Dave the Renegade:
Can’t allow this thread to languish on page two. It won’t attract any wit or wisdom !
hiya,
My wife says if my wit was gelignite it wouldn’t blow my cap off.
thanks harry, long retired.
I ain’t got any wisdom Harry. A tasty female dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out a few months.
She can get up close and physical anytime.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The last time I had any dental work done it was carried out by a huge Polish
bird who I think hated men, she certainly put me through the mill.
thanks harry, long retired.
This little Portugese female said I could have a course of treatment on my remaining teeth, a few fillings and polish etc. I said " at my time of life I just have them out " . I might get a twinge and go back to see her. Knowing my luck, it will be a bloke in the surgery.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell them in reception (the faceless ones) either the “fit” bird or you’ll pull
your own teeth out and cut out the middle man.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Can’t allow this thread to languish on page two. It won’t attract any wit or wisdom !
hiya,
My wife says if my wit was gelignite it wouldn’t blow my cap off.
thanks harry, long retired.
I ain’t got any wisdom Harry. A tasty female dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out a few months.
She can get up close and physical anytime.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The last time I had any dental work done it was carried out by a huge Polish
bird who I think hated men, she certainly put me through the mill.
thanks harry, long retired.
This little Portugese female said I could have a course of treatment on my remaining teeth, a few fillings and polish etc. I said " at my time of life I just have them out " . I might get a twinge and go back to see her. Knowing my luck, it will be a bloke in the surgery.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell them in reception (the faceless ones) either the “fit” bird or you’ll pull
your own teeth out and cut out the middle man.
thanks harry, long retired.
My next door neighbour used to be a fitter in one of the local quarries, and did pull a tooth out for one of the other blokes that worked there Harry. Perhaps I’ll get him to pull them out. It would be a lot cheaper.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Can’t allow this thread to languish on page two. It won’t attract any wit or wisdom !
hiya,
My wife says if my wit was gelignite it wouldn’t blow my cap off.
thanks harry, long retired.
I ain’t got any wisdom Harry. A tasty female dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out a few months.
She can get up close and physical anytime.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The last time I had any dental work done it was carried out by a huge Polish
bird who I think hated men, she certainly put me through the mill.
thanks harry, long retired.
This little Portugese female said I could have a course of treatment on my remaining teeth, a few fillings and polish etc. I said " at my time of life I just have them out " . I might get a twinge and go back to see her. Knowing my luck, it will be a bloke in the surgery.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tell them in reception (the faceless ones) either the “fit” bird or you’ll pull
your own teeth out and cut out the middle man.
thanks harry, long retired.
My next door neighbour used to be a fitter in one of the local quarries, and did pull a tooth out for one of the other blokes that worked there Harry. Perhaps I’ll get him to pull them out. It would be a lot cheaper.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, a lot cheaper and no parking or diesel to find, just leap over the fence
you know it makes sense, just make sure he sterilises his pliers first.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry the best remedy would be to soak the gum with the aching tooth with a single malt of high voltage for a while then down the hatch, & Perhaps do it a few more times so as to make sure that it has worked, This is my opinion mind, But of course one might get ■■■■■■ before the malts take effect Eh, What do you think ?, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry the best remedy would be to soak the gum with the aching tooth with a single malt of high voltage for a while then down the hatch, & Perhaps do it a few more times so as to make sure that it has worked, This is my opinion mind, But of course one might get ■■■■■■ before the malts take effect Eh, What do you think ?, Regards Larry.
Just like in the cowboy films Larry. Get them ■■■■■■ and cut anything off !
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, I’m with Larry plenty of single malt prior to surgery sounds good I’m
going to recommend it to the NHS people, for the likes of Larry and me
going into hospital could become a pleasure and I may offer body bits just
to get my gob round the bottle, “yes Doc have the left leg can I come back
next week and donate the right one” what do you mean there’s a waiting
list, are you sure you can’t fit me in.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave, I’m with Larry plenty of single malt prior to surgery sounds good I’m
going to recommend it to the NHS people, for the likes of Larry and me
going into hospital could become a pleasure and I may offer body bits just
to get my gob round the bottle, “yes Doc have the left leg can I come back
next week and donate the right one” what do you mean there’s a waiting
list, are you sure you can’t fit me in.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave, I’m with Larry plenty of single malt prior to surgery sounds good I’m
going to recommend it to the NHS people, for the likes of Larry and me
going into hospital could become a pleasure and I may offer body bits just
to get my gob round the bottle, “yes Doc have the left leg can I come back
next week and donate the right one” what do you mean there’s a waiting
list, are you sure you can’t fit me in.
thanks harry, long retired.
Nice easy work if you can get it
hiya,
Well Ang it would be one way of getting legless, although a bit drastic eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave, I’m with Larry plenty of single malt prior to surgery sounds good I’m
going to recommend it to the NHS people, for the likes of Larry and me
going into hospital could become a pleasure and I may offer body bits just
to get my gob round the bottle, “yes Doc have the left leg can I come back
next week and donate the right one” what do you mean there’s a waiting
list, are you sure you can’t fit me in.
thanks harry, long retired.
Nice easy work if you can get it
hiya,
Well Ang it would be one way of getting legless, although a bit drastic eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
You could always tell them it hurts to have your toenails cut Harry.
Cheers Dave.
my neighbour across the road passed away last week . when his daughter emptied the bungalow out she found 58 unopened bottles of whiskey in the broom cupboard , and the miserable old sod never offered me any ! there was one bottle half supped , but she and her sister drank that , they were ■■■■■■ as newts by teatime . if i didn’t have bad luck i wouldn’t have any luck at all , cheers , dave
rigsby:
my neighbour across the road passed away last week . when his daughter emptied the bungalow out she found 58 unopened bottles of whiskey in the broom cupboard , and the miserable old sod never offered me any ! there was one bottle half supped , but she and her sister drank that , they were ■■■■■■ as newts by teatime . if i didn’t have bad luck i wouldn’t have any luck at all , cheers , dave
That wasn’t very neighbourly of you Dave. You could have drank that half bottle to help them out and stop them getting ■■■■■■■
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
you would have though so dave seeing as we were looking after their kids while they were "working " .
Your day will come Dave. What comes around, goes around that’s what they say.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Well I’m going to get my own back on my kids when the child minding ceases
due to the amount of nappies I’ve changed and the ■■■■ I’ve shovelled over the
years even if I’m not incontinent in older age I’ll pretend I am.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
you would have though so dave seeing as we were looking after their kids while they were "working " .
Your day will come Dave. What comes around, goes around that’s what they say.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Well I’m going to get my own back on my kids when the child minding ceases
due to the amount of nappies I’ve changed and the [zb] I’ve shovelled over the
years even if I’m not incontinent in older age I’ll pretend I am.
thanks harry, long retired.
They ain’t going to out think you Harry.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
you would have though so dave seeing as we were looking after their kids while they were "working " .
Your day will come Dave. What comes around, goes around that’s what they say.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Well I’m going to get my own back on my kids when the child minding ceases
due to the amount of nappies I’ve changed and the [zb] I’ve shovelled over the
years even if I’m not incontinent in older age I’ll pretend I am.
thanks harry, long retired.
They ain’t going to out think you Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just hope the memory doesn’t go wonky Dave so’s I don’t forget to do the
“business” when they visit. But knowing my lot they’ll pretend not to notice
and clear off leaving me to sort myself out, so I’ll still be in the fertiliser.
thanks harry, long retired,
Harry ive just been informed of an Oil Rig 260 ne Of Aberdeen Called the Dunbar Platform, It was hit by a giant wave in 08 Im told, I wonder if it belongs to a poor relation of mine ? Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry ive just been informed of an Oil Rig 260 ne Of Aberdeen Called the Dunbar Platform, It was hit by a giant wave in 08 Im told, I wonder if it belongs to a poor relation of mine ? Regards Larry.
hiya,
Larry have a root in your desk you might have title deed to it stuck
in a drawer somewhere.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry I will do that in the morning Ive got loads of old drawers full of paperwork Etc, One nevers knows I might be a really rich ■■■■■■■ for real Eh, If I am I might as well invest the dosh in a Distillery just to boost my dividends Eh, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry I will do that in the morning Ive got loads of old drawers full of paperwork Etc, One nevers knows I might be a really rich [zb] for real Eh, If I am I might as well invest the dosh in a Distillery just to boost my dividends Eh, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Well Larry you’ve had a good few hours to search through your paperwork, so
have you found the deed of ownership making my “best friend in the world”
the richest guy in the Toon
thanks harry, long retired.
