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Get your thermals on drivers the snow is on its way.Whisky drinkers will be OK :neutral_face: .

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Dave the Renegade:
Get your thermals on drivers the snow is on its way.Whisky drinkers will be OK :neutral_face: .

Dave what about the apprentice Whisky drinkers will I they be O K
ANON. :wink:

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you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

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Well If the snow is coming, I hope you are well stocked up with Whiskey its the best anti freeze money can buy. Regards Larry

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rigsby:
you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

Dave it would be bad if the snow was that deep as I am on the first floor but it would be much worse if water came up to my window sill as I am around 900 feet above sea level so there would be around three quarters of country under water. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

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Lawrence Dunbar:
Well If the snow is coming, I hope you are well stocked up with Whiskey its the best anti freeze money can buy. Regards Larry

Larry do you put it in your car, not single malt! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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sammyopisite:

rigsby:
you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

Dave it would be bad if the snow was that deep as I am on the first floor but it would be much worse if water came up to my window sill as I am around 900 feet above sea level so there would be around three quarters of country under water. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Hope Johnnie that water donā€™t get to that high, you might accidently get water in your whisky! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

Dave it would be bad if the snow was that deep as I am on the first floor but it would be much worse if water came up to my window sill as I am around 900 feet above sea level so there would be around three quarters of country under water. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Hope Johnnie that water donā€™t get to that high, you might accidently get water in your whisky! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Now then Norm "water in whiskey indeed, wish youā€™d stop talking dirty, straight from the bottle man, is the only way,
thanks harry long retired.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

Dave it would be bad if the snow was that deep as I am on the first floor but it would be much worse if water came up to my window sill as I am around 900 feet above sea level so there would be around three quarters of country under water. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Hope Johnnie that water donā€™t get to that high, you might accidently get water in your whisky! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Now then Norm "water in whiskey indeed, wish youā€™d stop talking dirty, straight from the bottle man, is the only way,
thanks harry long retired.

Harry how do you keep the water out when you stop drinking, remember you are underwater! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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hiya,
Under the influence Norm even if I was underwater Iā€™d certainly be under the influence.
thanks harry long retired.

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Norman Ingram:

sammyopisite:

rigsby:
you will have time to practice and upgrade from apprentice to proffessional johnnie , and if the snow gets up to your windowsill , weā€™re all (zb ) , dave

Dave it would be bad if the snow was that deep as I am on the first floor but it would be much worse if water came up to my window sill as I am around 900 feet above sea level so there would be around three quarters of country under water. :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:
cheers Johnnie :wink:

Hope Johnnie that water donā€™t get to that high, you might accidently get water in your whisky! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman if the water gets that high there will not be many on the dole and you would have to rename your place Atlantis :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Johnnie :wink:

P S you would turn into a mermaid :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing:

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I donā€™t think anyone on this thread other than animal would resemble a mermaid :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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sammyopisite:

Dave the Renegade:
Get your thermals on drivers the snow is on its way.Whisky drinkers will be OK :neutral_face: .

Dave what about the apprentice Whisky drinkers will I they be O K
ANON. :wink:

You must practice really hard, and when the going gets tough and you feel like youā€™ve had enough, force yourself to carry on and one day you too can call yourself a ā€œbig mister whisky drinkerā€ :stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote="harry_gill
Now then Norm "water in whiskey indeed, wish youā€™d stop talking dirty,
straight from the bottle man, is the only way,
thanks harry long retired.
[/quote]
Now then you trainees, listen to these words of wisdom. :wink:

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grumpy old man:
[quote="harry_gill
Now then Norm "water in whiskey indeed, wish youā€™d stop talking dirty,
straight from the bottle man, is the only way,
thanks harry long retired.

Now then you trainees, listen to these words of wisdom. :wink:
[/quote]
Get your stock in chaps.Snow by next Wednesday.Central malt heating :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave you are full of Doom & Gloom, keep that white stuff over your neck of the woods. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Here is one old fellow who will not be singing, " Iā€™m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Bah Humbug mumble mumble. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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iā€™m 40 so its not me thats the oldest

iā€™ve heard rumours on other forums that vascoingles has been around since adam was a lad and actually built the first wooden truck but how true these rumours are im unsure

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Not fussed on Christmas myself Norm.Nice for kids and for people to have a break.I think its way over the top nowadays,it goes on far to long.It should go back to Christmas day and boxing day being bank holidays like it used to be.
As for the snow we are bound to get a heavy fall or a lot of rain,as we havenā€™t had much rain for over twelve months,so look out :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .Got the snow tyres on my transit :wink: .
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
I donā€™t think anyone on this thread other than animal would resemble a mermaid :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

You not seen me :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just a wee novice whisky drinker here

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animal:

Dave the Renegade:
I donā€™t think anyone on this thread other than animal would resemble a mermaid :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

You not seen me :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just a wee novice whisky drinker here

We had better see a picture of you then.The rest of us have got our mugshots scattered about the thread :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.