Buy a straw hat, its cheaper and will last for years. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Nowt wrong with coconut oil it kept me burn free in the Far East.
Self designed baldy courtesy of the Bic razor company.
thanks harry, long retired.
âCourtesy of the Bic RazorCo.â my a*se. Mines natural, no styling with this matey. Bald as a badger and â â â â as hell. 
Oh, and 3XL plus extra fat. 
grumpy old man:
âCourtesy of the Bic RazorCo.â my a*se. Mines natural, no styling with this matey. Bald as a badger and â â â â as hell.
Oh, and 3XL plus extra fat.
hiya,
Me â â â â nahâ but a fat old git yeaâ, have seen a few flattened badgers at the
roadside but strangely never seen a bald one what Iâve seen have all had hair.
thanks harry, long retired.
Myself I am tall young and handsome, 
but I am known on occasions to tell little white lies! 
Norman Ingram:
Myself I am tall young and handsome,
Aye a bit like Old Harry when he says he has never danced a step, I bet he did the Quaker Dance in his younger days Eh. Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
Myself I am tall young and handsome,Aye a bit like Old Harry when he says he has never danced a step, I bet he did the Quaker Dance in his younger days Eh. Regards Larry.
hiya,
Unlike Old Nosser who admits to being capable of telling little porkies, Iâm in the
mould of George Washington and incapable of telling tall stories, so my
proclamation about my boots having never graced a dance floor must be true, I
have never danced a step in my life, but I do admit to having done the quickstep
out of the building on more than one occasion sometimes being pursued.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Larry donât know anything about Old Norm having participated in the Quaker Dance
but Iâve heard heâs an exponent of Sand Dancing which Iâm led to believe he readily
performs at the drop of a hat, or is it the Mexican hat dance he will do for the cost
of a bucket of sand, Iâm getting confused now, must be age related.
thanks harry, long retired.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.
I think these two are taking on daft Larry, about the Quaker dance and outside for your oats. There was a bloke I worked with on the building sites in the 60âs who had been in WW2 who used to do what he called the banana shuffle, it was hilarious.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.I think these two are taking on daft Larry, about the Quaker dance and outside for your oats. There was a bloke I worked with on the building sites in the 60âs who had been in WW2 who used to do what he called the banana shuffle, it was hilarious.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Thanks for that Dave I wasnât going to ask, got to admit I was a bit slow there.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.I think these two are taking on daft Larry, about the Quaker dance and outside for your oats. There was a bloke I worked with on the building sites in the 60âs who had been in WW2 who used to do what he called the banana shuffle, it was hilarious.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Thanks for that Dave I wasnât going to ask, got to admit I was a bit slow there.
thanks harry, long retired.
I donât think you were Harry, I think you was just playing along with it !!!
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.I think these two are taking on daft Larry, about the Quaker dance and outside for your oats. There was a bloke I worked with on the building sites in the 60âs who had been in WW2 who used to do what he called the banana shuffle, it was hilarious.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Thanks for that Dave I wasnât going to ask, got to admit I was a bit slow there.
thanks harry, long retired.I donât think you were Harry, I think you was just playing along with it !!!
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Thereâs an old saying Dave, âItâll all come out in the washâ and it usually does.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman, Did you ever do the Quaker Dance in you younger days, â â , I am surprised that Harry didnât, Regards Larry.I think these two are taking on daft Larry, about the Quaker dance and outside for your oats. There was a bloke I worked with on the building sites in the 60âs who had been in WW2 who used to do what he called the banana shuffle, it was hilarious.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Thanks for that Dave I wasnât going to ask, got to admit I was a bit slow there.
thanks harry, long retired.I donât think you were Harry, I think you was just playing along with it !!!
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Thereâs an old saying Dave, âItâll all come out in the washâ and it usually does.
thanks harry, long retired.
Depends on the scrubber Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Larry I have done many dances in my life, Jitter-Bug, Black Botton, Sieze of Venice, The Grind comes to mind, where the women & men would giro their pelvis against each other, but it was funny after the music stopped, their was a great need to go outside for fresh air! 
Norman Ingram:
Larry I have done many dances in my life, Jitter-Bug, Black Botton, Sieze of Venice, The Grind comes to mind, where the women & men would giro their pelvis against each other, but it was funny after the music stopped, their was a great need to go outside for fresh air!
hiya,
I donât mind watching the ladies dancing Norm but to see a fellahâ twirling
his way round the dance floor no way, they look right twonks,I have never
done it and I know I never will, and whatâs that âGay Gordonâsâ all about. 
thanks harry, long retired.
That is a old military type dance, similar to the one done in the cavalry by John Wayne, it come from Scotland, similar to the siege of venice which is Irish but much faster.
Norman Ingram:
That is a old military type dance, similar to the one done in the cavalry by John Wayne, it come from Scotland, similar to the siege of venice which is Irish but much faster.
hiya,
John Wayne dancing, the hell he will.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
That is a old military type dance, similar to the one done in the cavalry by John Wayne, it come from Scotland, similar to the siege of venice which is Irish but much faster.hiya,
John Wayne dancing, the hell he will.
thanks harry, long retired.
He only danced with his hat on.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
That is a old military type dance, similar to the one done in the cavalry by John Wayne, it come from Scotland, similar to the siege of venice which is Irish but much faster.hiya,
John Wayne dancing, the hell he will.
thanks harry, long retired.He only danced with his hat on.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Wonder did he croak with his boots on.
thanks harry, long retired.