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Did any of you watch Routemaster’s on TV last night showing the London buses, with some people using them to sleep on. They must have got money to pay for the bus fare.
Cheers Dave.

Well Dave , :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just think if a passenger went on a circular route and paid tuppence on the night buses, he could get a nights kip and be dropped off at work.chip digs. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Well Dave , :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just think if a passenger went on a circular route and paid tuppence on the night buses, he could get a nights kip and be dropped off at work.chip digs. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

This one bloke did Norm, he traveled to Heathrow with his belongings in a travelling case on wheels, got off the bus walked in had a shower and whatever, then back on the bus.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Well Dave , :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: just think if a passenger went on a circular route and paid tuppence on the night buses, he could get a nights kip and be dropped off at work.chip digs. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

This one bloke did Norm, he traveled to Heathrow with his belongings in a travelling case on wheels, got off the bus walked in had a shower and whatever, then back on the bus.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You’re giving me ideas Dave, get on the bus quite near my home a couple of changes
to get to Newcastle Airport have a shower grab an hours kip en-route, never need to
turn the boiler on ever again, come to think of it would I need a house I could live on
the bus I’d have to alight occasionally to eat and get my pension from the cashpoint
and these new buses are quite warm and comfortable, now all I’ve got to do is get the
missus in the same frame of mind and I can sell the house and be able to afford to
purchase all the single malt I’ll ever need, thanks Dave a great idea it’s being given a
good coat of looking at this very moment.
thanks harry, long retired.

One thing wrong with that idea, you need a address. To have a pension. Or a bank account.

hiya,
Harry Gill
c/o Battersea “Old” Dogs Home,
London,
England.
That should find me Norm.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I do hope when your out walking, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you don’t get the urge to ■■■■ up leg up at every lamp post you go by! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or start growling at every man that has a young lady on his arm. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I do hope when your out walking, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you don’t get the urge to ■■■■ up leg up at every lamp post you go by! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Or start growling at every man that has a young lady on his arm. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

As long as Harry doesn’t go sniffing at some Nun who happens to be passing, he might be OK Norm.
Cheers Dave.

Roll on winter :frowning: , I had to send the staff for some Factor 50 sun cream for my bald head. :open_mouth: Bloody hell, it cost a fortune, she’s blown the budget for the whole week.
I only wear my flat cap in winter.

grumpy old man:
Roll on winter :frowning: , I had to send the staff for some Factor 50 sun cream for my bald head. :open_mouth: Bloody hell, it cost a fortune, she’s blown the budget for the whole week.
I only wear my flat cap in winter.

hiya,
Never have to dig deep for that sort of thing Bri the daughter is always
dropping a bottle off - the plastering on of grandchildren for the use of,
and it works on Nana’s and Granda’s just as well, big saving there.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry, how often do you visit your " Rabbi". :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Just a quick visit as on a break & back on line

Working hard driving a class 1 long distant well out all week in the uk but now also a member of the grumpy grand pearant club as my daughter had her daughter on Friday 5 july by c section a healthy 5lb girl called Robyn Tracy

Both mother & baby doing well &came out on sat afternoon

animal:
Just a quick visit as on a break & back on line

Working hard driving a class 1 long distant well out all week in the uk but now also a member of the grumpy grand pearant club as my daughter had her daughter on Friday 5 july by c section a healthy 5lb girl called Robyn Tracy

Both mother & baby doing well &came out on sat afternoon

Well done Grandma :wink: Love to the family :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Congradulations Ang, Grumpy nerver, Grand certainly, Its nice to hear from you hope everything continues to go well for you & your family, Regards Larry.

Same from me Ang, best wishes to you and your family.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Welcome to the gramps club Ang piece of cake isn’t it ■■ not half the
hassle of being a parent and you can always hand them back when it
gets hard going that’s if you ever get home to do any babysitting, I
made a point of being away as much as possible when my own kids
were babies, not really, I did miss them growing up and did try to be
at home as much as I could for their first few months.
thanks harry, long retired.

Dropped the youngest grandaughter yesterday, she’s 2 and a half so she bounced, I had picked her up and she slipped straight through, her mother had lathered her in sun block cream. No harm done, she yelpt a bit but it was that she was just a bit shocked that dozy old grandad had dropped her. Oops. :blush:

grumpy old man:
Dropped the youngest grandaughter yesterday, she’s 2 and a half so she bounced, I had picked her up and she slipped straight through, her mother had lathered her in sun block cream. No harm done, she yelpt a bit but it was that she was just a bit shocked that dozy old grandad had dropped her. Oops. :blush:

hiya.
Pleased there was no harm done Brian and the minsterations of “Nursie” weren’t required.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry my grand kids are not kids anymore My Grandaughter is 26 & Runs a pub with her Husband, & The Grandson who is 23 is in the RAF At Lossiemouth, But of course they still like to be spoiled by Myself & My good Lady, Which I don’t mind at all , Its nice that when they get to the age they are at now that they still care very much about us, PS, Ive just passed my medical for my HGV, So Im good for another million miles, But having said that Im retiring next year, Im not doing this DCPC, its just another load of ■■■■■ to get money out of us I will stop here because if I carry on I will probabley get arrested, Regards Larry.

grumpy old man:
Roll on winter :frowning: , I had to send the staff for some Factor 50 sun cream for my bald head. :open_mouth: Bloody hell, it cost a fortune, she’s blown the budget for the whole week.
I only wear my flat cap in winter.

Try Calamine Lotion GOM,it cheap and has the right effect,although its a bit “chalkey”,leaves funny marks on your head when it dries!!

David[also folically challenged!!!] :cry: :cry: