Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What did I tell you lads Old Norm with gout the wealthy mans ailment,
now how many of us lesser mortals can afford to develop gout, get
well soon good buddy.
thanks harry. long retired.
Defo rich living Harry, Not like us poor old pensioners Eh, We cant afford things like gout, Only the malts that keep us going Ha Ha, Get well soon Norm, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Yes Larry, Old Norms wallet is thicker than the back door step, who else
needs to tether their money pouch with a padlock and anchor chain.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What did I tell you lads Old Norm with gout the wealthy mans ailment,
now how many of us lesser mortals can afford to develop gout, get
well soon good buddy.
thanks harry. long retired.
Defo rich living Harry, Not like us poor old pensioners Eh, We cant afford things like gout, Only the malts that keep us going Ha Ha, Get well soon Norm, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Yes Larry, Old Norms wallet is thicker than the back door step, who else
needs to tether their money pouch with a padlock and anchor chain.
thanks harry, long retired.
Money… what is money these days, it disappears out of my account before I see it.
hiya,
Dave you and I never see money, into our accounts and out in the form of direct
debits to keep the old head above water, now “Our Norm” it’s said keeps his brass
under the mattress and there’s so much of it his nose just clears the ceiling, just
hearsay or fact no doubt he’ll tell us in his own inimitable way if true or false.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave you and I never see money, into our accounts and out in the form of direct
debits to keep the old head above water, now “Our Norm” it’s said keeps his brass
under the mattress and there’s so much of it his nose just clears the ceiling, just
hearsay or fact no doubt he’ll tell us in his own inimitable way if true or false.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably hasn’t got room for a light bulb in the bedroom Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave you and I never see money, into our accounts and out in the form of direct
debits to keep the old head above water, now “Our Norm” it’s said keeps his brass
under the mattress and there’s so much of it his nose just clears the ceiling, just
hearsay or fact no doubt he’ll tell us in his own inimitable way if true or false.
thanks harry, long retired.
He probably hasn’t got room for a light bulb in the bedroom Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
He could use a flashlight Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.
He won’t need a lot of light at the moment Harry, its the summer solstice on Friday.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
He won’t need a lot of light at the moment Harry, its the summer solstice on Friday.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Norm will be very happy about that Dave he won’t have to put any money in the leccy meter.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
He won’t need a lot of light at the moment Harry, its the summer solstice on Friday.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Norm will be very happy about that Dave he won’t have to put any money in the leccy meter.
thanks harry, long retired.
He will be one of the richest ex lorry drivers in the country Harry. Got to admire the bloke for squirreling money away.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
He won’t need a lot of light at the moment Harry, its the summer solstice on Friday.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Norm will be very happy about that Dave he won’t have to put any money in the leccy meter.
thanks harry, long retired.
He will be one of the richest ex lorry drivers in the country Harry. Got to admire the bloke for squirreling money away.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Good for him Dave, I invested all my coin in brewery shares and no way
will they come to fruition, down the drain in more ways than one. 
thanks harry, long retired.
Watch it you two layabouts, 
Harry the Blackburn Bonzo with a northeast taint, and Dave the Hereford Huffer, how could you talk about a mate like that a kind aging gentleman. 
For the last time, I keep my money in the bank, 
while in the bank to see about my ISA’s and get the best rates, the personal banker Susan said what are these withdrawals bsa on, I replied my betting account, you should see a few winnings going in, 
the last one for £400, she said oh yes it was £399.99p. How did you win that, 30p ew bets had four winners. Was going to give you a tip from a owner who is a son of friends, but it got beat by the favorite by a shorthead, but it is a good horse I had £5ew at 15/2 the name " Montiridge"
Norman Ingram:
Watch it you two layabouts, Harry the Blackburn Bonzo with a northeast taint, and Dave the Hereford Huffer, how could you talk about a mate like that a kind aging gentleman. For the last time, I keep my money in the bank, while in the bank to see about my ISA’s and get the best rates, the personal banker Susan said what are these withdrawals bsa on, I replied my betting account, you should see a few winnings going in, the last one for £400, she said oh yes it was £399.99p. How did you win that, 30p ew bets had four winners. Was going to give you a tip from a owner who is a son of friends, but it got beat by the favorite by a shorthead, but it is a good horse I had £5ew at 15/2 the name " Montiridge"
I am not from Hereford Norm. ! I live in Radnorshire just over the border from Herefordshire which is 26 miles from Hereford. We have trotting races in this village, about 5 meetings each summer.
Cheers Dave.
Welcome to Trucknet mikeymike. Hope you have plenty of tales to tell us about your days on the road, plus a bit of banter.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Welcome to the crazy gang mikeymike you’re not the youngest but no way are you
the senior citizen, anyway come aboard and tell us a few tales about anything not
necessarily about life on the road unless they terminate in a funny experience.
thanks harry, long retired.
Plenty of funny and strange experiences on this site Harry, that’s for sure.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Plenty of funny and strange experiences on this site Harry, that’s for sure.
Cheers Dave.
Plenty of Not Funny old drivers too !
3 wheeler:
Dave the Renegade:
Plenty of funny and strange experiences on this site Harry, that’s for sure.
Cheers Dave.
Plenty of Not Funny old drivers too !
We can’t all be comedians, we aren’t on wages.
Cheers Dave.
(Plenty of not funny old drivers too.)
hiya,
Funny you should say that 3 wheeler, my old lady often refers
to me as a funny old bugger, and I reckon you could be right
I’ve a feeling she doesn’t mean in the Ha Ha sense.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
(Plenty of not funny old drivers too.)
hiya,
Funny you should say that 3 wheeler, my old lady often refers
to me as a funny old bugger, and I reckon you could be right
I’ve a feeling she doesn’t mean in the Ha Ha sense.
thanks harry, long retired.
You still give plenty of us on here loads of laughs with your quips Harry.
Cheers Dave.
