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rigsby:
i don’t have takeaways , especially from our asian cousins . back in the 90s i was delivering to an asian warehouse in dewsbury when van rolled in from their head office in s.shields . it was a boiling hot june day and the van had no chiller . they unloaded a pallet of" frozen" kebab meat , completely thawed and covered in flies , wafted the flies off and wheeled it into the freezer , never touched a kebab since . , cheers , dave

hiya,
Dave I think if you could see beyond the counter in some of these fast food
establishments you would starve if your eating depended on getting fed at
these places, “Woman where’s my lunch I hope you’ve cleaned the kitchen”
thanks harry, long retired.

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We had good old fashioned stew for our late meal tonight.I don’t care if it was horse,donkey or elephant,it tasted very nice. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
We had good old fashioned stew for our late meal tonight.I don’t care if it was horse,donkey or elephant,it tasted very nice. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

You can’t beat a fine homemade stew on a cold winters evening. My missis, for all her faults, can make a ■■■■ fine beef stew. :stuck_out_tongue:

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hiya,
I’ts started to snow here just a little bit, my Missus is gazing longingly through
the window, if it gets any worse I suppose I’ll have to let her in. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ts started to snow here just a little bit, my Missus is gazing longingly through
the window, if it gets any worse I suppose I’ll have to let her in. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

I bet you will Harry,you will need her to get your grub. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ts started to snow here just a little bit, my Missus is gazing longingly through
the window, if it gets any worse I suppose I’ll have to let her in. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

I bet you will Harry,you will need her to get your grub. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Spot on Dave I’m incapable of making a drinkable cuppa even.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ts started to snow here just a little bit, my Missus is gazing longingly through
the window, if it gets any worse I suppose I’ll have to let her in. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

I bet you will Harry,you will need her to get your grub. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Spot on Dave I’m incapable of making a drinkable cuppa even.
thanks harry, long retired.

Thought you drank firewater Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ts started to snow here just a little bit, my Missus is gazing longingly through
the window, if it gets any worse I suppose I’ll have to let her in. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry, long retired.

I bet you will Harry,you will need her to get your grub. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Spot on Dave I’m incapable of making a drinkable cuppa even.
thanks harry, long retired.

Thought you drank firewater Harry. :wink: Plus a bit more to keep the cold out :exclamation:
Cheers Dave.

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Hello lads, you are a hardhearted bugger Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: let your misses inside, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: one day you will be old and decrepted and need her, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: like tomorrow! Had my eye operation, gone good so far, had the hospital in a uproar,the anaesthetist, when I spoke to him said he was a Kurd from Iraq, and seemed quite pleased when I told him of different places on the way to Bagdad, he ask me if I knew Kurds, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: yes I replied, " Eye for a Eye a Tooth for a Tooth", what do you think of that he asked, as long as it is not my teeth or eyes,I am not too bothered. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: . I had to speak to him in Arabic, he said very good, it is hard for enlish people to pronounce Arabic, I told him another word Bint, he laughed and told a nurse, it means woman, I said it also means daughter, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: he agreed. Do you like Kurds he asked, I said to tell the truth I never got that close to them, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: they all carried guns, he laughed and said so do the Americans :question: I said I agree, but they don’t sleep with them or carry them everywhere they go! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: He replied they still do, but it is alot calmer in Iraq, I was there visiting a few months ago. A nurse held my hand during the operation, I told her it was cold, she said I would have to warm her up, the rest said wow and laughed, one said he has a naughty face, I said sometimes I’m a naughty boy. Then I had to behave myself and let the lady surgeon do her job, she kept asking if I was alright, I said fine, just put myself into a relax mode. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Half and hour and it was all over, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: they was still laughing when I was wheeled out of the theatre, to me it was a piece of cake. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Glad to hear your operation went well Norm.Looks as if you are fighting fit again with all this gun toting talk. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Hi Norman,
Pleased to know that the operation was without any problems :smiley: .
You certainly haven`t lost your ( wicked :laughing: ) sense of humour .
Best of luck for a speedy and FULL recovery.

Cheers, cattle wagon man.

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No CWM my humour is a big make up of my charactor, I enjoy the reaction I get from people, 99% GOOD most friends know it’s all in good fun, the one% they raise their eyebrows and turn their nose up, I wouldn’t be friends with them for I would know they was not my type. :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: My eye is terriffic, :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: it will be top notch when I get my glasses in March, but even now I can look down the garden at the birds and able to pick out the different types. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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hiya,
Just pleased everything went well Norm and hopefully the “headlamps” will be
good enough to get you behind the wheel again if that’s your ambition good
luck to you and your Good Lady my friend, I was at optician the other day he
said no problems I did ask about my shortsightedness he told me to look out
of the window and upwards exclaiming “what can you see” blue sky I said, he
said that my son is thousands of miles away how bleedin’ far do you want to
see, “nuff’ said” said I and left a happy man,
thanks harry, long retired.

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Do you think with my improved sight Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: If I come up to your “DO” I will be able to give Ang a couple of coats of looking at! :blush: :blush: :blush: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Do you think with my improved sight Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: If I come up to your “DO” I will be able to give Ang a couple of coats of looking at! :blush: :blush: :blush: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Yes Norm she will certainly be there if you’re going to make the scene,
but Norm your headlamps will have to well focused, our Ang is only the
size of two penn’orth of copper but she’s got a big heart and personality
to match, but before you come, and for a very nominal fee you may
find “the Larry and Harry larn yersel Geordie course” may be helpful to
you, whay aye ya bugger that’s a bit of phraseology you can have for
nowt any further tuition is available at extra cost, by the way our Ang
hasn’t been sighted for a while hope everything is well.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Do you think with my improved sight Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: If I come up to your “DO” I will be able to give Ang a couple of coats of looking at! :blush: :blush: :blush: :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Yes Norm she will certainly be there if you’re going to make the scene,
but Norm your headlamps will have to well focused, our Ang is only the
size of two penn’orth of copper but she’s got a big heart and personality
to match, but before you come, and for a very nominal fee you may
find “the Larry and Harry larn yersel Geordie course” may be helpful to
you, whay aye ya bugger that’s a bit of phraseology you can have for
nowt any further tuition is available at extra cost, by the way our Ang
hasn’t been sighted for a while hope everything is well.
thanks harry, long retired.

I reckon the good lady has other interests Harry.Eat your heart out Norm. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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What I think it is, Ang got love sick, because I never made the last meet up, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: all through my life, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: I have had this affect on women. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Even my wife in our marry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: mentioned that sometimes I make her sick! :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Don’t despair Norm,there is a cure.She could take you to the local Vet. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:
Don’t despair Norm,there is a cure.She could take you to the local Vet. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Yeh’ and get you put down you randy little devil.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Dave said better healthy than wealthy,Harry thinks randy.I think I would like to be all three. :laughing: :laughing: