Oldest member on this forum.Also wit and wisdom!

dave_the_renegade · 9 December 2012 20:14

Any sightings of our veteran hitch hiking lorry driver on the M1 or further north today.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 9 December 2012 20:49

Dave the Renegade:
Any sightings of our veteran hitch hiking lorry driver on the M1 or further north today.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’ve no doubt the “Colleen” will have dragged him back home,
calling him a silly old sausage (or words to that effect) smothered
his chest with Vick and put him in his nice warm bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 9 December 2012 20:52

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Any sightings of our veteran hitch hiking lorry driver on the M1 or further north today.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’ve no doubt the “Colleen” will have dragged him back home,
calling him a silly old sausage (or words to that effect) smothered
his chest with Vick and put him in his nice warm bed.
thanks harry, long retired.

Thought he had been subdued today Harry,he’s probably under surveillance.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 9 December 2012 23:56

No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

dave_the_renegade · 10 December 2012 19:32

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Bloody hell Norm you are the techno kid with the smart phone etc.I ain’t into anything as modern as that.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 10 December 2012 19:57

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Bloody hell Norm you are the techno kid with the smart phone etc.I ain’t into anything as modern as that.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I bought a fancy phone some time ago couldn’t make head or tail of
it swapped the thingy from inside it back to the old phone, the new one is
under the stairs in a box along with about three cameras a couple of video
cameras and a sat-nav none of which i know how to operate and to be very
honest have no wish to find out the workings of weird and wonderful gadgetry.
thanks harry, long retired.

lawrence_dunbar · 10 December 2012 20:06

Very true Harry, But the good thing is our fave tipples have not altered the removal of the cork or the screw tops, But mind you if the had gone Metric or some other silly mode, Im sure we would have manged to gain entry one way or another, Us owld pioneers can master that with no probs Eh, Regards Larry. PS. Harry ive just aquired a Malt called Toremore, A Speyside one, Im going to try it to-night.

dave_the_renegade · 10 December 2012 20:08

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Bloody hell Norm you are the techno kid with the smart phone etc.I ain’t into anything as modern as that.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I bought a fancy phone some time ago couldn’t make head or tail of
it swapped the thingy from inside it back to the old phone, the new one is
under the stairs in a box along with about three cameras a couple of video
cameras and a sat-nav none of which i know how to operate and to be very
honest have no wish to find out the workings of weird and wonderful gadgetry.
thanks harry, long retired.

I have two new phones here Harry.Each time I’m due for an upgrade they give me a new phone,but I stick with the old one because it suits me better.I don’t use the camera very often.I leave that to Tracy. Never had a sat nav,I still use an atlas or just use my my sense of direction.Not that interested in anything to technical.I refused to have a computer up until about 12 years ago,now I’m never off the thing.
Cheers Dave.

kevmac47 · 10 December 2012 20:51

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Norm, I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday, I could have given you a lift all the way to Ang’s drum, she lives about 500 yards from me!!! Ah well better luck next time eh■■? Regards Kev.

lawrence_dunbar · 10 December 2012 20:58

Lawrence Dunbar:
Very true Harry, But the good thing is our fave tipples have not altered the removal of the cork or the screw tops, But mind you if the had gone Metric or some other silly mode, Im sure we would have manged to gain entry one way or another, Us owld pioneers can master that with no probs Eh, Regards Larry. PS. Harry ive just aquired a Malt called Toremore, A Speyside one, Im going to try it to-night.

Harry Ive just savoured the Tormore Single 12 Yr old OOH LA LA, This defo suits my taste Buds, So I will save some for the HF, Regards Larry.

animal · 10 December 2012 22:03

Hope you had a wee dram tonight as would have been my dad 81 birthday today

So will rais a glass to him

norman_ingram · 10 December 2012 23:49

kevmac47:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Norm, I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday, I could have given you a lift all the way to Ang’s drum, she lives about 500 yards from me!!! Ah well better luck next time eh■■? Regards Kev.

Thanks. KEV, BUT
if I want to get Ang excited, I will do it in my own time. I have be en doing all my life.

harry_gill · 11 December 2012 13:07

Norman Ingram:

kevmac47:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Norm, I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday, I could have given you a lift all the way to Ang’s drum, she lives about 500 yards from me!!! Ah well better luck next time eh■■? Regards Kev.

Thanks. KEV, BUT
if I want to get Ang excited, I will do it in my own time. I have be en doing all my life.

hiya,
Norm, like you’ve been doing all your life, If you don’t be sharp Good Buddy
you’re going to miss the bus, remember the 29th is nigh and if you haven’t
swept Ang off her feet by then she will have a room full of “golden oldies”
at her beck and call at the next Geordie “do”
thanks harry, long retired.

animal · 11 December 2012 13:58

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:

kevmac47:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Norm, I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday, I could have given you a lift all the way to Ang’s drum, she lives about 500 yards from me!!! Ah well better luck next time eh■■? Regards Kev.

Thanks. KEV, BUT
if I want to get Ang excited, I will do it in my own time. I have be en doing all my life.

hiya,
Norm, like you’ve been doing all your life, If you don’t be sharp Good Buddy
you’re going to miss the bus, remember the 29th is nigh and if you haven’t
swept Ang off her feet by then she will have a room full of “golden oldies”
at her beck and call at the next Geordie “do”
thanks harry, long retired.

So does that mean I will also have a bodyguard

harry_gill · 11 December 2012 14:19

animal:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:

kevmac47:

Norman Ingram:
No sky allowance very low,on my smart phone, that’s because I. am smart!

Norm, I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday, I could have given you a lift all the way to Ang’s drum, she lives about 500 yards from me!!! Ah well better luck next time eh■■? Regards Kev.

Thanks. KEV, BUT
if I want to get Ang excited, I will do it in my own time. I have be en doing all my life.

hiya,
Norm, like you’ve been doing all your life, If you don’t be sharp Good Buddy
you’re going to miss the bus, remember the 29th is nigh and if you haven’t
swept Ang off her feet by then she will have a room full of “golden oldies”
at her beck and call at the next Geordie “do”
thanks harry, long retired.

So does that mean I will also have a bodyguard

hiya
Ang I reckon you are capable of doing your own “bodyguarding”
and with some exceptions the majority of us would get blown
away with a half decent gust of wind anyway, but I’ll bet most
of us have had our moment’ or at least our 15 minutes of fame.
thanks harry, long retired.

norman_ingram · 11 December 2012 19:25

Ang. I will guard. Your body anytime you want,but it must be warm, because I want you supple for with all your aches and pains you would have to stick with old Harry.

dave_the_renegade · 11 December 2012 20:22

Ang you had better get about four gallons of WD40 in stock with all these old diesel drivers getting frisky,they might need a bit of freeing up.
Cheers Dave.

animal · 11 December 2012 20:27

Dave the Renegade:
Ang you had better get about four gallons of WD40 in stock with all these old diesel drivers getting frisky,they might need a bit of freeing up.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 12 December 2012 11:29

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ang you had better get about four gallons of WD40 in stock with all these old diesel drivers getting frisky,they might need a bit of freeing up.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’m a proper old driver am fitted with an auto-lube but the
reservoir needs topping up more frequently these days.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 12 December 2012 15:24

harry_gill:

animal:

Dave the Renegade:
Ang you had better get about four gallons of WD40 in stock with all these old diesel drivers getting frisky,they might need a bit of freeing up.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’m a proper old driver am fitted with an auto-lube but the
reservoir needs topping up more frequently these days.
thanks harry, long retired.

Don’t forget the jump leads Harry,you don’t want her giving you a hand start.
Cheers Dave.