rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Mr Balvennie should put some colour into your cheeks Ang
Defo
hiya,
Ang do you want a “cuddly -up” chum to help you deal with Mr Balvenie,
the wife’s at the Bingo.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can imagine you and Ang playing your own version of bingo if you start cuddling up to her Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I might be an old Knocker Dave but I’m still allowed to dream,
not that it would get me anywhere, canny lass is our Ang.
thanks harry,long retired.
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Mr Balvennie should put some colour into your cheeks Ang
Defo
hiya,
Ang do you want a “cuddly -up” chum to help you deal with Mr Balvenie,
the wife’s at the Bingo.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can imagine you and Ang playing your own version of bingo if you start cuddling up to her Harry.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Mr Balvennie should put some colour into your cheeks Ang
Defo
hiya,
Ang do you want a “cuddly -up” chum to help you deal with Mr Balvenie,
the wife’s at the Bingo.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can imagine you and Ang playing your own version of bingo if you start cuddling up to her Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I might be an old Knocker Dave but I’m still allowed to dream,
not that it would get me anywhere, canny lass is our Ang.
thanks harry,long retired.
Harry if any of Mr Balvenie left & can find a hip flask will bring some on sat for you to sample
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Mr Balvennie should put some colour into your cheeks Ang
Defo
hiya,
Ang do you want a “cuddly -up” chum to help you deal with Mr Balvenie,
the wife’s at the Bingo.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can imagine you and Ang playing your own version of bingo if you start cuddling up to her Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Never played bingo & not starting now
Don’t let him show you how to do jigsaws either Ang.
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Mr Balvennie should put some colour into your cheeks Ang
Defo
hiya,
Ang do you want a “cuddly -up” chum to help you deal with Mr Balvenie,
the wife’s at the Bingo.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can imagine you and Ang playing your own version of bingo if you start cuddling up to her Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I might be an old Knocker Dave but I’m still allowed to dream,
not that it would get me anywhere, canny lass is our Ang.
thanks harry,long retired.
Harry if any of Mr Balvenie left & can find a hip flask will bring some on sat for you to sample
hiya,
Ang hoping to make it on Saturday, still not 100% but getting there,
and by the way that’s the best offer I’ve had all day.
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak, here goes,
1 Ang will you be removing my shirt or will you just pour it in
at the top??,2 Dave it’s a most of the day jobbie the ■■■■■■■■
start to arrive around midday, my tablet intake cuts down by
a margin my booze intake by a very large margin.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak, here goes,
1 Ang will you be removing my shirt or will you just pour it in
at the top??,2 Dave it’s a most of the day jobbie the ■■■■■■■■
start to arrive around midday, my tablet intake cuts down by
a margin my booze intake by a very large margin.
thanks harry, long retired.
Not to worry Harry,never mind the booze intake,just enjoy Ang massaging your chest.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak, here goes,
1 Ang will you be removing my shirt or will you just pour it in
at the top??,2 Dave it’s a most of the day jobbie the ■■■■■■■■
start to arrive around midday, my tablet intake cuts down by
a margin my booze intake by a very large margin.
thanks harry, long retired.
Not to worry Harry,never mind the booze intake,just enjoy Ang massaging your chest.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, only if I can return the compliment, I promise to keep my eyes closed.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak, here goes,
1 Ang will you be removing my shirt or will you just pour it in
at the top??,2 Dave it’s a most of the day jobbie the ■■■■■■■■
start to arrive around midday, my tablet intake cuts down by
a margin my booze intake by a very large margin.
thanks harry, long retired.
Not to worry Harry,never mind the booze intake,just enjoy Ang massaging your chest.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, only if I can return the compliment, I promise to keep my eyes closed.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Going to kill two birds with one stone so to speak, here goes,
1 Ang will you be removing my shirt or will you just pour it in
at the top??,2 Dave it’s a most of the day jobbie the ■■■■■■■■
start to arrive around midday, my tablet intake cuts down by
a margin my booze intake by a very large margin.
thanks harry, long retired.
Not to worry Harry,never mind the booze intake,just enjoy Ang massaging your chest.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, only if I can return the compliment, I promise to keep my eyes closed.
thanks harry, long retired.
You are half way there Harry,you have got her laughing.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Not blowing my own trumpet Dave, but a young lady (a cracker) told
me I was everything she looked for in a man, I made her laugh and I
always had clean finger nails, was she easily pleased or what??.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not blowing my own trumpet Dave, but a young lady (a cracker) told
me I was everything she looked for in a man, I made her laugh and I
always had clean finger nails, was she easily pleased or what??.
thanks harry, long retired.
I’m only an amateur compared to you Harry,but if you can make them laugh and are well groomed,you are in with a chance.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not blowing my own trumpet Dave, but a young lady (a cracker) told
me I was everything she looked for in a man, I made her laugh and I
always had clean finger nails, was she easily pleased or what??.
thanks harry, long retired.
I’m only an amateur compared to you Harry,but if you can make them laugh and are well groomed,you are in with a chance.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave the making laugh bit comes easy soap and water to keep the hands clean
a doddle, but even if I could afford to shop in Saville Row and got dressed up in
the fancy gear I’d still resemble a scarecrow, in fact a candidate for the nearest
“bad taste party” I’m happy wearing anything that can be slung in the washing
machine, I attended an old pals funeral today and consequently had to make an
effort to look tidy I truly felt like a fish out of water I couldn’t wait to get back
home to get back into jeans and a tee-shirt, one of lifes scruffs. Eh’
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Get yerself some Ardbeg down yer neck, that’ll put hair on yer chest.
rigsby:
i would have you know that the wife says my ■■■ drive is far too high , it’s mostly in my head when it should be lower down . women should be happy with us old uns , cos it takes a lot longer than it used to , cheers , dave
It takes all night what you used to do all night
Old ones are snowy white on top with fire down below.
But tonight I will be with Mr Balvenie
Get yerself some Ardbeg down yer neck, that’ll put hair on yer chest.
But I am too poor to have Mr Ardburg I will just have to cuddle Mr Balvenie as would be rude not to as it was a present
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not blowing my own trumpet Dave, but a young lady (a cracker) told
me I was everything she looked for in a man, I made her laugh and I
always had clean finger nails, was she easily pleased or what??.
thanks harry, long retired.
I’m only an amateur compared to you Harry,but if you can make them laugh and are well groomed,you are in with a chance.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave the making laugh bit comes easy soap and water to keep the hands clean
a doddle, but even if I could afford to shop in Saville Row and got dressed up in
the fancy gear I’d still resemble a scarecrow, in fact a candidate for the nearest
“bad taste party” I’m happy wearing anything that can be slung in the washing
machine, I attended an old pals funeral today and consequently had to make an
effort to look tidy I truly felt like a fish out of water I couldn’t wait to get back
home to get back into jeans and a tee-shirt, one of lifes scruffs. Eh’
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Ah but Ang in jeans and tee-shirt you look like the “girl next door”
whereas in jeans and tee-shirt I’m more like Wurzel Gummidge,
and at my age don’t try to change me the Missus hasn’t managed.
thanks harry, long retired.
we are two of a kind harry , jeans , teeshirts and fleeces is all i wear these days and none of it needs ironing . i’m all for comfort , bugger dressing up , it would be like putting a pink bow on a pig anyway according to the wife .she reckons i would end up like a tramp if she didn’t keep on at me . cheers , dave
