Marks And Spencer’s new advert states that it wouldn’t be Christmas without M&S.
They’re right too. It’d be Chrita.
One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.
ICU baby, shaking that ■■■.
I saw a friend of mine walking out the doctors the other day looking really down so I asked him what was up.
“I’ve just been diagnosed with the Big C”, he said.
“Sorry mate, that’s terrible, Cancer ?”
“Nah, Dyslexia”