Was it an advert for the film the life of pie…
#Greggs #DAF…
'Twas one of ours! Night man stopped for a half hour at Markham Moor, grabbed a coffee etc, someone err inquisitive looked in the back, driver returned to cab, set off without checking (we’ve all done that) and proceeded to self tip for 18 minutes (according to the telemetry) before being flashed in and shutting the back door.
Worst thing was though that he just parked it up and went home without saying anything!
the maoster:
’Worst thing was though that he just parked it up and went home without saying anything!
Sure there wasn’t a note on the dash saying “just check twitter” the Police all think its a laugh ? 
Wrong thread lol
Im sure Nottinghamshires finest plods came out in force… needed to bag up some evidence for breakfast…lmao
the maoster:
'Twas one of ours! Night man stopped for a half hour at Markham Moor, grabbed a coffee etc, someone err inquisitive looked in the back, driver returned to cab, set off without checking (we’ve all done that) and proceeded to self tip for 18 minutes (according to the telemetry) before being flashed in and shutting the back door.Worst thing was though that he just parked it up and went home without saying anything!
probably terrified of the ribbing he’ll deservedly get 
the maoster:
'Twas one of ours! Night man stopped for a half hour at Markham Moor, grabbed a coffee etc, someone err inquisitive looked in the back, driver returned to cab, set off without checking (we’ve all done that) and proceeded to self tip for 18 minutes (according to the telemetry) before being flashed in and shutting the back door.Worst thing was though that he just parked it up and went home without saying anything!
Lol £6.50 per hour. Not the initial, could happen to any of us, the not saying anything! Priceless.
■■■■■■■ sacrilege, baked beans & cheese in a pasty, my mother would turn in her grave.