OH DEAR

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
1

A mates just phoned me from work (he works in a green uniform :blush: :laughing: )
He called in a shop for some ■■■■ and is now in trouble, he left his passenger door unlocked and some little scrotum relived him of his work bag (looks like a laptop bag) ,in it was worksheets,a few maps etc and his paper tacho’s,Whats really upset him was it also contained HIS BUTTIES AND FLASK OF TEA .
Now he has informed local police and received a crime number (Police offered to deploy 6 armed response units plus 4 normal squad cars and the helicopter .This also includes a soco team,a victim support unit,a mobile police station and has been offered counselling. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: )
His problem is ,
1 should he just stopt and get a bacon butty or 2
2 should he stop for a salad butty
3 what coffee should he get , i.e dec caf,cappachino.etc

oh and by the way

does he need to inform vosa of his loss of his tacho’s (just an afterthought but it seems important)

I can’t really help cos i like bacon butties but know salad is better for you :laughing: :laughing:

2

What are the chances, of a non-veggie, buttie thief.Opening his door, and half inching his chomp, at this time of year and at that time of night? :open_mouth:

3

dunno but he def not a veggie :laughing: . daft bugger always stops at same place same time ish.

4

if you’re hungry treat youreself and at what time did it happen?

5

ok enough
does he have to contact vosa fun

6

I would just to cover my back. They’ll probably rush him out a full breaky if he explains his predicament.