guardian.co.uk/technology/sh … hind-wheel
Sent from my iPhone while roasting a chicken and doing a line of coke off the steering wheel
see the trick is get them on your Iphone and use the cradle suction cap to angle it away from free loader drivers trying to watch your film as you are happily driving along also works on pigs too 
switchlogic:
Sent from my iPhone while roasting a chicken and doing a line of coke off the steering wheel
lmfao 
What about the poles and liths watching there laptops over here on our roads?
And I bet the froggy cops only find Brit drivers breaking the law…
If I may post here…I am guilty of watching a DVD whilst chauffeuring in Ireland.
My bus had blacked out windows, and there was a screen mounted on the rear wall of the bus. If I moved my mirror, I could see the film. Not proud…Just expressing. 
what kind of ■■■■■■■■ does a line of coke off the steering wheel■■?
surely to much of a chance for it to drop on the floor.
And by roasting I don’t mean cooking…
thelorryist:
And I bet the froggy cops only find Brit drivers breaking the law…
I bet they don’t, a RHD truck is perfect for watching films when in Europe.
chilistrucker:
what kind of [zb] does a line of coke off the steering wheel■■?
surely to much of a chance for it to drop on the floor.
True enough, I often use my iPad, while a film is playing
switchlogic:
What truckers get up to behind the wheel | Motoring | The GuardianSent from my iPhone while roasting a chicken and doing a line of coke off the steering wheel
do the bubbles in the cola hurt your nose? or have i got it wrong?
I’ve seen a few truckers with a laptop open on the dash/ engine cover and wondered if they are actually watching a dvd etc
Is there a system that works like a sat nav on a lappy?
del949:
I’ve seen a few truckers with a laptop open on the dash/ engine cover and wondered if they are actually watching a dvd etc
Is there a system that works like a sat nav on a lappy?
Yes, Microsoft Autoroute if you’ve got the GPS reciever, and there may be others I don’t know of.
… “they’re all over the road a lot of the time” — and has heard of people cooking or getting changed behind the wheel. “I went past one driver at 7am and he’s taking half of the hard shoulder up, half in the slow lane and he’s pouring a bowl of cornflakes and getting the milk out.” He gives a bewildered laugh. “You have to wonder what these drivers are thinking, honestly, porridge is the only choice for real truckers!.”
No mention of pot noodles or children I see.
I like the driver who was practising the drums whilst driving, maybe he was an octopus.
del949:
I’ve seen a few truckers with a laptop open on the dash/ engine cover and wondered if they are actually watching a dvd etc
Is there a system that works like a sat nav on a lappy?
Yeah, but what some of these guys do, is rig up sat-nav to laptop, then watch a dvd whilst sat-nav works in back ground. if they get stopped then scroll up the sat-nav function, Honest officer its me sat-nav 
I’m sure my plonker wasnt being pulled when I was told this by a dutch driver 
sounds feesable
bald bloke:
I like the driver who was practising the drums whilst driving, maybe he was an octopus.
I practise the drums while driving, not a drum kit in sight but get the right music on the radio and I’m away.
Still ■■■■ at playing them though.
324 drivers watching a film…must have been a tight squeeze in that cab. 
DadsRetired:
bald bloke:
I like the driver who was practising the drums whilst driving, maybe he was an octopus.I practise the drums while driving, not a drum kit in sight but get the right music on the radio and I’m away.
Still [zb] at playing them though.
led zep come on and i think I’m John Bonham in the cab
jimboy124:
Lets drag this EMMY award winning driver up again !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XumLZhDznNA
love the last paragraph about the blind man. surely that’s more dangerous than eating pasta?