bloody classic, have missed your diaries 
I havnt read anything so funny and interesting, since Lady Chatterlys Lover and the karma Sutra (read it twice)…anyway, i am surprised you took the car back ( being a scouser )
Brilliant, now that is a job i could do 
Thereal-john:
Funny as [zb] mate, would u by any chance be banjo Mick, formally of the good parish of Jmd ■■
Thats me, like a poor mans Billy Connelly !! Can’t figure out who you are though.
Thanks for the comments guys.
Mike-C:
The Morrisons lorrys only just get through…
i’ve been through that archway with a high cube container 
Fantastic stuff from my favorite Trucknet Diaryister!
More!!!
Got chatting to a bloke a few years back in Dartmouth that drove one of those, he reckoned it was the best job he’d ever had.
Great diary keep em coming now youve got all the time in the world.
Brilliant read as usual Mike, it was well worth the wait!!
I couldn’t resist this though. 
Like it, made me chuckle.
You should try and get a job delivering Toblerone with it to earn a bit extra.
great read mike, i went through that arch the other week myself with a 4.5m tautliner on i stopped at the kebab shop just up the road on the left before the lights
once again good read mate, see ya soon
Priceless