You are right there but at least it’s worth a punt to save the £40 MSA parking money to have Edward Scissorhands and his mates cutting peek a boo holes in my new trailer.
Henry Stephens:
You are right there but at least it’s worth a punt to save the £40 MSA parking money to have Edward Scissorhands and his mates cutting peek a boo holes in my new trailer.
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Thank you Lucy.
You such a…
Popular fella Henry. 
Henry Stephens:
With a blob of grease on a digit of the front and rear number plate, it’s free parking courtesy of the motorway services.
I always see motorbikes and scooters with their number plate stuck upwards at an angle so it’s unreadable from behind.
Or tiny little number plates the size of a postage stamp.
I don’t park in services because they are noisy ■■■■■ holes but there’s no need to do that. Most of them get your reg from the front so just cover your front plate in the morning when you leave and the system won’t know when you left and no fine will be issued. Tuck a piece of kitchen roll in to cover it and it will blow away once on motorway
You may remember reading about White Transport that had their yard parallel to the motorway services with a cut through lane that they could access via the eastbound and westbound M4.
The letters to the private parking company from the boss were worded perfectly and bluntly and on another occasion a nosey busy body reported his driver for buying food in the supermarket and his truck in the car park, that was in nobody’s way to add.