So in my depot there are two people. An office bod/forkie, and me. Said office bod has gone holiday for two weeks.
I rang his replacement on Tuesday and said "I’ll be back from my run at 11, make sure the kettles on, and we can have a break and a coffee. "
Standard practice for us as they look after us at both gaffs.
This was what was waiting for me on the counter at 1101
Props to you Steve. Legend
Felt like bloody royalty.
What are the places you get treated the best??
Top bombing,even put pepper on for u,nice clean work tops and ping pong aswell 
I hope you gave him " where’s the flippin coffee?"
First day he went round and cleaned every surface. A fruit bowl appeared too. It looks like an episode of Come Dine With Me in there now
The replacement needs to take over full time, and also get a pay rise!
Nice touches. And what’s the betting you’d now go the extra mile for him?
F-reds:
It looks like an episode of Come Dine With Me in there now
So which contestant are you then?
The Chav?
The ■■■?
The ■■■■■■?
The Window Licker?
The window licker mate
But I hate the taste of windowlene 
Has he mentioned coordinating the soft furnishings and liking musicals ■■
he must fancy you
I get coffee every day on my return and a sandwich if I want it.
Because I drive a poop scoopa I park at home and my wife doesn’t want me anywhere near the house until I have finished, showered and changed.
Im sure she brings me coffee because she loves me not because I stink
thehairyarsedtrucker:
‘… coordinating the soft furnishings and liking musicals…?’
And is he/she/it any good with colours? 
Happy Keith:
thehairyarsedtrucker:
‘… coordinating the soft furnishings and liking musicals…?’And is he/she/it any good with colours?
when potting balls at snooker
Wot - no toast?
