Well, it all went to rat’s droppings, didn’t it.
The Agency gave me a start time of 0730, so I arrived at the yard for 0715, to be ready to roll at 0730. I was met by a grumpy security guard - “You’re late, I was just going to ring you.” Seems the haulier had me slated for a 0645 start…
Whatever, I’m here now so give me the paperwork and I’ll get rolling to Croydon. Not so fast - I’ll have to see John in the warehouse to get the truck loaded first. The truck was exactly where I left it on Monday - already backed onto a loading bay with the doors open - GOK why they couldn’t have loaded it already!
So, that’s another delay. I finally hit the road just before 0800. My booking at Croydon (about 90 miles away as the crow flies - across London) is for 0900. No way I’m going to make that time, but I’ll do my best. I plan on going round on the M25 then nipping straight into Croydon, then across town to Park Royal. Quite a bit longer route, but almost certainly quicker than faffing around in town traffic halfway across London.
On the way down I am pleasantly surprised to see very light traffic on the M1 - so light that I decide to go across town anyway. Bad mistake - The usual rush hour was very quiet, but everybody and his dog appeared to be heading for the sales from about 9am onwards, and soon I’m making very slow progress indeed. I have a crib sheet that I printed from the AA web-site with junction-by-junction driving directions. I follow it just fine until somewhere around Putney where I misinterpret the directions and take a wrong turning. Unknown to me, I immediately got back onto the right road, but I assumed I had gone horribly wrong and so set about trying to double back to where I last knew I was on the right road. It all goes horribly pear-shaped and I end up going round in a big circle, adding another 45 minutes to my journey. Then, having decided that the directions were no good, I try to forge my own route across to Croydon and end up going round in another circle (navigational skills of a blind wombat).
I finally fetch up at Superdrug in Croydon just before noon - only to be told that Goods In is not accessible from the front of the plot, and I’ve got to go around through the industrial estate to get to the back gate. I’m finally in by 1225, and tipped some 30 minutes later. I beetle off PDQ to make for Park Royal, only to be obliged to pull in on an industrial estate in Wimbledon for a 45 minute break. I don’t have a definite booking slot for Park Royal, but their paperwork says they only unload between 10am and 2pm. I can’t possibly get there in time so I phone the office. Five minutes later they ring me back and tell me to bring the truck back to base - the load (and the third drop at Kettering) has been rescheduled for Friday. Arrive back at the yard for 5pm and shuffle off home feeling I’ve wasted the whole bloomin’ day just to deliver half a dozen pallets of hairspray to Superdrug. Still, at least the beer I was carrying can be said to travel well
I bought a London A-Z while I was having my break