Ah well its a quick up… and under !
Carryfast will soon be along complaining it was Stuart Halls fault he never go to have a go on ‘It’s a knockout’ and SH got to the young girls first preventing same age etc … blardy de blah blah blah 
shytalk:
Ah well its a quick up… and under !
Eddie Waring is coming up next next 
True fact. Stuart hall ran a travel agency under the name of Stuart Hall international travel or ■■■■ for short 
They will all need a good publicist to get them out of this one. I was going to suggest Max Clifford 
Wheel Nut:
shytalk:
Ah well its a quick up… and under !Eddie Waring is coming up next next
It wouldnt suprise me…mind you he’s well long gone told lad .
r slicker:
True fact. Stuart hall ran a travel agency under the name of Stuart Hall international travel or [zb] for short
Wheel Nut:
They will all need a good publicist to get them out of this one. I was going to suggest Max Clifford
Thats his cushy number down the drain.
It’s given me an idea for a game show! The working title is “It’s A Cockout!” Whaddya fink?
On the news today Steven Hawkins has been arrested
police say he is a pdf file
r slicker:
On the news today Steven Hawkins has been arrestedpolice say he is a pdf file
police have removed computers telescopes and magazines.
lots of images of Ursa Minor. Uranus and Young Zaphod from a house in Chichester today after the owner died a long and painless life
Another male has been arrested I wonder who this one is m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20663293
It turns out Freddie Starr didn’t actually eat that hamster in 1973.
After all these years we find out it was really a fourteen year old beaver.
r slicker:
On the news today Steven Hawkins has been arrestedpolice say he is a pdf file
A little bit of wee just came out at that one.
They reckon Stuart Hall is looking at 5 years jail. Mind you, if the police play their joker it’ll be 10!
the maoster:
They reckon Stuart Hall is looking at 5 years jail. Mind you, if the police play their joker it’ll be 10!
pmsl
A bit of sensible news today, the 15 year old bird who was shagging John Peel, said she was up for it, he didn’t know how old she was, and she wouldn’t tell him as she was enjoying getting shagged and going to gigs with him.
She certainly looked old enough & pretty enough on the photograph, unfortunately the years have not been kind to her
They have discovered the real meaning of double jeopardy today.
A friend of ours said: “I wrote to Jim’ll Fix It and asked if I could go on It’s a Knockout!”
Wheel Nut:
A bit of sensible news today, the 15 year old bird who was shagging John Peel, said she was up for it, he didn’t know how old she was, and she wouldn’t tell him as she was enjoying getting shagged and going to gigs with him.She certainly looked old enough & pretty enough on the photograph, unfortunately the years have not been kind to her
Blimey you seem to have changed your mind from the idea of even 16 year old birds being off limits and being kept under the watchful eye of their aunt when they’re down the pub. 
But I think that description applies in most cases when comparing a bird in her mid teens with one in her later years.It probably also explains why there aren’t many over 16-20 year old birds who aren’t already spoken for. 
