hiabman:
I can’t summon up enough enthusiasm to argue the toss.
Troll away if it floats yer boat.
Apologies for the thread drift.
albion1971:
Obviously you were not driving a drawbar with an A frame. Artic is 100 times easier to reverse.
Or as some say an artic is 100 times more boring to reverse and 100 times more awkward going forwards. 
Joy:
hiabman:
I’ve been driving professionally now for 16 years.I’d hardly call driving a lorry ‘professional’.
[/quote]That what you said after failing Class C for 12th time?
kjw21:
And at least back up your drivel with fact.
Accounts aren’t earning around/close to minimum wage. You sad cow!
You can get rigids stuck too! https://imgur.com/FKT8JV3
Joy:
kjw21:
And at least back up your drivel with fact.
Accounts aren’t earning around/close to minimum wage. You sad cow!
Neither am I.
In fact quite a few drivers earn a fair bit more than NMW per hour.
A fact that must really grate in your fragile mind that we get paid so much for doing so little eh!
Moo!
Excuse me, thicko.
You get paid, what, typically £7-10 p/h (PAYE), depending on what area of the country you are.
You work far more hours than the average other person; so forget about comparing you’re annual income to someone else’s, who work 9-5, Monday to Friday.
Do you not understand that, or are you mentally retarded?
Of course you’re retarded, how thoughtless of me. After all, you’re just a wagon driver.
Joy:
Excuse me, thicko.You get paid, what, typically £7-10 p/h (PAYE), depending on what area of the country you are.
You work far more hours than the average other person; so forget about comparing you’re annual income to someone else’s, who work 9-5, Monday to Friday.
Do you not understand that, or are you mentally retarded?
Yeah yeah! Course I do.
I’m impressed with your clairvoyant skills.
Not so much by your continued ability to breathe.
And on that note I’m pulling out. Sadly unlike your dad.
Any particular reason, that I shouldn’t be able to breath?
Carryfast:
albion1971:
Obviously you were not driving a drawbar with an A frame. Artic is 100 times easier to reverse.Or as some say an artic is 100 times more boring to reverse and 100 times more awkward going forwards.
100 times more awkward going forwards? It’s not awkward at all. Just the trailer cuts in more. Does not take long to adapt. 
albion1971:
Carryfast:
albion1971:
Obviously you were not driving a drawbar with an A frame. Artic is 100 times easier to reverse.Or as some say an artic is 100 times more boring to reverse and 100 times more awkward going forwards.
100 times more awkward going forwards? It’s not awkward at all. Just the trailer cuts in more. Does not take long to adapt.
To be fair I could have said similar about reversing a drawbar.Although look on the bright side at least ze Germans and their neighours probably would have seen the humour in that comment.
Joy:
Any particular reason, that I shouldn’t be able to breath?
The pure comedy gold of person A, telling group B they are all thick, while person A seems unable to spell…
You breathE, you draw a breath. God help us, your trolling is lightweight at best.
To quote Contra, “can you spell potato?”
I cant find a reason why you need to breathe.
Well done.
Go for the top end of the job. ADR.
Good advisor on here.
Joy:
I’d hardly call driving a lorry ‘professional’.
+1
Joy:
You don’t earn professional money. Quite the opposite. Lorry driving isn’t even a recognised skill.
+1
Joy:
Excuse me, thicko.You get paid, what, typically £7-10 p/h (PAYE), depending on what area of the country you are.
You work far more hours than the average other person; so forget about comparing you’re annual income to someone else’s, who work 9-5, Monday to Friday.
Do you not understand that, or are you mentally retarded?
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kjw21:
Joy:
hiabman:
I’m a professional driver. I get paid to drive.You don’t earn professional money. Quite the opposite. Lorry driving isn’t even a recognised skill.
Maybe, you’re confusing yourself with being a solicitor or an accountant.
Maybe your confusing us with people who give a toss about your opinions.
Ps - it’s licensed therefore recognised. Ask your teacher about it.
You are confusing this person being anybody else other than pimpdaddy under yet ANOTHER username, beating the same tired drum.
Couldn’t get a lorry job
Frustrated
Turns to forum to troll as a means of projection giving catharsis
Wants to be a train driver/tanker driver/pilot
Too many reasons that fit negative outlook as to why shouldn’t even pull finger out
Wants to be a lorry driver, as to be a tanker driver, you have to be a lorry driver. Damm!!
Tries to be nice as wants to be a tanker driver, then gives up
Frustration comes back
Trolls again
No one listens
People mock
This isn’t working! ■■■■ it. Catharsis no longer working
Realises no one’s listening, pretends to be someone else
Starts talking to himself on forums
Madness sets in
…Still wants to be in charge of various dangerous bits of machinery
“Joy” our newest troll, is our old friend V40LLY. I recognise the phrasing and chosen words…
Mummy must have restored his internet privileges.
Maybe he learnt to stop eating his crayons and this is the reward! 
Evil8Beezle:
“Joy” our newest troll, is our old friend V40LLY. I recognise the phrasing and chosen words…
Mummy must have restored his internet privileges.
Maybe he learnt to stop eating his crayons and this is the reward!
I knew he was lying when he said he had ■■■, somebody tell him that it does not count when it’s with himself ffs.
Btw E8b, I beat you to it last night bud, I ‘outed’ knobbo on the ‘Newport be aware’ thread, I’m just too ■■■■ quick for you son. 
That’s ok pal, I don’t need to pardon you.
Just spoke to my Dad. He is delighted that the operation to transfer his ■■■■■ onto your forehead was a success.
Say hello to your nurse for me.