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dave_the_renegade · 30 April 2011 19:48

Norman Ingram:
Dave I hope he don’t get treated as a dangerous parcel, or they might bring in the bomb squad and blow the poor old sod up!
I think they would just dunk him in a bucket of sand Norm .
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 30 April 2011 20:36

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I hope he don’t get treated as a dangerous parcel, or they might bring in the bomb squad and blow the poor old sod up!
I think they would just dunk him in a bucket of sand Norm .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave i can live with sand in buckets or on the beach but i definitely don’t do water fish do funny things in water.
thanks harry long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 April 2011 21:21

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I hope he don’t get treated as a dangerous parcel, or they might bring in the bomb squad and blow the poor old sod up!
I think they would just dunk him in a bucket of sand Norm .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave i can live with sand in buckets or on the beach but i definitely don’t do water fish do funny things in water.
thanks harry long retired.

Not into water myself Harry,don’t mind drinking it,or for washing and bathing etc,but wasn’t into the swimming or any of that.
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 1 May 2011 15:30

Dave, knowing Harry, if they put him in a bucket of sand, he would set up a deck chair, and having his carrier bag with his bottle in, he would settle down to a spot of sunbathing with his hanky tied to his barnet and a full glass in his hand! If the bomb squad knew about his bottle, they may keep it, and boom Harry reaching heights he has always tried to adchieve.

dave_the_renegade · 1 May 2011 16:46

Harry would probably be the first malt powered astronaut Norm .

harry_gill · 1 May 2011 17:10

Dave the Renegade:
Harry would probably be the first malt powered astronaut Norm .

hiya,
Dave i think Dennis could well be in the same rocket as me, Mars here we come hope there’s a half decent distillery up there otherwise i’m going nowhere unless the spaceship is pulling a trailer laden with a decent drop well we’ll gone for a day or two.
thanks harry long retired

dave_the_renegade · 1 May 2011 17:15

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Harry would probably be the first malt powered astronaut Norm .

hiya,
Dave i think Dennis could well be in the same rocket as me, Mars here we come hope there’s a half decent distillery up there otherwise i’m going nowhere unless the spaceship is pulling a trailer laden with a decent drop well we’ll gone for a day or two.
thanks harry long retired

If you took Dennis with you Harry,he would be weighing up how many more of the planets ,he could open as satellite depots .
Cheers Dave.

norman_ingram · 3 May 2011 12:01

If Dennis & Harry got high on that malt whisky, they could reach for the stars, and one would sing moon river and the other twinkle twinkle little star, but both would be p***ed as a newt. But be happy for the old fellows for they would be in Seventh Heaven!

harry_gill · 3 May 2011 13:07

Norman Ingram:
If Dennis & Harry got high on that malt whisky, they could reach for the stars, and one would sing moon river and the other twinkle twinkle little star, but both would be p***ed as a newt. But be happy for the old fellows for they would be in Seventh Heaven!

hiya,
Norm, i’ve been down to earth on many occasions literally and that was malt and chaser induced,hic.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 4 May 2011 21:47

Harry time to worry is when it gets you under the earth? but you will do your best to advoid that situation, well I hope you do!

harry_gill · 5 May 2011 09:22

Norman Ingram:
Harry time to worry is when it gets you under the earth? but you will do your best to advoid that situation, well I hope you do!

hiya,
No immediate plans Norm but when your stealing borrowed time you never know, i’ve nicked almost five years already and i’ll have to pay the penalty eventually but if they’re in no rush neither am I.
thanks harry long retired.

rigsby · 5 May 2011 09:56

plenty of life left in you harry . they can’t send you anywhere , if they sent you below you would blow the place up with your breath , and if they sent you up you would probably corrupt the angels . i think i will be the only one who won’t know when it happens so why worry . i bet that’s cheerad you up no end !!! dave

harry_gill · 8 May 2011 10:56

rigsby:
plenty of life left in you harry . they can’t send you anywhere , if they sent you below you would blow the place up with your breath , and if they sent you up you would probably corrupt the angels . i think i will be the only one who won’t know when it happens so why worry . i bet that’s cheerad you up no end !!! dave

hiya,
Dave you sure know how to cheer a bloke up i’d even go so far as to say i’m ecstatic “if only i could spell it”.
thanks harry long retired.

rigsby · 8 May 2011 11:49

i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

harry_gill · 8 May 2011 12:30

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 8 May 2011 14:58

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

It sounds as if you are a mature student Harry .
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 8 May 2011 16:20

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

It sounds as if you are a mature student Harry .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should my missus read this Dave she would put me down as a more immature student, or at least she is forever telling me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 8 May 2011 16:23

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

It sounds as if you are a mature student Harry .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should my missus read this Dave she would put me down as a more immature student, or at least she is forever telling me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.

I would think by now Harry,your Missus knows that you have done a lot of studying in your time .
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 8 May 2011 16:40

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

It sounds as if you are a mature student Harry .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should my missus read this Dave she would put me down as a more immature student, or at least she is forever telling me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.

I would think by now Harry,your Missus knows that you have done a lot of studying in your time .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Only of the human form Dave but woe betide me if she catches me giving them a good coat of looking at, guaranteed to get me a thick ear and a dollop of silent meals.
thanks harry long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 8 May 2011 16:43

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

rigsby:
i only look as far as tomorrow harry , check the local paper and if my obituary isn’t in i know i’m still ok . off to the land of the golden nectar soon , i’ll think about you while i’m sipping a few , cheers , dave

hiya,
Don’t get to the pub much nowadays Dave but am sitting here with a “pub lunch” sort of balanced diet single malt in one hand and a Magners cider in the other the only trouble is it makes my legs go funny OK if i only have a few but if i overdo it walking becomes a problem, this is’nt age related it used to happen in my teens not quite a fully qualified ■■■■■■■ but i’m getting there, these qualifications take time but i’ll keep practicing.
thanks harry long retired.

It sounds as if you are a mature student Harry .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should my missus read this Dave she would put me down as a more immature student, or at least she is forever telling me to grow up.
thanks harry long retired.

I would think by now Harry,your Missus knows that you have done a lot of studying in your time .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Only of the human form Dave but woe betide me if she catches me giving them a good coat of looking at, guaranteed to get me a thick ear and a dollop of silent meals.
thanks harry long retired.

Also a spell in the dog house Harry.Where’s Norm lately has he taken to full time gardening again.
Cheers Dave.