Norman Ingram:
My legs have been giving me jip, but I still keep going, I have book from this friday till tuesday down london, four shows Dirty Dancing, Wicked, Jersey Boys, Millionairs Quartet, I will be taking my laptop, free Wi Fi at the hotel Northfolk Towers it is not far from Marble Arch. Hope you are keeping good after your sterling efforts.
I seem to remember that dig Norm! was that where you had to put the bed legs in your clogs? and anyway mate the riots were last week-end so youv’e got your dates wrong!!! Enjoy, Dennis.
Dennis the fact is, they found out I was going down to London on the 8th, so they had the kerfuffle a couple of weeks ahead of my arrivial. For they did not dare to rain on my parade. . Yesterday my legs seemed to improve a little, my bowling mate commented how spritely I was, and today the pain is not so severe. Hope you are keeping well. Norman
Norman Ingram:
Dennis the fact is, they found out I was going down to London on the 8th, so they had the kerfuffle a couple of weeks ahead of my arrivial. For they did not dare to rain on my parade. . Yesterday my legs seemed to improve a little, my bowling mate commented how spritely I was, and today the pain is not so severe. Hope you are keeping well. Norman
Come on Norm own up!! You always do feel better when your looking forward to a “jolly”!! You have a good do mate and have one or two for “H” and me------well two for “H” as I can only manage one of the measures you and “H” can throw back!!! Cheers Dennis.
Norman Ingram:
Dennis the fact is, they found out I was going down to London on the 8th, so they had the kerfuffle a couple of weeks ahead of my arrivial. For they did not dare to rain on my parade. . Yesterday my legs seemed to improve a little, my bowling mate commented how spritely I was, and today the pain is not so severe. Hope you are keeping well. Norman
Come on Norm own up!! You always do feel better when your looking forward to a “jolly”!! You have a good do mate and have one or two for “H” and me------well two for “H” as I can only manage one of the measures you and “H” can throw back!!! Cheers Dennis.
hiya,
Dennis life for Norman is one huge holiday he plays bowls, does the garden, and takes time out to gaze lovingly at the infamous Northhampton Lighthouse, like i said life for Norm is one long jolly don’t know how he has the audacity to take time off and admit to it.
thanks harry long retired.
Quite easy Harry I am a little worried how I am going to fit in my play boy lifestyle when I give up driving, I may have to suffer not getting my 8/9 hours sleep if I go by bus to my bowls. Woe is me I am too fragile in my latter years to be messed about like this, I shall have to try harder to win big, then I will be able to hire a chauffeur, just like your wife has Harry! Have to tell my wife she is on a sticky wicket, for she don’t drive and there is no chance she ever will, perhaps if I become a " Mormon" I can marry a woman who can drive, it would make my life more easier. . It is a good job I can dream, for I have been slaving in the garden mowing my lawn, edging aroung the perimitter and flower beds, oh hell I am getting tired again just telling you about it! lads do you think I am getting past it
Norman Ingram:
Quite easy Harry I am a little worried how I am going to fit in my play boy lifestyle when I give up driving, I may have to suffer not getting my 8/9 hours sleep if I go by bus to my bowls. Woe is me I am too fragile in my latter years to be messed about like this, I shall have to try harder to win big, then I will be able to hire a chauffeur, just like your wife has Harry! Have to tell my wife she is on a sticky wicket, for she don’t drive and there is no chance she ever will, perhaps if I become a " Mormon" I can marry a woman who can drive, it would make my life more easier. . It is a good job I can dream, for I have been slaving in the garden mowing my lawn, edging aroung the perimitter and flower beds, oh hell I am getting tired again just telling you about it! lads do you think I am getting past it
hiya,
Dream on Sandman, Mormon Norm you’ve got to be joking is’nt one wife plenty and you can always hide a bit of your brass from one woman but try hiding it from two or more when they get their heads together and if you do get another woman or two i’ll need to put you on my mail order ■■■■■■ system to keep your pecker up so to speak, and does the Colleen know about your plans if not she very soon will.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry I was smiling to my self, so Anne asked me why, so I told her what I had written, and your reply, and she came out with a saying that my youngest grandaughter always telling me " Thats not Funny"
Now I have finished being a lorry driver, I am finding the bus pass very handy, it has not cost me a penny for transport in London since we stepped off the train, today we got a number 23 from Paddington to Liverpool Street and got off at Trafalgar Square, and sat on a bench, an in glorious sunshine we consumed our sandwiches & crisp, then a short stroll up to soho in to Old compton street to the theatre and Jersey Boys,
When in Having fish & chips in a restaurant in Norfolk place near Paddington, the owner came from Afghanistan, I said I went there once, I was in Tehran waiting to clear customs, it was a Danish agent, and he offer a load, that was for Kandahar and Kabul, I said I cannot do that, it will take to long, he replied, oh no you will only have to take it to the border and just in to Kuhsan and between Herat, what about visa, I said, no problem he said I will give you paperwork, letter, and several bottles of whisky and instructions, the load will be taken off and put on two small lorries, it has been done in four days, but easy in five, and you can choose your unit from Macks or Whites internationals, this yard was the same as I had been taken before, they was hundreds of units brand new parked up, they had a few Korean drivers driving for the firm, but they would only drive in Iran, I think , no I must have put it in the book, that my wife keeps telling me to finish. Well the job got done and still my load took a few more days to clear, and two londoners who’s firm went bust was on their way to the airport and I gave them a lift, because their wives had not had no money for several weeks, so they sold up, and flew back to London. Back to this chap from the fish & chip place, I told him where I went and he said I come from that village, I laughed, and he looked puzzeled, I just said my mates will never believe this.
dessert driver:
Hi boys
Dave don’t suppose we will ever know the truth. maybe more will be revealed in his book
Regards keith.
hiya,
Keith and Dave, With a bit of juggling with the letters in NORMAN you can quite easily spot the word RAM so just maybe you lads might be correct and he was only young in those days and he is a handsome fellow, sort of babe magnet wonder doe’s he cringe when he spots a foreign motor doing a bit in the UK wondering is it one of his offspring looking for his Dad, just hope the Colleen does’nt read this or his computing days will be ended.
thanks harry long retired.
dessert driver:
Hi boys
Dave don’t suppose we will ever know the truth. maybe more will be revealed in his book
Regards keith.
hiya,
Keith and Dave, With a bit of juggling with the letters in NORMAN you can quite easily spot the word RAM so just maybe you lads might be correct and he was only young in those days and he is a handsome fellow, sort of babe magnet wonder doe’s he cringe when he spots a foreign motor doing a bit in the UK wondering is it one of his offspring looking for his Dad, just hope the Colleen does’nt read this or his computing days will be ended.
thanks harry long retired.
Well Harry he’s lucky to be a babe magnet.I’m more like a fridge magnet,keep going to the fridge for a can of beer.
I have noticed a lot of these middle eastern blokes are getting lighter coloured skin,perhaps a lot of the overland drivers left their mark among the women.Could be the reason why they keep their face covered when they come over here.
Norm could have a shock one of these days a woman walking past him whips her Burka off,and says remember me
Cheers Dave.
Hi boys
when Norm looks at you over the top of his glasses you can see a look of mistory in his eyes and his play boy appearance is overwhelming. If I were you lads when he comes back and reeds this I would keep your heads down
dessert driver:
Hi boys
when Norm looks at you over the top of his glasses you can see a look of mistory in his eyes and his play boy appearance is overwhelming. If I were you lads when he comes back and reeds this I would keep your heads down
Regards Keith
hiya,
Well Keith do you think it’s about time i got cracking with the delete button??.
thanks harry long retired.
No, No, No, I never stopped long enough, they all had guns, mess about with their women at your peril, also I was worried about the visa business, I was in and out nearly as quick as Harry sups a bottle of whisky! The coincidence is the last time I went to London, when we got back the taxi driver a Hungarian and he knew the BRS Overland lorries because of the colours and he was a young boy, and we kept going through his village, also never stopped there only for deisel and my lorry washed.
Norman Ingram:
No, No, No, I never stopped long enough, they all had guns, mess about with their women at your peril, also I was worried about the visa business, I was in and out nearly as quick as Harry sups a bottle of whisky! The coincidence is the last time I went to London, when we got back the taxi driver a Hungarian and he knew the BRS Overland lorries because of the colours and he was a young boy, and we kept going through his village, also never stopped there only for deisel and my lorry washed.
You didn’t need to stop long away Norm.Get one of those arab women around the back up the tent and ali baba .
