Norman Ingram:
Hi Harry & Johnnie You two are Devil’s in Disguise, you would go out and buy a harp, if you could make people believe that you was angels, and get you a free suppy of whiskey, and you Harry stop stirring it up with Dennis and making out I never worked, with me I worked hard & played hard.
Norman having seen me how do you think a disguise would would be of any use. I asked my hairdresser to make me look pretty and Bren said she can’t do miracles 
cheers Johnnie
I could say Johnnie, you are not pretty & you are not awful, You are pretty awful! But I would never say that, for I know what a good looking fellow you are. 
Norman Ingram:
I could say Johnnie, you are not pretty & you are not awful,
Norm,get off to Specsavers in the morning
Chris, my diabetes has affected my eyes just a little bit, but some women thought Humphrey Bogart was good looking in a rugged kind away, so our Johnnie must be on par.
Norman Ingram:
Chris, my diabetes has affected my eyes just a little bit, but some women thought Humphrey Bogart was good looking in a rugged kind away, so our Johnnie must be on par.
hiya,
Now that’s where i’ve got one up on you fellah’s no’one could accuse me of being good looking my old woman says i’m an ugly old git and she’s been to Specsavers.
thanks harry long retired.
THIS IS A WARNING of imminent attack on the UK from the IOM!!! If anyone has seen the news to-day you will have seen that the evil dictator Kim Ill C.Webb Jong has moved a couple of ICB missiles onto the Island at Jurby.He must have had assistance though,so this would account for the disappearence,just before Christmas, of J.T. Heavy Haul Consultants(Pickfords Rtd.).They wern’t the normal run of the mill loads so they would have needed an expert on the job!!! I think we should defo re-inforce our Anderson shelters as I can well imagine that the next “load of crap” C.B. gets off the thread he might decide to press the button!!! What the Foxtrot Hotel was that, Boom!!! Dennis
Dennis when I left they were all set up correctly but C W goes for a few and then presses the button I reckon “Fergie” is more likely to be under threat 
cheers Johnnie
sammyopisite:
Dennis when I left they were all set up correctly but C W goes for a few and then presses the button I reckon “Fergie” is more likely to be under threat
cheers Johnnie
I think you had better keep your heads down,you lot ain’t very observant .
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
Dennis when I left they were all set up correctly but C W goes for a few and then presses the button I reckon “Fergie” is more likely to be under threat
cheers JohnnieI think you had better keep your heads down,you lot ain’t very observant
We don’t live in the Welsh marches Dave!!!
Bewick:
Dave the Renegade:
sammyopisite:
Dennis when I left they were all set up correctly but C W goes for a few and then presses the button I reckon “Fergie” is more likely to be under threat
cheers JohnnieI think you had better keep your heads down,you lot ain’t very observant
We don’t live in the Welsh marches Dave!!!
Neither does C W Dennis .
Panic over I’ve just remembered they are upside down so all we will be bombarded with is C W s white fivers from his dodgy night out stash and the locals will believe it is an upside down volcano 
cheers Johnnie
P S I thought he might press the button when staggering back home from the pub just to wake us up so I did an elf and safety evaluation
you missed the obvious , did you see that great crowd of santas running round the island for no clear reason . could it be a certain expat dee dah training his shock troops for the forthcoming invasion of ■■■■■■■ ? maybe the islanders are out for world ■■■■■■■■■■ under field marshall webb
rigsby:
you missed the obvious , did you see that great crowd of santas running round the island for no clear reason . could it be a certain expat dee dah training his shock troops for the forthcoming invasion of ■■■■■■■ ? maybe the islanders are out for world ■■■■■■■■■■ under field marshall webb
You are all bloody nutters but i like you 
I notice a Manx haulier brought one capsule over - JCK,and the other was pulled by Rawcliffes - I thought they’d pulled t’pin ages ago.The Santas - well I don’t know what to say about those daft sods,they will be either Manx born and bred or from Lancashire - maybe even ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ reminds me,I’ve got some firing co-ordinates to feed in…and some shelters to shove back.
I don’t like these Studebakers,only do 3 to the gallon,daren’t use too much choke with these 16 cylinder engines.
The old Hippo is better…
I’ve selected this one 'cos it was aimed for Whitehaven but Sheffield S12 is only a couple of fields away - Ashton in Makerfield and Huddersfield.
Meanwhile this one is on it’s way to Jurby launch control centre from a local plantation
Not sure where to send it yet - Morecambe,Radnorshire,Northants - who knows 
Keep yer eyes on the sky and wear a gas mask - Sammie you’ve no need to bother 'cos thas got a mask on permanantly. No white fivers left,I’m into 1971 decimal dodgy night out money now
606 Cpl Webb,C. RAF 1960-1967.
rigsby:
you missed the obvious , did you see that great crowd of santas running round the island for no clear reason . could it be a certain expat dee dah training his shock troops for the forthcoming invasion of ■■■■■■■ ? maybe the islanders are out for world ■■■■■■■■■■ under field marshall webb
Yea,the evil dictator is on line but maybe he’s only taking down particulars of what we,the hated mainlanders,are saying about him so I’m packing it in and going Stumm!Dennis.
I did try to warn them Chris,but they don’t study the names on the bottom of the main page
Bewick:
rigsby:
you missed the obvious , did you see that great crowd of santas running round the island for no clear reason . could it be a certain expat dee dah training his shock troops for the forthcoming invasion of ■■■■■■■ ? maybe the islanders are out for world ■■■■■■■■■■ under field marshall webbYea,the evil dictator is on line but maybe he’s only taking down particulars of what we,the hated mainlanders,are saying about him so I’m packing it in and going Stumm!Dennis.
Look at the post above Herr Bewich von Morecambe.
Dave the Renegade:
I did try to warn them Chris,but they don’t study the names on the bottom of the main page
Dave I have received an e-mail from “overseas” earlier to inform I need locking up
Chris Webb:
rigsby:
you missed the obvious , did you see that great crowd of santas running round the island for no clear reason . could it be a certain expat dee dah training his shock troops for the forthcoming invasion of ■■■■■■■ ? maybe the islanders are out for world ■■■■■■■■■■ under field marshall webb
You are all bloody nutters but i like you
I notice a Manx haulier brought one capsule over - JCK,and the other was pulled by Rawcliffes - I thought they’d pulled t’pin ages ago.The Santas - well I don’t know what to say about those daft sods,they will be either Manx born and bred or from Lancashire - maybe even ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ reminds me,I’ve got some firing co-ordinates to feed in…and some shelters to shove back.I don’t like these Studebakers,only do 3 to the gallon,daren’t use too much choke with these 16 cylinder engines.
The old Hippo is better…
I’ve selected this one 'cos it was aimed for Whitehaven but Sheffield S12 is only a couple of fields away - Ashton in Makerfield and Huddersfield.
Meanwhile this one is on it’s way to Jurby launch control centre from a local plantation
Not sure where to send it yet - Morecambe,Radnorshire,Northants - who knowsKeep yer eyes on the sky and wear a gas mask - Sammie you’ve no need to bother 'cos thas got a mask on permanantly. No white fivers left,I’m into 1971 decimal dodgy night out money now
606 Cpl Webb,C. RAF 1960-1967.
Forgot to mention that it’s an old Manx custom not to fire missiles until there’s a full moon.
Anybody got a diary for this year
Chris there is only one full moon this year it is on the 29th February and the next one will be next year on the 30th February I hope this information is useful to you
sammyopisite:
Chris there is only one full moon this year it is on the 29th February and the next one will be next year on the 30th February I hope this information is useful to you
Thanks pal,we have a 29th Feb in the IOM this year as we are a year in front of the UK if tha sees what i mean.
And what rotten overseas faced chuff said tha wanted locking up,terrible. 