Norman Ingram:
No Chris, That money was spent on drink & wild wild women
hiya,
But does the Colleen know how you spent all the fiddle Norm??,and as for only having a poor old pension, “bah humbug”.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, it goes like this “Its all over my jealiousy”, honest Norman, worked hard, played hard, was wise with his finances, his wife was kept in the life of luxuary, so he was in the position to spend his night out money in the manner he wished, so it is no good you giving your sweets to me. Humbugs I mean! 
hiya,
Norm i’d hate to croak and have money left in my pockets, i made the scene pink lint and want to exit likewise preferably in a cardboard box would’nt like to see good timber going up in smoke, have told the old lady to try and get me sent off in the wheelie bin and if needs be slip the binmen a few bob to turn a blind eye when i drop over the tip.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry I come up with some great idea’s, tell her to put you in a pram with a face mask, cap and scarf, and give to to the kids on bonfire night and tell them you are " Guy Fawks", then they can put you on top of the bonfire, and if you had a good drink of whisky before you departed, you would go out in blazing glory. 
hiya,
Now Norm thats not the brightest idea you’ve ever had, what about all the “pennies for the Guy” i’d still get “cremated” with a few bob in my breadhook, and when i say i want to “go” skint i mean skint, potless or even parish damned.
thanks harry long retired.
Tight old Gett.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Now Norm thats not the brightest idea you’ve ever had, what about all the “pennies for the Guy” i’d still get “cremated” with a few bob in my breadhook, and when i say i want to “go” skint i mean skint, potless or even parish damned.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Tight git indeed, how can a spendthrift be a tight git, now get a grip of yourself Norm all that sand wobbling has affected your chain of thought.
thanks harry long retired.
My train of thought is OK,now you mischiefmaker, I have justed checked with my binoculars on that tower called a lighthouse, has a red light on the top section, are you happy now!
hiya,
Norm, now you’re sure you was looking in the right direction when you saw the light on the tower, are you sure you was’nt looking at Blackpool Tower I know without doubt that there are aircraft warning lights on top of that, have you checked the strength of your binoculars lately they may be a “long distance” make and at your age you could be getting a bit confused, but anyway Norm thanks for venturing down the garden on a cold evening to make an elderly fellow very happy, you’ve got the heart of a lion.
thanks harry long retired.
HO know Harry, I am not that silly to go outside in the cold, I was put my suitcases back in the loft after my Irish trip, and I took my binoculars with me, I have three velux type windows I put in, so I chosen the one that was in direct line with the tower and motorway, I would call you a two face git, but being a decent chap, I know it not to be true, for you would not have chosen the one you have! that is pay back for you, making out I am a little dementured, and can’t tell a concrete tower from a cast iron one, anyway you are a lot older than me.
h i y a.
Norm computer keyboard knackered can’t pos’t
harry_gill:
h i y a.
Norm computer keyboard knackered can’t pos’t
hope you have not spilled your whisky on it 
harry_gill:
h i y a.
Norm computer keyboard knackered can’t pos’t
We can’t have that Harry,get a cordless one,they are doing some good deals at the moment,bought a new one a couple of weeks back,only to find that the old one was ok.It was an adapter on the usb connection.
Cheers Dave.
PS,forgot you have a laptop.
hiya.
my old lady won’t want me to buy another computer she’d prefer to see me using the hoover.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
The problem is with the cursor it keeps running away of it’s own free will the damned thing is just out of guarantee as well, i’ve had a pal look at it today and he says it’s looking expensive to repair so i’ll just have to read the posts instead of write them, who cheered.
thanks harry long retired.
Knowing you Harry, you will keep in contact some how, even if you have to send smoke signals, but do not lose your rag and set fire to your laptop, catch you when we can. Norman
Harry, this is Sunday, five days since you computor went wrong, send up a flare.
Harry I hope you get your computor repaired, my phone is not repairable, I got it back to today, got to buy a new one, that will teach me to take more care of it.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I hope you get your computor repaired, my phone is not repairable, I got it back to today, got to buy a new one, that will teach me to take more care of it.
Hope you haven’t been throwing your phone against the wall Norm,because your old mate Harry is unable to post messages,he will surprise us all one of these days and be back with a bang.
Cheers Dave.
Hello Dave got my new phone , it is the same, but it is doing my head in, trying to set it up, technology bah humbug,I have been doing my garden also the dolls house, I do not know how I found time to work, apart from my feey & legs giving me trouble I am ok.