Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry,
I take it you won’t be watching Newcastle against Nottingham Forest tonight then.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave only with one eye and half-heartedly, 
thanks harry long retired
Harry I know you are watching youe favourite team, because you not on line and it is still nil-nil after 59minutes. 
Roger on the Saint’s they had what they had for years, same setup, but they are playing good rugby this season, what happens next season is in the lap of the gods and of course the players. I am the same as Harry, nothing upsets me, or I would have never been a lorry driver, so if you want to put your two penny worth in, please do, oh a break Newcastle have scored in 70th, oh woe is me, Ilike the forest, but also castle, and sunderland just before fords era.
hiya,
Did’nt see all the game Norm, the Missus came in from work when still “nowt apiece” went into the kitchen to get her supper tray, when i got back she was watching pre-recorded stuff, adding “i know you don’t like watching the Toon” so i’ll watch Deal or no Deal gripping the remote control tightly, so only saw the first bit, but not bothered, had it been the “Cats” i might have clattered her lughole, and most likely I would be still comatosed.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry
I didnt say I was upsetting you or your side kick Norman you pair made a statement that I was ,but I dont give a sht ,get back to you poor life watching Deal or No Deal just the ticket for sad old cronnies
Roger
And the sun set slowly in the west.
Here’s one for you Harry,take her for a spin and give us your verdict 
hiya,
Don’t think i could get into the cab now Dave, but would love to try, looks a very tidy bit of kit, but it would need to be a powerhouse to drag me out of retirement,and my old lady would cut up rough if, in her words, "your not starting that silly driving job again, are you?? and i would reply, no pet.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Don’t think i could get into the cab now Dave, but would love to try, looks a very tidy bit of kit, but it would need to be a powerhouse to drag me out of retirement,and my old lady would cut up rough if, in her words, "your not starting that silly driving job again, are you?? and i would reply, no pet.
thanks harry long retired.
Same here Harry,couldn’t get in the cab,quite happy driving my vans these days. My good lady wouldn’t object,as she takes plenty of pics of lorries including that one. I think all the rules and regs,also health & safety issues with heavy haulage would be a nightmare now.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, may have mentioned this before but a chum of mine from BRS days, could’nt settle into driving in the private sector so got a job away from the industry which turned into driving an Astra van natiowide because he knew his way about, regrets yes because the BRS had gone, did he miss driving big stuff?? not likely, and had actually not bothered renewing his big licence, why?? the van job was paying nearly two quid an hour more than he was getting pushing the then 38 tons about and did he need to stop out his company booked him into hotels via the company credit card, funny that my last job entailed me driving an Astra van but only round the doors and my class 1 was still current i did’nt bother renewing mine either,and it would’nt have cost me anything, doctor and licence fee paid for by the company, i’ve no regrets either.
thanks harry long retired.
Dave that looks a good rig, but I am wondering how long I will be able to drive a car, but it looks good. 
Roger, are you in a old people’s home in deepest part of Kent. , I ask this, for you pop up now and again, to enlighten up our lives, 
we think you might join Harry and me, and we could be the three stooges, Harry is the baldheaded one, I will be mo, you have to be the serious one with the trilby. " Larry".
Hi Harry & Norm,
I still enjoy driving,no longer able to drive lorries,but enjoy driving my vans,can see above cars and over the hedges and enjoy the countryside,can’t gawp about too much otherwise I would end up literally in the countryside over the hedge.
Got my sprinter through the M O T today,so fixed up with another 12 months of legal moter.
Cheers Dave.
Norman
Sounds good to me as long as you dont ■■■■ to much can the maid come as well she might give you a bed bath if your a good boy
Roger
hiya,
Yes Norm give me the part of the idiot, well i’m going to let my hair grow and be georgeous again, Three Stooges indeed,but Sinbin i’m first in the queue for a bedbath.
thanks harry long retired.
Roger now you are talking, bed bath and a massage, let harry be first, age before beauty, , Harry which one was it that kept getting hit around the head by Larry 
sorry Harry 
hiya,
That’s the way to do it Norm get me done first while the water’s still warm,and you’re right about the age before beauty thing good buddy, I am an ugly old sod,have been described as having a face only a mother, a current and two former wives could love, i never look in the mirror it’s too scary.
thanks harry nlong retired.
Harry, my brain cells have been working, the bald headed one of the stooges, was he not called “Curly”, then Larry, and Mo,
hiya,
By jove he’s got it, Curly Larry and Mo the musical, the venue The Winter Gardens, Bournemouth, woman where’s me bus pass?? see ya when i see ya.
thanks harry long retired.
Common Harry aim higher, we will do the BIC centre, if its good enough for"Daniel O’Donnell", it just right for us, and if you leave it for a while, the hair on top of my head will dis-appear, and I will be a dead ringer for Mo, you will be for Curly, but will Roger be grumpy enough to be Larry? , please do not rush to give your comments, for Old Roger will not have his hair cut with a pudding basin, so he can look alike with Larry.
hiya
Chicken Norm, daren’t make the scene at the Winter Gardens Bournemouth just because you failed to show up once before and left one of our friends to pay the bill and transport the sand back to the beach, and you still owe me for the eggs.
thanks harry long retired,