hiya,
Glad you’re back Norm all fully rejuvinated and rareing to go and skint, we was convinced that it was you who had got the big one and as a consequence we’ve all packed ready for the off, but maybe next week i’ll have to unpack am running out of underpants.
thanks harry long retired.
Hey Harry if you have got to that stage, I could get my misses to get you some adult nappies 
hiya,
Nappies Norm, i’ll only accept your offer if you can deliver via BRS parcels.
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harry_gill:
hiya,
Got a magnifying glass Dave but can’t find my specs so’s i can look for it, now i asked the doc if he could help me, he told me to reduce my waistline saying how do you expect anything to grow in the shade, and don’t tell me to look at my reflection i don’t do mirrors,
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Hi Harry,
Got the same problem,would need an upside down periscope to see mine. 
Cheers Dave.
No harry, you can collect at mothercare.
hiya,
The only way i’m going to visit Mothercare is to apply for the job of chief bouncer and i’m not buying nappies while i’m there it would jeopordise my chance of getting a start, i’ll just have to exersize the drivers privelige of ■■■■■■■ down the nearside front wheel when i need to go.
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Thats ok Harry, as long as you do not do a spreadaxle in the middle of the A1, or the police will investigate, and start looking into it!
hiya,
Norm bowels fine it’s the Jimmy Riddle department where the trouble exists, but not too bothered so long as it keeps flowing out i can live with that, excuse me i need to go so i might as well hit the bed when i’m up there save wear and tear on the legs as well as the stair carpet, good night.
thanks harry long retired.
Hope you do not have to get up too many times in the night, I have too get up at least twice, it those tablets I have to take, at least it keeps my sugar levels ok.
hiya,
Same as you Norm a couple of times during the night again something to do with the tablets but i can live with that, have got to plan my route when going out so’s i’m never far from the bog, you know shops with toilets and the bookies all have them this getting old aint all it’s cracked up to be.
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harry_gill:
hiya,
Same as you Norm a couple of times during the night again something to do with the tablets but i can live with that, have got to plan my route when going out so’s i’m never far from the bog, you know shops with toilets and the bookies all have them this getting old aint all it’s cracked up to be.
thanks harry long retired.
My advice Harry & Norm,is keep a ■■■■ pot by the bed,only problem is,if you fall out of bed,you could drown in your own po.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Good thinking Dave i’ll try that, also on hand to dip the feet in, supposed to be a cure for chilblains, i’ll ask the missus to get one next time she’s out shopping, then again i don’t think i’ll bother will be just creating another problem for myself in the form of it becomeing a missile.
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Come on Dave & Harry, I wish you two would stop p**sing about, you are driving me “Potty” 
we old chaps will have to keep going to the toilet, we are too modern now for “Guz- Unders”, so we will have to suffer in silent! 
Hi Norm,
You could always get a lenght of alkathene pipe from the bed to the bog,rig up a funnel your end and ■■■■ into it,would probably work better if the bog was downstairs,no good in a bungalow. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Bungalow !! Norm just dig a hole in the garden supposed to be great for leeks (leaks) OK i know i’m going.
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harry_gill:
hiya,
Bungalow !! Norm just dig a hole in the garden supposed to be great for leeks (leaks) OK i know i’m going.
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He could still have a bunker in the garden Harry,if they have a lighthouse,anythings possible.
Cheers Dave.
Look lads if I was not potty already, you two would have already sent me potty, I have a job to get it into the toilet pan, without it quirting all over the place, how in hell am I going to keep it in a blinking funnel, sometimes I think it has a mind of its own, it is no good for ■■■, and getting useless for peeing out of. oh whow is me. 
hiya,
Don’t know about a bunker Dave, but there’s definitely something/one bonkers at that address and if he has a bunker i’ts most likely where he stores his wealth or spare bulbs for the lighthouse.
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I tell you lads, I was ok till I came on the trucknet and got in conversation with you load of over the hill ex- lorry drivers, now I seem a little weird. 
hiya
Yes Norm over the hill, off the road with a broken spring and out of diesel, i could’nt be in a worse situation could add out of hours and lost as well.
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