harry_gill:
hiya,
Never got near Hobson’s Chris, but have been given Hobson’s Choice a few times in my life, but have also delivered to Mettoy special paint from Crown Paints of Darwen can’t remember the name of the firm in those days back in the 60s but it was a BRS job usually a ton stuck on the back end “just drop that bit off on your way past” type of thing.
thanks harry long retired.
Crown Paints Darwen was a regular drop for me with toluene,xylene and white spirit Harry.That’s real 'ave yer not,can yer not will yer not country.Good drop with a tanker,was called Walpamur at one time I think?
hiya,
Chris Walpamur it was prior to Crown wish i’d a pound for every ton i’ve tugged out of there used to do a lot of white gloss to Devon and Cornwall at one time and battleship grey to Portsmouth RN dockyards.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Yes Norm former driver and semi skilled ■■■■ artist and in the pre- breathalyser days occasionally both at the same time, nowt to be proud of i know but i could put a dram or two away in my solitary days but have never got pickled when going home to a woman i think that there is nothing worse especially when there are children about, i don’t think my old lady has ever seen me worse for wear, oh and i forgot boring old git as well.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Well go on then Norm, i’ll regard that as a compliment, after all i put a few years hard work into becomeing a ■■■■ pot and it wasn’t easy, i had to keep drying myself out to get married and for the most part that was a waste of time, but like becomeing an expert imbiber i finally became spot on at the wedding game and my old lady thinks the world of me, i think.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
Jimmy m, sorry to say ill health put paid to my drinking i still enjoy a drop of Bells with a beer chaser but with the tablet intake my booze intake is very minimal in fact i’m a restricted ■■■■ pot trying to get out, so any tips from me are as much use as a chocolate fireguard, being a ■■■■ pot is easy but being one without being a pest is the hard part.
thanks harry long retired.
hiya,
A pirate with a peg leg a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel attached to his trousers clomps into the pub.
The landord says do you know you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants, the pirate says Aye it’s driving me nuts.
Two’s up on your coat Chris.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
A pirate with a peg leg a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel attached to his trousers clomps into the pub.
The landord says do you know you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants, the pirate says Aye it’s driving me nuts.
Two’s up on your coat Chris.
thanks harry long retired.

A white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint.Barman says “they named a whisky after you”
Hoss says “what,f****** albert!”
Two coats please… 
hiya,
Just on the market, the morning after pill for men, it changes your blood group.
thanks harry long retired.