hiya,
Keith had actually had written the post on parrallel with you but answered the phone and made a bite to eat before i hit the submit button so there was a touch of the Mystic Meg’s about the posts being so similiar.
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Yeah lads, I think you are both alittle queer, or is that peculiar, whatever, you know how you are!
hiya,
Norm, physcic is the word your looking for, queer indeed.
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Sorry Harry, I though when two men done something together, it ment queer!, but I could be wrong? ha ha ha.
hiya,
Norm, could they be playing snooker, nowt as queer as folk or so they say.
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dessert driver:
Hi boys
maggie D, nice to hear from you. Does the maggie refer to maggie Deutz or the TV presenter Maggie Philbin of tomorrow’s world and multi coloured swop shop fame?Hi Keith, It refers to Maggie Deutz during the week,and Maggie Phibin when I get dressed up at the weekend !!
For many years ran timber from the New Forest up to Kronospan Chirk,had some good nights out in Shropshire !
Just picked this new Scania up for you found it next to Norman’s old cab outside Istanbul
Regards Richard
Hi Richard, is a turk still living in my cab, I laught my head off, when I saw it, even got a chimney coming out where the aircondition used to be, someone must have stolen that, I must admitt that he done a good job getting the cab back to shape. But when you have seen some of them living underground, my cab, must have been like a five star hotel to him. Sandman Norman
You M/E Drivers, did not have transport like I had, only one horse power.
hiya,
You’ll not get much on that Norm, i’ll knock you a trailer up to suit it but not putting a belly tank on, or you might get back into fiddling diesel again.
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Hi boys
Harry don’t make that trailer to big, that horse is a bit long in the legs built for speed not for heavy loads like a cart horse. I think he’s going to strudle getting up those hills in the background.
Regards Keith
Harry, I suppose I can do a trade in manure?, Keith if the horse struggles up the hills, I can always let the wife off, for a bit of exercise and a ■■■, I got my daughter to put the photo’s up, a few on Norman’s more photo’s, it was on this page, John Bland, Terry Taylor, Keith Shirley, Bill Thomas, all sandmen, I will not be around so much next week after Wednesday, for Bagdad Bill Thomas is going into hospital to have a new knee joint, and my wife and I are looking after his wife, for she has had several strokes over the years, and sometimes is a little confused, so I promised to look after her, once a mate always a mate, and feel its my duty to help out, so lads as you see, I am not all bad ha ha ha.
hiya,
Keith, never mind the trailer size with all his money he could always buy a bigger horse, but those banks in the background will take a bit of getting over, but no doubt he’ll use his sand wobblinng initative and get down and push he always got there in the end.
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Hi boys
Norm thats very good of you to look after your mates missis. Not many would do that nowadays,well done…
If I were you I would get Harry to make your new trailer a two Hay Burner model, especially with all those hills around. You would even be able to earn a few bob towing that bus up. I would also get him to build it with different wheels, those super singles look a bit narrow to me and will get you stuck in the sand…You will also need extra trailer boxes for Hay and don’t forget your oats 
Regards Keith.
Keith, I do not know about oats, I had two boys, in the first two years, and tied a knot in it, eight years later it slipped out, and had a girl, then my wife would not let me anywhere near her, she said I was too fertile, she was brought up by nunn’s, and I was getting none, when I was in Egypt, a arab came up to me, and said “Buckshee”, I thought he thought I was A cowboy, with my hat on, and shook my head, and told him I was Buck Rogers not “Buckshee”, and he put his hands upin the air and muttered Alla.
hiya,
Norm i’ve been associated with three nuns in my lifetime nun today nun tomorrow and nun the day after.
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Harry, three nuns is a German wine, oh no its Blue nun, Liebefraumilch it is sweet fruity, a bit like me ha ha ha, also a bit tasty!
hiya,
Norm, went through a spell years ago where i took up pipe smoking and my favourite tobacco was called Three Nuns, you don’t see it on the shop shelves anymore and don’t drink wine especially that muck Liebefraumilch, yuk.
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Beg your pardon, that is my wifes favorite wine, which means loving womens milk, and you with your barrel of ■■■■, I would have thought it would be yours?, I prefer piesesporter, it is slightly drier, but now, a sniff of it would make me sozzeled, come to that, a wine gum makes me tipsy.
hiya,
Get some proper gear down your neck Norm, i’ll introduce you a drop of Bells a real mans drink, no drinking wine when we have a get together folk will think i associate with willie wufters.
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Harry, I have already told you, I cannot stand whiskey, only in Irish coffee, and the other, give me a kiss and find out ha ha ha, second thoughts don’t!!!
hiya,
Make your mind up Norm, not putting my teeth in for nowt,and as for Irish coffee that’s a waste of good whiskey, you should never ever dilute angels nectar, straight from the bottle is the only way.
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