The influx of Romanians and Bulgarians fails to materialise, however authorities in Turkey report loads of Romanians and Bulgarians arriving at their border.
The mystery is solved after members of trucknet tell tales of turning all the signs to the UK round on return from their New Years party in Bucharest.
The Daily Mail can’t decide whether this is a story of embarrassing British yobos abroad or the great wartime spirit, repelling an invasion onto UK shores, so they run a story about Lady Diana instead.