…well actually very PC in a way!
Not sure if this has been posted before or not…
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=18192&page=1
W.
Brilliant and well worth a chuckle Lol
very good.
Bloody brilliant, was just looked at rather strangely by someone who didn’t know what I was looking at. 
PilotWolf:
Not sure if this has been posted before or not…
Hi PW,
It has been posted before, but it’s still funny.
I’ve moved it to the relevant forum though. 
Some say that the author was asked to make a good example in the book to show the amount of co operation that takes place on a daily basis between the fire and police emergency services.