New job , first day and pick up
Load 10.30 , hot tail it down too Iceland Swindon for a 4.30 booking , gets there 10 mins late so tells the bloke sorry for 10 mins late but hit a bit of traffic , so looks at paper
Work then screen and says your not late drive your 12 hrs early
, no mate it’s a 4.30 booking yea drive 4.30 not 16.30 , rings up boss and he just said yea 13/12 at 4.30 on pod would suggest to me it’s tomorrow , zb well ■■■■■■off , could of had a steady run down
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No worries,
you can have 12 hours practice at reversing around the vans in the yard and avoiding the building at the same time
So are you still mates with your ex gaffer then Dozy?
And best luck on a new gig, I hope it suits you better…
You could always clean the truck whilst you wait!
Captain Caveman 76:
You could always clean the truck whilst you wait!
Why don’tcha go in on Saturday and do it
Drop trailer,bob tail, run solo to Dover, get on ferry, arrive Calais, fill cab lockers with booze and tobacco.
Return UK, sell for profit, job done, tip in Reykjavik .
New job but nothing else changed still the same old Dozy,
Captain Caveman 76:
You could always clean the truck whilst you wait!
Or practice your fire drill. You will be OK for your tea as well, there is a fish and chip shop round the corner that gives away free chips…
Regards. John.
This guy really is the troll of 2016, any awards for his troll of the year posts?
Old doze is harmless, …apart from being a huge risk to himself that is.
Better being 12 hour early than late
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Suppose its a result of working at places that ran him ragged. He probably couldn’t compute that he was given 18hrs to load up and get to Swindon because he’s spent so many times setting off after he should have already been there and chasing his own backside.
robroy:
Old doze is harmless, …apart from being a huge risk to himself that is.
And buildings. And vans.
nd he just said yea 13/12 at 4.30 on pod would suggest to me it’s tomorrow
Are you saying that the delivery date was on the delivery note? And that you don’t know how the 24 hour clock works?
Did you end up parking in Swindon Truckstop by any chance? Did it change hands recently (heard its improved by a few people).
JollyJack:
Did you end up parking in Swindon Truckstop by any chance? Did it change hands recently (heard its improved by a few people).
Well it couldn’t have got any worse could it !!
bald bloke:
JollyJack:
Did you end up parking in Swindon Truckstop by any chance? Did it change hands recently (heard its improved by a few people).Well it couldn’t have got any worse could it !!
For the unfortunates who had to park there as well?
park up in the road you came in from the roundabout and Sainsbury’s are next door if you want to shop,the jhonny foreigners do it,they are allways there
the nodding donkey:
nd he just said yea 13/12 at 4.30 on pod would suggest to me it’s tomorrow
Are you saying that the delivery date was on the delivery note? And that you don’t know how the 24 hour clock works?
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That is exactly what he appears to be saying… perfectly reasonable really, I mean who actually would expect dozy to be able to tell time?
Obviously not his new boss now anyways…