Yo guys. Just passed my test. Been for a job interview. I passed that no bother. Test drive was a bit dodgy because i struggled reversing and clipped the kerb twice but hey I’m new what did they expect. Anyway they offered me a job. 9 QUID AN HOUR. No way. Then to top it all i was shown my unit. OMG. A 6 year old scania 440 highline. No way am i sleeping in a can that small. And the bed had been used by other people. No way man. I know I’m new but i expect at least a tenner an hour and Volvo V8 mega globe liner. I’m going back to tesco to stack shelves. At least I’ll have a great life despite working weekend night shifts.
Is it that time of the month already, at least you could sync with my Mrs so I know where I am up to 
He is feeling low Drifty. His wingman Scottish Col has deserted the green army now too.
It’s like that scene in Braveheart when that dodgy fella with the beard screws him over…doesn’t know what to do with himself 
eagerbeaver:
He is feeling low Drifty. His wingman Scottish Col has deserted the green army now too.It’s like that scene in Braveheart when that dodgy fella with the beard screws him over…doesn’t know what to do with himself
Different company Mr beaver. And no. Not on the blob. Just amazed at the sheer quantity of retarded people that steal oxygen.
eagerbeaver:
He is feeling low Drifty. His wingman Scottish Col has deserted the green army now too.It’s like that scene in Braveheart when that dodgy fella with the beard screws him over…doesn’t know what to do with himself
Forums would be kack without questions being asked, once the answer is given let the fun begin, nothing like a good thread off topic ramble
I think someone has been reading the Newbie forum!
Are we witnessing the beginnings of an Ady style public meltdown here Happysack?
Your on a wind up surely
You paid for a licence and expect to start at the top from the offset.
You honestly thought you should be given a new motor with an unused bunk,you would be lucky as a newbie with a lot of firms you would get a motor 10 year old never mind 6
Stick to your shelf staff stacking,and you won`t get the Micky taken out of you on here
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH
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lolipop:
Your on a wind up surely
You paid for a licence and expect to start at the top from the offset.
You honestly thought you should be given a new motor with an unused bunk,you would be lucky as a newbie with a lot of firms you would get a motor 10 year old never mind 6
Stick to your shelf staff stacking,and you won`t get the Micky taken out of you on here
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaaaha…Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah
Drift:
nothing like a good thread off topic ramble
+1
Some of the best threads on here as ones that take sharp left turns and end up being totally seperate from the original post.
Unless its Carryfast whos steering it obviously.
No one wants to be reading about Stalin, thatcherite or Fordism when the original post was about how to connect an ipod to an Actros radio
lolipop:
Your on a wind up surely
You paid for a licence and expect to start at the top from the offset.
You honestly thought you should be given a new motor with an unused bunk,you would be lucky as a newbie with a lot of firms you would get a motor 10 year old never mind 6
Stick to your shelf staff stacking,and you won`t get the Micky taken out of you on here
happysack:
Yo guys. Just passed my test. Been for a job interview. I passed that no bother. Test drive was a bit dodgy because i struggled reversing and clipped the kerb twice but hey I’m new what did they expect. Anyway they offered me a job. 9 QUID AN HOUR. No way. Then to top it all i was shown my unit. OMG. A 6 year old scania 440 highline. No way am i sleeping in a can that small. And the bed had been used by other people. No way man. I know I’m new but i expect at least a tenner an hour and Volvo V8 mega globe liner. I’m going back to tesco to stack shelves. At least I’ll have a great life despite working weekend night shifts.
Someone is looking for banter who will bite first from the newbie group
eagerbeaver:
He is feeling low Drifty. His wingman Scottish Col has deserted the green army now too.It’s like that scene in Braveheart when that dodgy fella with the beard screws him over…doesn’t know what to do with himself
Happybaws works for group i was just a useless stobard ltd driver i was scum 
Nowt wrong with being scum mate. Scum floats, along with poor diet turds and fishing equipment.
Could be worse, you could end up an agency driver…
eagerbeaver:
Nowt wrong with being scum mate. Scum floats, along with poor diet turds and fishing equipment.Could be worse, you could end up an agency driver…
Dont think so i have good health and not got a limp like a gimp.Am off next week to chill out and start the new job week after. what a will be gettin paid is the same as the agency in the area but i will be full time so happy days.
Thank god I got out when I did with my sanity intact , looks like happysack is going through a very difficult time , as was Scottish colin before him .
Sad what a job can do too a human mentally , just hope he gets help 
On the contrary dozy
Evil8Beezle:
:lol:I think someone has been reading the Newbie forum!
I think someone has been at the glue !!!.