first, a euroliner side board falls off my trailer and i break its fall with the back of my head, then, as if i don’t get [zb] on from a great height enough in this job, a seagull at teesport gets in on the act, that’s twice i’ve regretted not wearing a hat today ! Rant over, going for an early shower !!
Plenty of clif chickens / ■■■■■ hawkes where i come from, flying bloody vermin, cant stand the things. Would sooner have the side hit me in the head than get ■■■■ on by one of those bloody things!
Sorry mate but… 
The day can only get better I reckon! 
dessy:
Sorry mate but…
The day can only get better I reckon!
No it usually comes in 3’s. This guy is in for one more nasty surprise!
i was always told that if a bird craps on you it’s lucky.
buy a lottery ticket.
limeyphil:
i was always told that if a bird craps on you it’s lucky.
buy a lottery ticket.
Prefer golden showers myself, should I buy a lottery ticket too?
green456:
limeyphil:
i was always told that if a bird craps on you it’s lucky.
buy a lottery ticket.Prefer golden showers myself, should I buy a lottery ticket too?
Mucky ■■■■■■
merc0447:
dessy:
Sorry mate but…
The day can only get better I reckon!No it usually comes in 3’s. This guy is in for one more nasty surprise!
if things happen in 3’s then i’m not leaving my cab again today !
bigwillo:
merc0447:
dessy:
Sorry mate but…
The day can only get better I reckon!No it usually comes in 3’s. This guy is in for one more nasty surprise!
if things happen in 3’s then i’m not leaving my cab again today !
you’ll probably get gassed. 
limeyphil:
bigwillo:
merc0447:
dessy:
Sorry mate but…
The day can only get better I reckon!No it usually comes in 3’s. This guy is in for one more nasty surprise!
if things happen in 3’s then i’m not leaving my cab again today !
you’ll probably get gassed.
thats a possibility every night in my cab !!
u work for dawsons?
tattoo5984:
u work for dawsons?
no mate
bigwillo:
first, a euroliner side board falls off my trailer and i break its fall with the back of my head, then, as if i don’t get [zb] on from a great height enough in this job, a seagull at teesport gets in on the act, that’s twice i’ve regretted not wearing a hat today ! Rant over, going for an early shower !!
You should change your username to ■■■■■■■■■
Ouch, those boards come sharp eh mate, got ■■■■■■■ by a curtain pole a couple of times as well lol, trouble is I find when I am wearing one of those bloody hard hats I am always hitting my bloody head on stuff, like it is magnetised or something
green456:
Prefer golden showers myself, should I buy a lottery ticket too?
Admitting your ■■■■■■ preferences on a truckers forum might not be the best way to further your experience on this board
Gembo:
Plenty of clif chickens / [zb] hawkes where i come from, flying bloody vermin, cant stand the things. Would sooner have the side hit me in the head than get [zb] on by one of those bloody things!
Mate of my brother’s used to have a boat called “Shy Talk”