It took me a hour today too get off the embankment and up it , r/o blocked by bus after bus , is there something going on round there , it’s not clever normally but today I thought I was never going too get up there today , was going to use north circular but heard vehicle fire so went straight across centre .
I even sent the planner picks as he was doing my head in , what’s the hold up , we need you moving , are you there yet , how long , it can’t be that bad , it should only take 15 mins too do 20 mile, 
’ What’s the hold up? and we need you moving '. I would be having a VERY LOUD word in that planner’s ear if he started talking to me like that; Ignorant pig.
It’s all Boris’ doing since he turned half the Embankment into a cyclist playground.
" It should only take 15 mins to do 20 miles ". Come on Dozy, you’re an excellent fisherman but this story is a lazy effort.
@60 mph you are travelling 1 mile a minute. So even a thicko would deduce that is impossible as trucks are usually limited to 56. Then there is the obvious fact that you are in a built up area.
Even the thickest planner on earth wouldn’t say that.
eagerbeaver:
" It should only take 15 mins to do 20 miles ". Come on Dozy, you’re an excellent fisherman but this story is a lazy effort.@60 mph you are travelling 1 mile a minute. So even a thicko would deduce that is impossible as trucks are usually limited to 56. Then there is the obvious fact that you are in a built up area.
Even the thickest planner on earth wouldn’t say that.
You’ve never met my planner , he wants everything done yesterday , if you say it’s not possible it’s either why / are you refusing not ok fair enough
cav551:
’ What’s the hold up? and we need you moving '. I would be having a VERY LOUD word in that planner’s ear if he started talking to me like that; Ignorant pig.It’s all Boris’ doing since he turned half the Embankment into a cyclist playground.
The embankment seemed too be flowing ok it was just getting turned up Northumberland avenue and then getting up it , buses blocking the entry too r/ 0 didn’t help though
dozy:
eagerbeaver:
" It should only take 15 mins to do 20 miles ". Come on Dozy, you’re an excellent fisherman but this story is a lazy effort.@60 mph you are travelling 1 mile a minute. So even a thicko would deduce that is impossible as trucks are usually limited to 56. Then there is the obvious fact that you are in a built up area.
Even the thickest planner on earth wouldn’t say that.
You’ve never met my planner , he wants everything done yesterday , if you say it’s not possible it’s either why / are you refusing not ok fair enough
Ok I’ll nibble…
Has it occurred to you that you’ve let yourself become the planners ■■■■■? 
Evil8Beezle:
dozy:
eagerbeaver:
" It should only take 15 mins to do 20 miles ". Come on Dozy, you’re an excellent fisherman but this story is a lazy effort.@60 mph you are travelling 1 mile a minute. So even a thicko would deduce that is impossible as trucks are usually limited to 56. Then there is the obvious fact that you are in a built up area.
Even the thickest planner on earth wouldn’t say that.
You’ve never met my planner , he wants everything done yesterday , if you say it’s not possible it’s either why / are you refusing not ok fair enough
Ok I’ll nibble…
Has it occurred to you that you’ve let yourself become the planners ■■■■■?
I haven’t got time too think 