In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as …'‘English Weather…’
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as ‘Muslim Weather.’
In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi’ite
Katie Price decided she has spent enough time away from home and decided she needed a new car.
She arranged an appointment at the Mercedes Benz dealer to order the new vehicle, and asked if it could be modified for Harvey.
The sales executive said, yes of course it can, what flavour windows would he like?
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