Hope i’m not breaking any rules here
Might get a few goods-in bods riled 
You missed something important in that the t-shirt will be covered up by the all so important life saving device (hi-vis) so a pointless exercise 
Tee shirt should say :
SORRY I AM LATE, I MISSED THE HERALD BY TWO MINUTES .
Isn’t it only Asda that require said “life-saving devices” to be done up around ample beer belly■■?
Sorry I am late, I was the middle one on the “Balcony”, do not mess with me .
Sorry I am late, My best friend is Dozy .
RIPPER:
Isn’t it only Asda that require said “life-saving devices” to be done up around ample beer belly■■?
and screwfix at stoke 