Ok so I was driving up the a3 the other night, when a golf pulls alongside me matching my speed, turns on the interior light. So I look over to see whats going on and I see a pair of legs in suspenders and a skirt. Driver speeds up and at the next roundabout goes all the way round and pulls alongside me and does it again! Driver then pulls in front of me and slows down. So I overtake the golf, and to my suprise, ITS A ■■■■■■■ BLOKE! Driving up and down the road flashing people WTF! This country is doomed!
The horror.
I thought you were going to say it was some gorgeous bird, you’ve let me down badly.
And u confessed■■? Lol
The Shame 
I remember when I was about 19 me and my mates were driving through Sheffield and the road was lined both sides with prostitutes. My mate shouted “how much love” to one of them and when they turned round it was the ugliest bloke with the biggest nose I’ve ever seen. In a wig, a mini skirt and 6 inch high heels
At mile marker 99 on the NY thruway there is a small parking area / DOT truck inspection location. Mostly it is abandoned by DOT so just a parking area, these so called ‘Pickle parks’ are a draw for Transvestites and Homosexuals, most of which are truck drivers. As I drove past there a few months back I saw a bloke get out of his Ford Explorer wearing a baseball cap and a long straggly beard, he also had a blue mini dress, long earings and stilletoes…
I NEVER pull in those places unless the DOT pull me in.
Me and niananah were in the husky truckstop in Brandon Manitoba a few months back and this woman about 60 come out of the showers high heels bright pink thigh leggings a skimpy vest and giant pat butcher earrings and got in to her truck out side only thing as she walked past we realised it was a bloke.
I mean seriously where do these people get off! Theres a time and a place for that sort of thing and its not on the roads!
I was looping onto the m62 from the m6 a few months ago in slow traffic and looked down into a 1series bm,and the driver was choking his chicken while on the phone, i felt sick. no i did’nt look again.
Heard that in many a rdc waiting room:shock:
MR VAIN:
And u confessed■■? Lol
Haha, my thoughts too Rob. How ya doin mucker ■■
seen the same thing on the m20 heading towards dover about 5 years ago lookd ok till it got the side of me .it had something in its hand dirty bugger needless to say i didnt flash it in when it got past .
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Ok so I was driving up the a3 the other night, when a golf pulls alongside me matching my speed, turns on the interior light. So I look over to see whats going on and I see a pair of legs in suspenders and a skirt. Driver speeds up and at the next roundabout goes all the way round and pulls alongside me and does it again! Driver then pulls in front of me and slows down. So I overtake the golf, and to my suprise, ITS A [zb] BLOKE! Driving up and down the road flashing people WTF! This country is doomed!
Curryfart at it again