New years eve saddo

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Just realised what a sad ■■■■ I am :smiley: .sat here on New years eve, on a forum talking to other sad ■■■■■ of the trucking fraternity. But this is why.
I have been to numerous N.Y eve parties in the past, but have not bothered for last 10yrs or so.

It’s not that am anti social, could not be more wrong, I love a night out a laugh and a few pints.
I’ve had a good few nights out over the hols, both with mates and the Mrs, a right good laugh on each one.

It’s just that I hate New years eve.
I mean you go out and you can not get served at the bar for these ■■■■■ on their one and only …annual night out. :unamused: as my mate says ‘‘you can’t see the bar for non drinkers’’. :smiling_imp:

When you do manage to get ■■■■■■■ to forget how bad the night is, next you are the victim of enforced fun, ie.having to form a circle holding hands with some ■■■■■■ you hate on one side, and a fat slag with a mini skirt on the other, singing a stupid ■■■■■■ song that you have not got a ■■■■■■ clue what it’s about, and only know half the words…I mean , who the ■■■■ was or is Old Lang Syne ffs?

Then when you have endured that, you get these ■■■■ s (who never usually speak to you any other time) wishing you Happy new year, then the old fat slag with a mini skirt who you sang that song beside, (who has bad breath) wanting to snog your ■■■■ ing face off. :smiling_imp:

Then when it is all over you phone for a taxi, you wait outside ■■■■■■ freezing for an hour , and it costs you half a weeks wage, just to get home to the wife who won’t speak to you, because she smells the cheap nasty Sunday market perfume on you after being a victim of the fat slag. so she gets the wrong idea, and you end up kipping on the sofa with the ■■■■■■ dog licking your face all night.

To cap it all you wake up with the hangover from hell in the morning, and realise you are another year older. :cry:

That is why I am sat on here getting ready to watch Paul Weller on Jools Holland’s show with my lovely Mrs drinking a glass of wine and me on the John Smiths. :sunglasses:
Am I on my own here, in this way of thinking■■?
Happy new year. :laughing:

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I’ve got a two year old. She went to bed at 7pm.

Fingers crossed I haven’t got to drive to A&E or anything tonight cos I’m well beyond that now. :laughing:

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Never done anything on New Year’s Eve for a few years now,as said its just an excuse for a pub to charge and admission fee,a taxi to charge you double to get home and a hangover that costs twice what it normally does!
Could of gone my sisters but she lives 15 miles away,taxi man would have a week off after dropping me home…■■■■ sure he would ask " how much you normally pay"!!!
Packed my son off to bed at 8pm so enjoying the piece & quiet :smiley:
Wife can’t drink atm so I’m just having one can then I’ll join her drinking tea,bit surreal this year the whole Xmas and new year thing but that’s a different story I won’t keep dragging up and inflicting on you all on here.

Happy new year everyone,look after the people that mean something to you.

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After you’ve done a few, you realise it’s the most expensive night of bollox in the year. So hence best avoided.
In the past I’ve lost my phone, my shoes, my keys, my wallet. And all of these were in different years! :laughing:
I’ve normally very little recollection of what happened, and on that thought, I’m choosing to refrain this year for one simple reason.
A job I’m going for next week will probably require me to ■■■■ in a cup!
The last thing I need is to be doing is a Bill Clinton saying I didn’t inhale, in fact, I don’t even remember it! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Evil8Beezle:
A job I’m going for next week will probably require me to ■■■■ in a cup!

I’ve heard of this type of …errr specialist work. It’s for a limited audience I believe.wink wink :wink:
Is it a private session or are you being filmed?
Still, I suppose it beats driving, how much you getting paid for it exactly?

:laughing:

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Evil8Beezle:
A job I’m going for next week will probably require me to ■■■■ in a cup!

That’ll be because they want you to do nights out.

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Thanks for your post Robroy, as usual you’ve said it how it is and given me the best laugh I’ve had all evening :laughing: :laughing:
Now, how am I going to mop all of this vodka out of the keyboard :unamused: :unamused:

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robroy:
That is why I am sat on here getting ready to watch Paul Weller on Jools Holland’s show with my lovely Mrs drinking a glass of wine and me on the John Smiths. :sunglasses:

Sorry to quote myself btw :blush: :unamused: but is a anybody else watching Weller, he has just sang a Jam song, and Christ he looks old. :open_mouth:
Always been a fan of The Jam, and him, and he’s same age as me, the wife says I have worn a lot better over the years than him…but she does wear glasses :smiley:

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robroy:

robroy:
That is why I am sat on here getting ready to watch Paul Weller on Jools Holland’s show with my lovely Mrs drinking a glass of wine and me on the John Smiths. :sunglasses:

Sorry to quote myself btw :blush: :unamused: but is a anybody else watching Weller, he has just sang a Jam song, and Christ he looks old. :open_mouth:
Always been a fan of The Jam, and him, and he’s same age as me, the wife says I have worn a lot better over the years than him…but she does wear glasses :smiley:

You probably haven’t taken as many drugs…

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Well we are on the west coast of Scotland and I worked until 10pm painting a bedroom for the father in law who may soon get out of hospital , then walked down the beach with the missus and a camera to get pics of the aurora borealis display…it was a tad nippy as I had short on !
So it may be tea toast and bed soon.

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Evil8Beezle:

robroy:

robroy:
That is why I am sat on here getting ready to watch Paul Weller on Jools Holland’s show with my lovely Mrs drinking a glass of wine and me on the John Smiths. :sunglasses:

Sorry to quote myself btw :blush: :unamused: but is a anybody else watching Weller, he has just sang a Jam song, and Christ he looks old. :open_mouth:
Always been a fan of The Jam, and him, and he’s same age as me, the wife says I have worn a lot better over the years than him…but she does wear glasses :smiley:

You probably haven’t taken as many drugs…

Yeh maybe so. He’s still sharp though, not lost it , and more than a match for younger guys in the same game, …a bit like myself come to think about it :sunglasses: :laughing:

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Tom Jones seems to be wearing well too, my other half is a singer so for the last 8 years when home new years eve has been spent babysitting while she goes out and in 3 hours earns what for most of us takes at least a day and half to earn

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I like 3wheeler have also been out on the beach looking for the northern lights but at Burghead near Elgin, and like this new year a bit of a let down, OK they were visible but not like the photoshopped pictures most people post on the Faceache site. At 0030 hrs decided to reopen the bottle of single malt me missus bought me for Xmas. Bloody miserable here as she is workin :frowning:

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I went to the millenium party at Edinburgh. Nothing will top that so now its like Christmas, just another day!

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I drove to Canterbury, Tunbridge Wells, Bromley & back from the midlands. Hey ho, c’est la vie and all that balls. Working on new year’s eve night is a new one on me, probably the first new year’s eve spent stone cold sober in the best part of 30 years.

Same goes for xmas eve this year.

Humbug, I say. Humbug to you route planner!

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I went to bed around 10ish, was on here for a bit and was only woken by the sound of screaming sixth formers wandering up our road just before midnight, then the usual explosion (term used loosely) of cheap chinky fireworks. Upon looking I noticed the chav signals (Chinky lanterns) floating in the sky, clearly indicating readers of Closer had been spending their benefits at Poundstretchers again.
Woke up at 7 this morning to the wife You tubing the London firework display. I’m sure they could replay last years display on the BBC and most people wouldn’t realise. Or in my case actually care. I got up and sank the chocolate Bismarck.

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DearBoy:
I drove to Canterbury

Nice to have the Archbishop on here.

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robroy:
Just realised what a sad [zb] I am :smiley: .sat here on New years eve, on a forum talking to other sad [zb] of the trucking fraternity. But this is why.
I have been to numerous N.Y eve parties in the past, but have not bothered for last 10yrs or so.

It’s not that am anti social, could not be more wrong, I love a night out a laugh and a few pints.
I’ve had a good few nights out over the hols, both with mates and the Mrs, a right good laugh on each one.

It’s just that I hate New years eve.
I mean you go out and you can not get served at the bar for these [zb] on their one and only …annual night out. :unamused: as my mate says ‘‘you can’t see the bar for non drinkers’’. :smiling_imp:

When you do manage to get ■■■■■■■ to forget how bad the night is, next you are the victim of enforced fun, ie.having to form a circle holding hands with some ■■■■■■ you hate on one side, and a fat slag with a mini skirt on the other, singing a stupid [zb] song that you have not got a [zb] clue what it’s about, and only know half the words…I mean , who the [zb] was or is Old Lang Syne ffs?

Then when you have endured that, you get these [zb] s (who never usually speak to you any other time) wishing you Happy new year, then the old fat slag with a mini skirt who you sang that song beside, (who has bad breath) wanting to snog your [zb] ing face off. :smiling_imp:

Then when it is all over you phone for a taxi, you wait outside [zb] freezing for an hour , and it costs you half a weeks wage, just to get home to the wife who won’t speak to you, because she smells the cheap nasty Sunday market perfume on you after being a victim of the fat slag. so she gets the wrong idea, and you end up kipping on the sofa with the [zb] dog licking your face all night.

To cap it all you wake up with the hangover from hell in the morning, and realise you are another year older. :cry:

That is why I am sat on here getting ready to watch Paul Weller on Jools Holland’s show with my lovely Mrs drinking a glass of wine and me on the John Smiths. :sunglasses:
Am I on my own here, in this way of thinking■■?
Happy new year. [emoji38]

At least you were being sad at home… I rocked up to the yard at 11pm last night… was in bed by 1140… Jools never got a look in… [emoji20]

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Have to agree with u RobRoy specialy the bit about people who won’t even look or acknowledge you then on new years eve coz there ■■■■■■ act like there your bezzie mates :open_mouth:our doris had cracking status on her WhatsApp last week saying people should have 2 Facebook accounts 1 for each face :unamused: how true !!!

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spot on robroy ,if i were to write that post it would of been exactly the same ,nice one :smiley: