New words

  1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the
    ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

  2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
    vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen
    times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back
    down to give the vacuum one more chance.

  3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of
    confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming
    this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.

  4. ELBONICS (el bon’iks) n. The actions of two people
    maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

  5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
    swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room
    until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

  6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n.
    Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that
    one has to resort to the ‘illegal’ side.

  7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
    whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they
    want fresh ground pepper.

  8. PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
    number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

  9. PUPKUS (pup’kus) n. The moist residue left on a window
    after a dog presses its nose to it.

  10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of
    always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even
    when you’re only six inches away.

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