hammer condoms … for those who like to hammer it in
pipe condoms for the smokers
dynamite condoms for the explosive type ,or those with a very short fuse …you know who you are.
military condoms for those private moments
tom tom condoms complete with voice and turn by turn instructions
radar condoms to always find your way even in the dark
crossword condoms for those who are puzzled
mummy condoms for the archeological type or those that like to dig in
mine would be the tom tom then 
