They told me…
I wouldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.
But so far, I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
ACE… 
My kids…
Realised I was going to miss Glastonbury this year, so they put on a music show for me this afternoon in my garden.
It was and I cannot stress this enough, ■■■■■■■ awful.
yourhavingalarf:
They told me…I wouldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.
But so far, I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
ahh simplicity at its best, brill
on a similar theme i was just reading about a dyslexic pimp who went bankrupt after going out and buying a warehouse… 
yourhavingalarf:
My kids…Realised I was going to miss Glastonbury this year, so they put on a music show for me this afternoon in my garden.
It was and I cannot stress this enough, [zb] awful.
Just like the real thing then?
.
But drier and sunnier.
At the start of the Lockdown I started to walk 5 miles a day.
No idea where I am now, but I’m sure I’ll get back at some point if I keep going.
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Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic…
There isn’t any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers’ lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
yourhavingalarf:
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic…There isn’t any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers’ lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
And they’re doing mass grave burying in New York
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heraldscotland.com/news/183 … sanitiser/
Good for them. Good idea.
So,
reuters.com/article/us-heal … SKCN21R171
Are the Russians buying the raw ingredients to do the same at home?
Franglais:
Coronavirus in Scotland: Whisky distillers to make hand sanitiser | The Herald
Good for them. Good idea.
So,
reuters.com/article/us-heal … SKCN21R171
Are the Russians buying the raw ingredients to do the same at home?
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ireland is way ahead of most places supplying this only most of it is called poitin/poteen and gets rubbed over the hands only when your drunk enough to miss your mouth with the bottle… 
dieseldog999:
Franglais:
Coronavirus in Scotland: Whisky distillers to make hand sanitiser | The Herald
Good for them. Good idea.
So,
reuters.com/article/us-heal … SKCN21R171
Are the Russians buying the raw ingredients to do the same at home?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ireland is way ahead of most places supplying this only most of it is called poitin/poteen and gets rubbed over the hands only when your drunk enough to miss your mouth with the bottle…
Ah, of course, the true origin of serendipity!
“I was trying to rub this duty free alcohol on my hands, officer. Some just splashed into my drinking glass!”
Slightly addicted to this , my wife thinks I am sad …she may have a point
I tried donating blood today…
NEVER AGAIN!
Too many questions.
Who’s blood is it?
Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket?