New football teams

BRAZIL

Pinnochio

Lidoggo

Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango

Cheerio, Subbuteo

Scenario, ■■■■■■■■, Portfolio

Subs: Placebo, ■■■■■, Banjo, Stereo (L), Stereo (R)

YUGOSLAVIA

Itch

Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch

Hic, Sic, ■■■■, Pric

Digaditch, Horseraditch, Fallinaditch

Subs: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich

RUSSIA

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov

Slalomsky, Downhilsky, Risky, Pastrychev, Masterchev

Fukov, Takitov

Subs: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov.

ROMANIA

Chatanugachiouchiou

Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankiou

Busqueue, Snookercue

Pennychiou, Twoapennychiou, Forapennychiou

I’llgetiou, Youandwhosami

Subs: Nonu, Manu, Stuffyiou

ITALY

Baloni

Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani

Legslikejelli, Havantenni, Wobblejelli, Spendapenni

Subs: Canthinkofani, Buggermi

HOLLAND

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemensland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdiseez

Ad van Tajus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Doors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe

Subs: Van Iller, Van Ishingcreme.

That is brilliant SMC, did you think it up or borrow it from elsewhere?

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Would like to say I thought it up, but, alas, I borrowed it. :cry: :laughing: :cry: :laughing: