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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Try keep your eyes on the road lads :stuck_out_tongue:

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Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

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Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

My wife drives a Fiat 500 convertible (Gucci edition!!!) - I wondered where she’s be going. Cruising the M6 lookin for truckers eh?

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shep532:

Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

My wife drives a Fiat 500 convertible (Gucci edition!!!) - I wondered where she’s be going. Cruising the M6 lookin for truckers eh?

Ahhh you mean Sandra, picture please to confirm… :wink:

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Dipper_Dave:

shep532:

Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

My wife drives a Fiat 500 convertible (Gucci edition!!!) - I wondered where she’s be going. Cruising the M6 lookin for truckers eh?

Ahhh you mean Sandra, picture please to confirm… :wink:

Phew … that’s a weight off my mind, she’s not called Sandra :open_mouth:

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shep532:

Dipper_Dave:

shep532:

Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

My wife drives a Fiat 500 convertible (Gucci edition!!!) - I wondered where she’s be going. Cruising the M6 lookin for truckers eh?

Ahhh you mean Sandra, picture please to confirm… :wink:

Phew … that’s a weight off my mind, she’s not called Sandra :open_mouth:

That’s because she ain’t using her real name you plank!!

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This is when working nights is good. Early evening they all come out. Was nice driving up the A1 last night.

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M1 roadworks, J28-32, corking bird in a convertible Audi. The only time I’ve been on that section when it’s freeflowing when I wouldn’t have minded some congestion!

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Plenty of student and yummy mummy ■■■■■ around Woodstock today, I’m pleased to report. CB channel 5 around Oxford reports of plenty in the city too*.
*According to some Earthline drivers working in the city centre. :wink:

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All I have seen was a guy with a tablet on the dash of his audi watching ■■■■, didn’t look a bad movie in all fairness :laughing:

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Drift:
All I have seen was a guy with a tablet on the dash of his audi watching ■■■■, didn’t look a bad movie in all fairness :laughing:

Was it ‘shaving ryans privates’?

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Or
Hairy Plopper and the Chamber of Secrets

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Or even
Teabagging Miss Daisy

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Now who has lycra crush :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Dipper_Dave:
Or even
Teabagging Miss Daisy

Or lord of the G strings…or… or lock, ■■■■ and two smoking bum holes

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shep532:

Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

My wife drives a Fiat 500 convertible (Gucci edition!!!) - I wondered where she’s be going. Cruising the M6 lookin for truckers eh?

On a car park perhaps or "Core Pork " has you " up the valley people say

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this is why im on the dray through summer, all day in pubs and beer gardens :laughing: both the bar maids and the patrons :wink:

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I.ve just come through Aberdeen city centre at 5pm and the girls are still sporting wooly tights and overcoats up here !

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Yep the flange is deffo out lol :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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Dipper_Dave:
Very difficult this time of year when the minges start to blossom. When young ladies in their Fiat 500’s and convertibles start to fantasise about us burly trucker types and you cant beat a tight pair of buttocks festoned in some coloured lycra to get the blood pumping, the female cyclists aint too bad either.

When double Manning we used to have a good laugh when approaching cars on the motorway and taking bets on between ourselves weather the driver would be a hot girl or not depending on the colour/style/model and the drivers mate checked as we went past [emoji2]