I got a text from the wife yesterday saying she was in Casualty.
Well I watched all of last nights programme and I never spotted her.
She still hasn’t come home. I’m starving !!
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to the charity shop to get all of her clothes back !
Baggie:
I got a text from the wife yesterday saying she was in Casualty.
Well I watched all of last nights programme and I never spotted her.
She still hasn’t come home. I’m starving !!
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to the charity shop to get all of her clothes back !
I recently got done speeding again on the A75…when the cop pulled me he asked,when you obviously saw us tailing you,why did you speed up?..my reply of…2 years ago my misses ran off with a policeman,and I thought you were bringing her back to me didn’t exactly cut the mustard…