switchlogic:
‘…Happy Keith I think the meaning of my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’
Wah-wah-wah-waaaah.
Such spectacular wit & merry-making within debate has clearly reached a new level that involuntary pee breaking on TNUK will become inevitable for all: Nice one.
Someone is clearly wasted in their drag-■■■ jeans - so perhaps get measured-up for a stripey & colourful suit for immediate installation as The Official Site Member for Mirth pronto 
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
‘…Happy Keith I think the meaning of my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’Wah-wah-wah-waaaah.
Such spectacular wit & merry-making within debate has clearly reached a new level that involuntary pee breaking on TNUK will become inevitable for all: Nice one.
Someone is clearly wasted in their drag-■■■ jeans - so perhaps get measured-up for a stripey & colourful suit for immediate installation as The Official Site Member for Mirth pronto
Errrrmmmm, it wasn’t suppose to be witty either. Are you ok old bean? You seem to be struggling with reading and understanding somewhat. Neither post was supposed to be funny, hence they were not.
switchlogic:
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
‘…Happy Keith … my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’Wah-wah-wah-waaaah.
‘…Errrrmmmm, it wasn’t suppose to be witty either… Neither post was supposed to be funny…’
In which case ‘…my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’ and you earn 10/10 for hypocrisy in choosing to embracing ‘liberal’ only when it suits you
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
‘…Happy Keith … my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’Wah-wah-wah-waaaah.
‘…Errrrmmmm, it wasn’t suppose to be witty either… Neither post was supposed to be funny…’
In which case ‘…my very liberal comment may have passed you by completely…’ and you earn 10/10 for hypocrisy in choosing to embracing ‘liberal’ only when it suits you
Oh dear you are a very strange and confused man aren’t you. As intelligent as you try, and fail, to make yourself sound with your ridiculously long & elaborate posts it’s clear you can’t even grasp what I meant by the simple word liberal in this context. And don’t start bombarding me with PM’s again.
switchlogic:
‘… And don’t start bombarding me with PM’s again…’
You aint worth squit, mate - so climb down off your horse, stop chucking stones & contribute something that can be understood instead of inferred innuendo & spiteful criticism
Happy Keith:
contribute something that can be understood
Ok old bean, have a great week won’t you.
Hijacked thread alert…
switchlogic:
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Irritating pillock
Muckaway:
Hijacked thread alert…
So do they have fish at these National Trust Houses?
Jesus was walking by the Pearly Gates, when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes while he nipped out for a ■■■.
Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach.
He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.
“How did you spend your life on earth my son?” asked Jesus.
“I was a simple carpenter for sixty years” replied the old man.
“And what do you hope to find here in heaven” asked Jesus.
“I hope to find my son” said the man
“Well there are millions upon millions of people here, how will you find him?”
“I’ll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet,” states the old man.
Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment and says, “Father■■?”
The old man looks at Jesus and says, “Pinocchio?”
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
‘…Irritating pillock
Cheers, I do try old chap.
switchlogic:
Happy Keith:
switchlogic:
‘…Irritating pillock
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You’re welcome
Ah, you seem to like the last word as much as I do. Spiffing.
Dave the Renegade:
windrush:
And I guess that 50 years ago these now elderly Micra drivers were complaining about ‘wrinklys’ in Ford Pops and Hillman Minxes holding them up in their Ford 105E Anglias and Lotus Cortinas, one day it will be our turn to cause chaos to those behind us!Pete.
I had a 105E Anglia Pete.It wouldn’t live with a Hillman Minx especially the 1725cc engined one’s.
Cheers Dave.
I wouldn’t bet on it. 
