National Express coach drivers with Hi-Viz

Are they forced to wear them while driving long distances,i see this all the time,maybe new company rules,they do not look comfortable from Penzance to Edinborough.

Its so they know who to blame when they fall asleep like the rest of the window-lickers in the back !

Those bus firms that do Turkey and Tinsel make me laugh out loud when they pass me,all the passengers look half dead,or are dead on the way to the hotel knees up,the old folks homes must be empty at that time of year,it is October onwards for these tours.
Dont think the driver will be getting his leg over.

toby1234abc:
Dont think the driver will be getting his leg over.

Depends how desperate he is Toby :blush:

My dad went on a Turkey and Tinsel last year and rang me to say the bus is full of old fogies…My dads 76 :exclamation: :wink:

What is the wording for activity with an elderly member,it is a long word that i can not remember.I have read in the paper that young lads have done certain things with this age group when robbing the house or asking if any job needed doing for folks living on their own.
Well they can not get pregnant.!!

Imagine a BJ with the false teeth removed.

toby1234abc:
What is the wording for activity with an elderly member,it is a long word that i can not remember.I have read in the paper that young lads have done certain things with this age group when robbing the house or asking if any job needed doing for folks living on their own.
Well they can not get pregnant.!!

necrophilia…no wait thats very very old people that are well past their use by date :smiley:

Im off to Boots to get some KY jelly.

toby1234abc:
Imagine a BJ with the false teeth removed.

Safe ■■■! :smiley:

toby1234abc:
Imagine a BJ with the false teeth removed.

you wouldnt wanna look down :laughing:

toby1234abc:
What is the wording for activity with an elderly member,it is a long word that i can not remember.I have read in the paper that young lads have done certain things with this age group when robbing the house or asking if any job needed doing for folks living on their own.
Well they can not get pregnant.!!

Anililagnia.

However what you are describing is usually called ■■■■.

toby1234abc:
What is the wording for activity with an elderly member,it is a long word that i can not remember.

Is that not Bingo■■?
Maybe also known as Housey Housey.

toby1234abc:
Those bus firms that do Turkey and Tinsel make me laugh out loud when they pass me,all the passengers look half dead,or are dead on the way to the hotel knees up,the old folks homes must be empty at that time of year,it is October onwards for these tours.
Dont think the driver will be getting his leg over.

Maybe not, but will get £100+ in tips.

There are not many tips being handed out these days. I do a bit of coaching ,the number of times I have been handed a bag with £40.00 in there for you mate. Get home and count out £12,45 in coppers.Stagecoach drivers are not allowed to wear HI-VIZ.when driving.

There are not many tips being handed out these days. I do a bit of coaching ,the number of times I have been handed a bag with £40.00 in there for you mate. Get home and count out £12,45 in coppers.Stagecoach drivers are not allowed to wear HI-VIZ.when driving.

There is bugger all space for the driver to put his stuff in the coach, not without the pax having access too. Plus why take it off when you’ve just got warm in it. Besides does it really matter. At least you can see him :smiley: or are you just slating the driver cos he passed you as if you were standing still! !!!

What is the craic like on ski tours and the beach trips to and from the Spanish costa`s?

what do you mean Toby, they’re long distance runs and are probably on tacho. Not sure what hours they’re on though

I think that Toby would like to rub down the young ladies on the ski tours and apply sun tan lotion to the ladies on the beach hols. It sure wont be domestic hours.

Will book the rubbing as POA. :smiley: