Thrashing your artic about in South mimms reversing as fast as you can you just went straight into the fence with the back of the trailer 
Ha ha ! Love the Numptys, we’ve got one in our yard, swans about like a ■■■■with an Erection, thinks he’s a Driving God, drives like a ■■■■■, he did £3000 worth of damage a few weeks ago, reversing solo off the pump straight in to a 15 plate tractor. Lol.
The amazing thing is- he’s still working for us [emoji33]
14hrs 59mins??
peirre:
14hrs 59mins??
Nah, just an eejit. A bit like the twonks who come tanking through a lay-bys at 40 plus. Just 'cos there are other trucks there they must figure we’ll be impressed! What impresses me more is the guy who trickles through barely above tickover with no fuss or drama.
Maybe it was Dozy’s nemesis …
the maoster:
peirre:
14hrs 59mins??Nah, just an eejit. A bit like the twonks who come tanking through a lay-bys at 40 plus. Just 'cos there are other trucks there they must figure we’ll be impressed! What impresses me more is the guy who trickles through barely above tickover with no fuss or drama.
Especially the ones who like the sound of their engine brake on full tonk
The best part was him sitting in the can 5 mins then casually getting out and having a look at the back before wandering off into the services for a costa fortune
Was the fence straight ,I hit one the other week whilst parking up ,I was reversing back ( just unit ) and was well off fence ,when I heard a crash and various other noises ,it was because the bit I was reversing upto was straight ,then came out about 3 ft at a 45 degree angle then straight ,I was looking in my o/s mirror and could see the straight bit ,but the angled piece was behind the motor and hidden from my view ,I thought though it was strange why the truck parked up on my n/s had been left about 3 ft from fence ( I put it down as crap driving ) ,but realised after bending the fence a bit that he’d realised the fence was not straight .
Fence had a bit of damage too it but couldn’t see any thing on motor so just pulled out and parked elsewhere ,not heard anything since
But you learn something every day ,not all fences are straight .
peirre:
14hrs 59mins??
nope, you drive in when its 14:59 or 4:29
i do anyhoo
dozy:
But you learn something every day ,not all fences are straight .
Well, not anymore! 
It’s like them low bridges that jump out at you
the maoster:
dozy:
But you learn something every day ,not all fences are straight .Well, not anymore!
I love it Dozy!
And I feel like I’m missing out by not remodeling a fence yet! 
Maybe I’m a ■■■■■, as I’m out the cab while I’m still 6 foot away, and I can see the bloody thing in my reversing camera!