MYdriving history1965-2003

---------------------------- - - – – -START. MY HISTORY in TRANSPORT----After 5 years at sea,lots of jobs ,JACK OF ALL MASTER AT NONE…
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The First time I ever sat in a lorry cab was at FENNY COMPTON Buildings pre cast concrete garages it was a Themes Trader you sat in the cab no windscreen no doors, just a shell ,basic steering wheel, hand brake, paper ,covered in dust,when it rained you were better off outside, and the pedals come up at you with a massive hole in the floor then it was a big lorry to me must have been1964/5 however it was the yard shunter and every one liked to drive it and have some fun in it, after all the serious work had been done .it was used like a massive dodgem car of sorts if you know what young men are like… it was a 20to30 ft flat used to move concrete around the yard,no proper exhaust,no power steering .ready for the scrap however it did its jobless I got the first time at driving a lorry I did have my car licence, however it was all on private ground it was a work site,

T he manufacture of concrete garage parts is a very heavy manual art ,it starts with out side the manufacturing shed there is a massive powder concrete tube like container, holding tons of powder concrete. also tons of sand and gravel close to the cement ready to be mixed .a man with a electric type of shovel ,like a wheel barrow with out a wheel, and a electric cable to give power to a winch drive,that he is in control of ,as the man scoops up the sand, the winch pulls it towards a large open bin and puts the sand in ,when enough sand is in he lifts the chute up like by a electric winch and then he controls the cement powder by buttons on a control panel to put in by a measured chute ,then water is measured, and the mix begins,he does that all day.

.when mixed it goes inside by a chute to men working on a vibrating table,where they have a steel mould,the size of whatever part they are making, the cement is feed into the mould , then vibrated down and steel reinforcing rods are then added ,pushed down into the mix then Smoothed off by hand [ a float is used a bricklayers tool] steel clamps are then put around the mould sides to act as a cradle to be lifted off then stacked ready to be taken out to dry a very hard manse job ,the moulds have been oiled by a young trainee so the concrete does not stick. Their wages are on piece work meaning the more you do the more you earn wages no basic rate. The men are called FILLERS . that do that part of work creating garage panels .the noise is ear shattering,every one shouting as if you are all deaf ,so you shout what you want,no one understands what your saying unless you are able lip read, I think basic reading is a challenge for us all who work in that environment

When stacked about 8 high in another part of the floor it was no good if you was not around 6 foot high as you would never had managed the job ,when dry , the men called STRIkERS .start their job and that’s what I did, you lifted down the mould, well dropped it to the floor on the longest edge, banged off the clamps,keeping feet and fingers out of the way,tipping the mould forward catching the concrete ,with one hand and lowering the mould in the other and you had to work together,one would stack the concrete the other would stack the mould and keep on all day. when the concrete is first struck i.e. taken out it is what you called GREEN then left more hours to harden off ready to be banged about and used some of the men called STACKER’S would manage to have 6 panels at a time on a sack truck and wheel them around as if they weighed nothing all parts of the job was manul labour from start to finish you knew you had done a days work .I soon knew I was not having much of that however some men had been there years .

THE main lorry fleet were bed-fords -mks, walk through cab tiny bunk in the back window , the cab seemed very low to the ground a neat little lorry the Army used them. After some time getting to know some of the drivers, and going for a drink with them, I was not shy at coming forward and asked a driver for a trip with him, after a few weeks did manage one trip up north in one as a passenger , and I remember the driver letting me have a drive up the M6 no gears to change just foot down and steer on the motorway up to Preston, and he slept I never had a licence or training at all but who cared then ,so that was the bug into me although I did not realise it then at the time, a pub was more interest then to me

I was on leave then so I forgot about it until a couple of years later when I came ashore as they say [swallowed the anchor] that saying is when there is a death of a seaman I was not dead and full of fun and work to do anywhere, I had no idea what I wanted to do at all.

I have had had a mighty lot of jobs, you would not believe me if I started to tell you them all so I will go to the first job within transport, just outside Banbury there was a warehouse, also a banana ripping room than was heated with gas burners ,also chill rooms for the veg etc. one of my friends new about it so I went to see about a job and got one, with a fruit and veg wholesaler
early morning starts and late finishes, I should have realized then, that what transport was about. but it was new to me so I went along with it. I should have went straight back to sea .but there you go I did not so the life with lorries started.

I used to drive a comer van and go around collecting produce, I think Bedford was about the fartherest away from the base I used to load bags of fresh picked Brussels -sprouts in string bags,you would be amazed how many bags you got into the little comer van. my main trouble was I had not got the rush around in my work ethic yet,so I would stop here and there have a tea etc what I did not realise they were always waiting for you at the depot to unload and redeliver the next day . I could take a bollocking so it never really bothered me,but I learned also the son was re -known hardcase, but I would have welcomed that if he wanted a fight I would have had a go but he never did .
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With jobs vacant all around the country well my area east Midlands i was looking for a bit of distance driving or thought i did,the smell of the diesel was getting to me but I did not know it then. it was advertised as owner driver £5 a day,i had no idea what was what,so i thought give it a go and I got the job. big mistake did not realise how desperate they were for drivers,i think if you were blind they would have started you the company called study concrete Brackley a concrete garage manufacturing company,of course having worked at Feeny compton and knew the drivers I mentioned names as if i worked with them as a second man,[ drivers mate] helping with deliveries that is how i got the job ,i was in for a shock,the lorry was a 26foot flat base comer, [[that job was the shortest,if I was to tell you what happened you would not believe me i never forgot it.]]well i might tell you later. but learned very quickly. First never believe anyone ,do not trust anyone, if your out of your comfort zone, pack it in. do not bull=■■■■. i lasted one trip altogether 2 weeks. The pay was then £5 a day that was 1967 that was good in your hand it did not mean nothing to me then,but did later.[back to the job]=

After being told what to load by the yard man i had no idea where anywhere was in the country, nothing about all the products [concrete] so in i go feet first as per normal .

First he gave me the loading tickets, also loads of delivery notes for all over the Midlands it was like another world,just looking at all the place names. so he told me what route to deliver the load a office had sorted the load for me ,me thinking he was doing me a favour after it seemed hours loading all types of concrete sides, all by hand and a sack truck[two wheeled carrier like porters used to have but robust.
you know the pre cast garages you still see today normal 10 to 20 on a housing estate,also i loaded spare parts for broken concrete all types of other bits. after loading the boss came out and said have you got it all,yes so he gave me some money for diesel and i rememberer him saying [only put in what you need] that did not make sense to me ,well then it didn’t, also the spare wheel carrier was broken,that was under the chassis so the spare wheel went on top of the load. still none the wiser, .holding other orders behind his back and HE said right go here and load some garage doors on top.

I think my world just stopped ,my god how much more .before i left i said to the foreman what about these orders i haven’t loaded ho he said when they go out of the office just put them under the pile marked for delivery…,well [[I did… 2nd mistake ]]… and no one would no any different [said he] first stitch up for me= Mr green…

That was me now ready first thing to do was sort the gears on the comm -er [2 stroke the engine was called] truck, out oh my god what a ■■■■ up i made,the gear box is not like the normal H system as I was used to, use in every day cars and vans, the gear stick had been so well used you could not see where any gears marked on the top of the stick to give me a clue what gear to select they were all like back to front so with the weight on i knew if i got into first or second "i had learned that from messing about with the truck at Fennycompton "ill creep out of the yard however the engine was revving so hard and i dare not change gear until i was out of the yard ,god knows what they thought anyone who-ever could her me the comer two stroke engine had its own calling card you would hear it miles away before you could see it

[After years of driving later i would be able to tell anyone what lorry was coming before even seeing it by the noise of the engine we would call it "barking"also if anyone missed a gear change some of the old lorry drivers would be able to make their engine sing as they changed through the gears up or down shift, the Foden lorry manufactured in Crewe was about the top sound if you heard a lorry changing down through the gears to slow to a stop , there was not much to match it it was a skill. In some lorries using the gearbox correctly,and if you got the engine revolutions you would be able to change gear without using the clutch, I was able to do it in certain lorries ,however not through all the gears,in the comer it was already sync.
So the nightmare began,my haulage carrier had begun ,well i thought it had my transport self education had begun…the story is so long it is boring well the fist day,so after hours and hours it is now dark and I am at place called Newcastle -under line. near stoke-on -trent. after managing to do a few deliveries

I parked up on this waste ground site like a bombs left it ruts and holes that would loose a car in,[that was the norm for nearly all the lorry parks in England never looked after]] lorries all around and i go into the café ask for a bed and breakfast,well not a lot to be said about the dormitory type rooms,beds every where .scruffy dirty hole but i had nowhere else to go, and this was it well I twas full of drivers,some with clothes still on in bed, boots on the beds my god didn’t i just learn. what i did learn over the later years was that nearly all the café type so called bed and breakfast on the main trunk roads were all the same it went with the then lorry driver [■■■■■■■■■ hands and ■■■■■■■■■ boots] image in the late1960s and early 1970s it is true one bad image is true during and after the 2nd war drivers just worked day and night,and it took a long time for the law to and Ministry of transport to get sorted no sleeper cabs all sleep was over the bonnet [inside over the engine cover…],all though they both were a drivers nightmare if you got “pulled” which was very rare indeed. as the years went on accommodation for drivers did get better .perhaps it was by moaning to the bosses who knows,but it did change.

back to the café…when i got up in the morning and like all the other drivers had a massive fried greasy breakfast was the norm .big mug [chipped of course]of stand your spoon up in tea,i went out to the lorry. mistake no 3 the ropes were cut,and the spare wheel was gone,my breakfast nearly came right up my god,i went into the café told the boss he said" nought i can do get on with it" i asked to call the police he said no phone and no way"… ,no public phone so i was scuppered so i just re-roped the load and left… by the end of the day id forgot about the wheel so just kept plodding on i ended up around Manchester area a empty lorry it was late then, but i thought right home. and that’s what i did .god knows how many hours id worked but the thought of going home spurs you on .I was newly married then but we didn’t have a phone so i got back when i did .

well the next day went like a double lead balloon first the boss confronted me about the deliver notes i did not take .so i bluffed him and kept quite, he knew what the drivers did anyway so i thought f–k you,then he said id sold the spare wheel to make a few bob. what i did not know ,there was a ready market for lorry spare wheels. he did not realise i was as green as i was…what i should have done was syphon of the diesel from the lorry tank at home. in to jerry cans and re sell,but i did not have the cans .also i did not think about it [because i was not fully trained up to be that smart,but i did get their in the end. [the art of fiddling]thieving stealing = that was why lorry drivers wages were so low because the bosses knew and expected to be fiddled all the while by every one .they in turn had their fiddles so what went round come round . he said my time was done with him so that was that .i do remember what money i ended up with but i kept the diesel money what was left. it was the first and last time in my whole working life that i ever was asked to leave or get the sack.

I do not remember what i did next regarding work i was never without a weeks wage doing anything what came along it would have been hard work whatever it was normally involving a shovel .digging ditches or carrying bricks on a site or working for agricultural contractors all cash in hand ,meaning no tax or insurance stamp .in lots of country s it was called black market work.
country s like Spain and Italy thrived on that type of work however it did catch up with you in the end. by your insurance contribution or lack of it. they would want to know where you were and what you were doing if you signed on to the unemployment scheme =ie the dole. or if you went on the sick through illness or accident. or if you went on strike,wherever you where working at the time. and you claimed. you all ways said you were self employed etc and you had lost your paper work. the thing is now i am retired my state pension is lower than a lot of people because i never paid up my full stamp so it got you twice in the end once you or i got established with a firm full time i paid all my tax and stamps[insurance].at lest then you would never be out of work if you had a pair of hands and fully paid up stamps.

The next job to come my way was 5 miles away from where I lived at Fenny Compton not the concrete but CW Night all round haulier all types of trucks,what I did not know was that 90% of the fitters, and the drivers were all related to the boss who lived within the yard in the village . The make of lorry’s were varied ,Arctic tankers ,8 wheelers 6wheelers 4wheelers,c also 3 old bull nosed -comers- tippers, guy majors ,the whole lot…
It took a while to settle in as it was my first proper driving job and i was not long married… every job was done to time .if you were late the old man would come round give you a bollocking when late it could be 6-30 in the morning and I would be the last one in the yard all the others would be gone…however i started to get the message .i started to drive a 4 wheeler flat bed and we had to load and deliver 2 loads of cement every day from rugby cement at bishops itching -ton. To any where within a 50 mile radius. and it was very rare to get any help to unload your load at any building site. So your day was allays full on .lots of sandwiches eaten no time for café s ,[yet]

You would back under a chute. two of there men would get on the bed [the lorry floor] and you would creep forward as these red hot sacks of cement all weighing [1 cwt. 20 cwt = I ton ] came flying down and they would load them in rows of 4 across left to right as you would be driving forward very slowly as the men got towards the back of the floor they would load them higher so as the weight would be even- they always new when to shout to stop. they knew how many bags to load by the tonnage allocated to that loading chute ,the cement bags were very hot when loaded. the men used to have home made gloves ,made from old lorry inner tyre tube. whenever you had to load there would be a queue of lorries waiting to load all day ,there where 8 wheeler flat beds 6 wheelers and then us 4 wheelers
However i learned after a while if you got there early I mean early you would ask the older drivers if you could back in the 8 wheelers for them so as to gain experience with the bigger lorries , backing in a twin steer 8 wheeler, now that was mega - learning thing to be able to do as not so many firms had the 8 wheelers and were the hardest thing to drive then, probably still are .all so no power steering on any of the lorries then all brute force standing up when going around a roundabout .[that is true] and they had a ratchet hand brake[ also many other lorries had the same ]that you had to ratchet up when stopped
with your right hand as if tightening a pulley,then when the lights changed you had to bang it down to the floor so it knocked, the ratchet off[as if throwing it away] and off you go it got second nature after a time .

It did not take long before i got that it was no problem to drive most lorries,that the company used all though we were not aloud near the big old bull nosed Scammel, it was like the big American long fronted truck they have now ,however it did not have any cab behind the drivers seat ie no bed space just the back of the cab ,just like all the lorries on the road at that time !!!what "“beds”"never, you never would have time to get into them[laughing aloud]so it was the flag ship of the fleet it was the TAR tanker that was used to fill the small tankers that spread the road ready for the chippings to be poured on just as the do today.

What used to happen was a sweeper lorry would go first up a road to get all the muck up,then two men one each side would go up after them with a spade and clean the edges of the grass verges up, and clear the run off cut in the edges of the grass for the rain water to go into the ditches, then the smaller tanker would get ready now this little tanker had a spray behind the rear of the lorry and a heater on the front to keep the tar warm, then the tipper lorry with the chippings would back up to the tanker and he had a chute on the rear by the low bumper of his lorry. so he would then nearly be touching the tar tankers rear spray, about a foot away backed on to a stop bracket on the tanker and they would then begin, the tar tanker going forward in slow gear spewing hot tar on the road and a foot behind, going backwards the chippings would be flowing out on to the hot tar, as the tipper moved the chippings in the tipper would flow as he raised the body also he could end up pushing the tanker if there was a steep hill.

All this going on the tipper driver would be getting all the dust from the chippings in to his cab as then rear view mirrors on lorry’s were no bigger than a base of a saucer,and you had to look backwards half way out of the cab,i can tell you after a day of that you had had enough [" it took years for the size of mirrors to get bigger"] then you would see the big old tanker parked up doing sweet f— all. that was a bum er. then you would get back to the yard later and you would guarantee the tanker would be there blocking the yard or at the fuel pumps doing nothing ,no one dare say
much at-all but guess who did in the end yes me .but it did not do me any good though i was not in the click… but i felt better f–k um afraid that was my attitude

We used to have to go to Avon mouth in the morning to load by hand all kinds of cattle foods etc and deliver it all the same day .i would get up early try to leave the yard by6 to get loaded and get it done but you could guarantee when i was just about down to the docks one of our other lorry’s would be coming out loaded i used to think how do they do it,id no idea. then weeks later i found out they used to give some drivers night out money ,never heard of it before .it was a subsistence allowance for sleeping out and buying food for the next day. but i never ever got offered it so my enthusiasm went .

where i lived there was a local shop very close and the son worked as a fitter at c w nights what i did not know was that he had married the daughter of mr Night i knew he was the head fitter for the company ,one afternoon after unloading cement in the yard i was in the yard about 4 o’clock and had had about enough of a lot of the unfairness but thought it was normal as i was the new man also id been in trouble over my time sheet or something.
anyway in the yard was a brand new Leyland lorry and it was in my way where i had to park so I asked at the garage for the keys and the mr Night was in there ,so he said something like [you not getting that lorry so don’t thing about moving it blah blah] well the son in law was not there then and i go back in to the yard so and i asked him if he would move this new lorry please
,his reply was move it yourself the keys are here.-in his hand. So I opened the door got in,the cab layout was completely new to me the layout and gear stick .stated it up then tried to get it into gear ,well that went well after a lot of scrunching, moved forward, then had to go backwards,well could i get reverse ,noway !i could not figure it out i could see on top of the stick where the markings shown you where each gear was, was to be pushed? but it would not go [what I did not know was you had to lift the gear-stick] then put in to reverse .i soon learned. for future reverence as well.
By now a few drivers were watching, after the scrunching of the gears,by me had gathered, also watching and out of the office Mr night, well he grabbed the door to open it and started yelling [i told you blah, blah,]he went off on one, i tried to explain ,however , he would not listen so I still had the gear stick in my hand ,and I thought right f–k you, and i give it a yank and bloody hell the gear leaver came away right in my hand [it was not on purpose] it was a type of ball socket i did not know so i jumped out faced mr night gear ,stick in my hand and said [[you can stick this gear stick and your f–king lorries up your f–king arse ! well the whole lot of drivers melted away. no one said a word i knew that was it so basically that was it I went to my car and went home that was me done but it was not the end,well nothing bad however,

i was probably the first driver not family to stand up to Mr night as there were so many of the night family working for him they would not say anything its a wonder i did not get into a scrap for shouting the way I did as they would not have liked it however it worked out ok in the end.
and on through the years his son in law who was the head fitter at nights then i used to see him in the pub we never much mentioned it however no one had ever spoken to Mr Night like I had that is why they used to keep most of the drivers within the family… but it did go around the drivers chatter for miles around [my first claim to fame]… also the son in law became the top enforcement officer for the government Ministry of transport in our local area so i did see him now and again and it was all ways civil. and we would chat however people did not know we had a bit of history plus we had lived in the same village .

I cannot truthfully recall where i went to work for a time i would just do anything on building sites e also i think i had a old ford popular car if you did not have transport of your own in our area you were more or less unable to travel for a job however in the end there was a smallish transport company 6miles away that specialised in Cattle Transport i did know some of the drivers so i managed to go and see them and had I sort of interview told them the truth ,i knew a lot of the drivers already there ,which helped, I had a local driving test as to say just around the street , and i got the job. All that backing lorrys in down at the concrete factory paid off.

Having not knowing anything about livestock transport at all my life was about to get very busy covered in ■■■■,work ing day and night,all hours god sent. also a good laugh a lot of the time.

the basic job was in the mornings early you would go to the farms and collect the animals that were to go to the market first you would collect the clean ones like sheep or pigs that you would separate with a portable gate hinged on the side of the cattle box, then maybe a dairy cow at the rear of the box, you were told where to unload once in the market normally dairy-cows had their own spaces
or unloading pens away from the other cattle bays .away from the the loads of other lorry’s all
with the the same idea as to where you wanted to unload so the fun started most times the farmers were at the market before you got there so they would be ,shouting waving etc it was always a good start to the day it could only get worse or better, trouble came where the pigs were unloaded in one place, the sheep in another and in the end it got sorted ,with loads of movements with in the pens lots of shouting. Tempers going up. All good stuff. with the help of the staff and of course ,they were in charge and would all ways be looking for a drink as well, for
opening the pen gates etc… the best bit about the dairy cows you were given a number and stickers to put on their hind quarters and then you had the find the pen [open the cage door] where she should be and you had to put. a loose chain around their necks so they would not chase around, and at the correct numbered place booked for that cow then the farmer would go in and give the udders a good wash and the rear end to look good in the sale ring as they were breeding cows ,so to look their best they were like the young models of the market…also if you were lucky the farmer may give you [what s called a drink]ie= a tip that was maybe a 2 shilling or even half a crown that was 2/6 in old money .enough for 2 pints of course…the whole system worked on backhanders ie drinks. hopefully you were on the receiving end.

A good read deckboypeggy, whens the next installment due ?
Cheers Dave.

Dave whenever i did not want to be boaring however i have up to 1983

deckboypeggy:
Dave whenever i did not want to be boaring however i have up to 1983

Keep it coming mate. I started driving lorries about the same time as you.
Cheers Dave.

Aye brings back the memories keep it coming Eddie,

Great stuff, more please

brilliant read, reminds me of the stories my dad used to tell.
an era well gone.
more please.

Thanks so much for posting this. Absolutely riveting. Please keep up the good work!

Great read, I’m sure it’ll bring back loads of memories for many people…

Jeff…

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Most of the then LEYLAND cabs in each range were the same inside layout the comet had about 4 dials in front of you 1 air pressure,2 temperature ,3 battery,4 oil pressure,Radios not even thought of you would not have been able to hear them anyway, the dead man,the independent rear trailer air [

After getting your fist load all sorted you normally went for your second, that was always the worst if it was a busy market ,because if you were to late ,to get whatever animals on board you had off, in time, before the cut off point to get registration before the sale you were in ■■■■ street .however always a few shillings always got them into the market to the men working the market .

All the livestock haulage firms had a foreman working the market for you and the in coming stock to help sort it all out so you were not on your on,also they used to get the drink money from the farmers if you were not around and most times you would get it all though it might not be the right amount ? there main job was to tout for business ie to get the loads from the market to the farms or to the abattoir wherever it was ,most work was all ready sorted as most firms had their on clients
done on a weekly basis.[money always changed hands]

once that was done you then had to go to the wash now, there is another bit of fun first you had to go to the unloading point to gather all the straw within your lorry floor covered,and thick with ■■■■ and throw it out onto the pile then try to get to the wash ,by law a truck had to be clean at all times, when waiting for a load and you had to fill in a cattle transfer book every day to record the movement of all animals ie where from to where they went name of farmers time etc. they were asked for of you were ever stopped by the police,what information they got from that I do not know so now the lorry were nice and clean. and you would be starving hungry where to next, the pub,yes the pub all livestock markets had a all day pub with food…and it was allays well used by every one including all drivers,yes you would have beer with all the meals and it was the place where our foreman would do the transport deals,all by word of mouth, and a backhander[ money inducement]

the time was usually around 2 to 3 pm before it all started to move again all in the reverse order as arriving getting on to a loading bay, if it was pigs, sheep, or dairy-cows, calf’s, milkers,store beef,[young male castrated bullocks]or even bulls they all had their own loading bays so chaos e again, all in a days work don’t forget most men had ,a few drinks in them as well so it was all good banter. normal would be a local run to one or two farms the back for the big load. that was always to a abattoir or export.

the abattoir runs were usually 2to 3 hr s away,so by the time you got to where you were then home again it may well be nearer 11 to midnight so a good a day probably a 18 hour day ,and when you got back to the yard you had to fill up with diesel and then go and see in the out door cubby hole, where the orders for the next day that told you where you would be going and what time to be at your first collection,and 9 times of10 it would be like 6 30 am time after time it wasn’t worth going home but you did and there was always a dinner in the oven loads of gravy rings on the plate but you would eat it anyway a quick swill[wash] dump all your ■■■■■■ stinking clothes in the out side a bucket all ready there and up to bed ,look into the kids bedroom just to see them, ,set the alarm ,it was 5 in the morning before you knew it,then it would be the same all over again…we only used to see our family’s on sat,afternoon/ night and no work Sunday.

When i was at cw nights as I said I had heard of nights out, but not done or had any well I soon found out, we used to have quite a few in the end…well not proper nights out but we had the money that was the main thing…[night out allowance] a payment given to the driver for the inconvenience plus for a bed and for food the next day.
…not like you would think Today 2013 a night out would be a driver parked up after maybe 10 hrs driving spread over maybe 14 hours a days work,in a service station well fed maybe in a pub etc today’s image is not to bad ,over in my driving history i have had nights- out in a year probably 7 months worth of nights out away per 12 months at least from 1981 untill2002
i must say i was not on my own there were hundreds of drivers from all over European work doing the same ,the trouble was it was and got to be a way of life .not the best recipe. anyway back to the cattle trucks.

Most cattle export in the 1960s went from the port of Sheerness was about 4plus hours away from our base and the markets we used, so by the time you had done you local work you would end up with a export and that’s when you were given you night out money[lovely money for ■■■■ and beer] free but it never was, however to have some cash was all ways good even if you worked out the hours you worked and the wage you got it was still poor but you got into the work and never thought about it ,it was and is years later that you wonder how you did it all the hours.so the main thing was to get loaded up and off to London out through the Dartford tunnel down the A2 and then to sheerness.
from the main A2 to the dock there-was a pub called the half way house ,the main aim of all of us was to get there before last orders and get some pints down us who-ever got there first if two were together you would get at least 3 pints each[[that s where the night out money came in handy]] and you were never on your own. being sheerness was the only export port for live livestock in England. there would be lorries from all over the counties at the pub we would all be doing the same.

Once you got to the dock there was a massive “laireage” [compound] for you to let the cows run off before they where herded in to the ship to go to Belgium a flat bottomed ship. so our job was done so it was always gone midnight ,what next well before we left the foreman would say be at such and such market at dinner time the next day, so you knew you had 3to4 hrs to get there plus you had to have some sleep etc so we then used to sleep either over the engine cover in the cab covered in the old coats and army blankets, if you had what is called a “LUTON” a box at the front end a cupboard off the floor, up to the roof the went from left to right about like a coffin but open sides, the space where you would put bales of hay or straw, for the floor , maybe 2o cows had been in that lorry for at least 4 hrs so plenty of ■■■■ and ■■■■ so a good smell but you soon went to sleep .still fully clothed boots as well not washed yet as there were no place to do so… and you would wash it all out at the next market [first job]and yourself in cold water no soap either…taking a overnight bag was not thought of. Or even a wash bag with flowers on .i do not think I owned one. There were none of the hand wipes,soap in plastic containers, tinned shaving foam or even spray deodorant, now that would have been silly .deodorant. huu
So up you would have. no idea of the time ,you could not wear a Watch as the constant shaking of the steering wheel ,no power steering then ,direct from the steering wheel down a shaft to the steering box that was on the chassis ,so a double shake,when we used to get to roundabouts or a tight corner we would be up out of our seat standing,just to get control and hang on if you ever had the misfortune to hit a kerb that was you ■■■■■■ you could not hold it and it would brake your wrist so you let go and jumped on the brakes for what they were worth, it would shake the ■■■■■■■■ out of the workings of any watch also you guts,so no time piece some of the old drivers kept a watch inside their hat ,
yes true all flat caps had a peak,and it would be tucked up in there .some drivers all the time I had been working with I had never ever seen them without their hats off .i would not have know if they had hair or not and it was the norm to wear a flat cap,with a nice greasy peak ,you all ways had to be on your toes,for any kind of joking around you never stood still, or you would end up with some kind of ■■■■ in your pockets or down you wellies ,or another one was you would get whacked by the old flat cap . It was a form off greeting with a laugh that is why all the pe kes of the caps were nice and shiny from the cow ■■■■ covered hands… some drove all day and night and never took their wells off. or nice great big ex army boots .

.some of the clothes they wore were so smooth with grease,muck and ■■■■ they were water proof, before they ever brought in wax jackets [joke] in ,we all had our own ,even then some men would wear their old suits,as working gear , stinking and shiny, through years of use the thought of buying clothes to work in was not even thought about what you had ,you used to the last I remember the first time a old driver Lenny, he looked like the cross between a scarecrow and a to ff. a complete mixture of clothes also the boots, we all had what you called as “hod-nailed -boots”big old leather thick soles , with loads of what was called “s kegs” they were like flat nails about the size of our penny now, most families had what was called a [lasp] a funny four legged piece it was like 4 soles of shoes made out of steel ,joined together with 6 inches of steel, out of the middle of the sole and joined together like a X for the shoes or boots put on to be repaired and put new s kegs in to save going to the cobblers[shoe maker -repair man] Northampton the area I come from was called the cobblers as it was one of the main shoe markers area in England hence the name of NORTHAMPTON football club the cobblers… in the villages around where I lived most men worked shifts on the railway and in the local Daventry and RUGBY Engineering works and in other areas in footwear factory’s. And the Monday night was the first shift so most men would go to the pub on a Monday dinner have a few pints so they would be able to sleep later and be ready for work on the night. more so in the 1940/50s that was called A COBBLERS MONDAY .

With steel tips on the toes and heels, like clogs have ,when on hard service you used to sound like =click. crunch,click scrunch and if you slipped over you would blame the boots, ■■■■■■■ boots .it wasn’t the boots it was the amount of s kegs you had nailed in, 8 lace holes nice and thick with cow ■■■■,but they never let wet in .you would be able to tell the farmers from the dealers at the markets by their footwear. Nice shinier boots brown for the dealers. The farmers like us, but maybe clean and never brown boots for work ,why I do not know all boots for working men were black…maybe a status thing from years ago…

Back to old Lenny the driver he went every where with a ■■■ in his mouth, I can still see him drinking in the bars but I never ever saw him eat at the cafés, his boots were classic great awkward and large,he all ways wore a neckerchief like a cravat , the puffs used to wear but Lenny always wore a spotted cut down tea towel with frayed edges ,but no one ever said anything about it to Lenny.

He used to drive cattle lorries during all the 2nd war with lots of others drivers,and he would tell us they would be commandeered by the ministry of Transport and had to wash out all signs of a cattle lorry ,
they would be used to distribute all kinds of food to buffer depots, they never knew where they were going until loaded and it would be any- where in the uk , no date for return home .

He had one bad habit though you would be sat in your old cab and Lenny would saunter up to you and mumble something and you would just agree with him and then he’d be gone, it would not be until you were driving again and using your brakes ,you would get this horrible ammonia smell when in traffic, Lenny used to ■■■■ over your front wheel. And then clear off he was re noun for it if you ever saw him walking up to you if you were parked up first thing you would do get out of the cab .stand back as you knew he would try to flip you with his cap,and to make sure he did not ■■■■ on your wheels.
Some drivers habits were a bit strong some when in traffic would ■■■■ down the steering column straight on to the road in stead of stopping and going somewhere else. It was a common thing when filling up at diesel pumps in any yard to ■■■■ while filling up it saved time, it was nearly always soft ground ,never hard standing as there would not be any facilities around it was a very rough and ready job. You soon would know if you fitted in or not,
There was this thing about stopping. We were all the same once you had your driving head on no stopping until you had reached where you were to be, you would do your damnedest not to stop for anything holding ones bladder was a art that drivers unless desperate could perform. for years later stopping was a problem for me I never used to .and it would get me into trouble ,[more about that later] many times from lay bys, parked lorry’s when they would leave the lay bye ,and under where they had been parked there would be a nice little package of human waste .and I all ways used to say to myself ,old Lenny been around and left his card,

Saturdays was Northampton market ,the 2nd one of the week it was never really big mostly sheep as there was a lot of sheep dealers in the area .and they sold amongst each other ,we would be busy all day moving sheep around many deals done without the market, we used to go to all the villages around Bedford . Wobourn sands . Towcester all before MILTON KEYNES was ever thought off MILTON KEYNES was a small village how it got the status it now has I do not know I expect the planners got it right. yes I think they did.

Once you were finished and back to the yard you would look into the outhouse next to the office and all the drivers work tickets for the next day would be on a peg,with name attached no mater what time it was when you finished the start time would be there ,as it was Saturday evening I am all ready for home and my ticket said Sunday morn in the yard for seven do not be late,i thought ■■■■ me it is never ending so home go,and back at five in the morning.
I thought double time so I drive to work and pulled in to the yard not a happy bunny park up and no one seems to be about the last thing you did was to knock on the bosses door to see what was occurring not even a Sunday. it was all right for me to ■■■■■■ about but not the boss, noway.
After a short time I could hear a lorry coming up through the village ,got to be one of ours,it turned down the lane,approaching the yard but is sounded very heavy, after a while you get to know what different lorry’s sound like light or heavy this was heavy -heavy .i had no idea what was going on
however ,what turner d into the yard was this massive low loader with C ■■■■ on the front a new Leyland named a super beaver the new dogs ■■■■■■■■ of lorry ,i thought he is just coming in for diesel then by the time he had scrunched,and scorched a turn in the yard it looked as if the mistral had just blown in from Marseilles. ■■■■ me dust.

When it had cleared the driver jumped out ,as he had seen me came over and asked me if I was vic I said yes he said well you are coming with me .as second man we are going to Bodmin Cornwall .

First I had no idea where it was, second my face must have had a grin as big as any-one could grin.
Then he said where is your bag,What bag,i replied, ,what ■■■■■■■ bag, he said ,your ■■■■■■■ night out bag a change of clothes ,washin g gear shoes. WHAT!are you on about I replied, he said you cannot go into digs in working gear-clothes ,so I then got it as I had lived in numerous digs before however not as a driver. So as I lived on the way we were going direction Banbury, Byfield to be exact ,he said we will call in to get your gear, the problem i lived in Bell Lane.!! The lorry would wake the whole village up not just bell lane however he stopped on the main road and I run down home managed to wake my wife and up and we found a old bag like a old doctors bag, god knows whose it was and put enough clothes in for a week and that would have to do for my trip into the unknown world of long distance driving I forgot all about shaving and washing gear and a tooth brush

It turned out to be one of the best educations I could have had on driving a Articulated lorry. gear changing,hill climbing, really getting into it I learned that driving was by your ears. Yes your ears, you had to keep the engine revs high then at the right moment just as the exhaust noise peaked nearly screaming at you as if to say for ■■■■■- sake do something, you dipped the clutch,whipped the gear stick out,on you way to the next gear also as you were passing through neutral you had to select either high or low ratio on the gear stick button ,double de clutch,then glide the stick in to the next gear, look where you were going,have a drag of your ■■■,and also chat to the passenger ,and drive ,and on and on it would go,and I loved it.

,later on ,not this trip .I used to pride myself on being able to drive “properly”. the worst thing ever ,was as you used to pick up speed, working away with the gears,trying to get as she was not pulling hard all the while,getting to maximum speed !you had to brake, that was a bummer. You would think all that working through the gears for nothing .then you would do it all again all day
What always stuck with me all through my driving was I still used all the gears, in all the posh trucks I ended up driving,[all but one ,a automatic Mercedes ,you had to use it .not any manual ] not as they do today. Pr select etc,automatic,cruise control.

I do put the skills [well it was driving really]I learned down to that first week with the low loader,as second man. When i pulled into the yard the trip was over, I did not give it much thought I parked it up and the Northampton driver went into the office ,while I filled her up with diesel. I went into the office,well to the hatch not actual in the office [a rare event if you went INTO the office] collected my last weeks wages,said bye ,and home.

Work went back to normal .all though I had now seen the other side to driving a lorry it is not all working a full day and half the night .clean ,free of cattle ■■■■ I did start to think I wouldn’t mind some of the easier life [silly me,rose tinted glasses] so I just did what I was told and thought no more about it lots of long hours a few laughs,lots of beer and ■■■■ normal driving life,well I did not know any other YET

What I found out after , was that my low loader trip had been planned to see if I would be able to handle bigger lorry’s and articulated lorry’s .also the older drivers had turned it down .and being the younger it was me lined up for the Articulated cattle truck when needed. and that is what happened. The start of my voyage around the roads of England and Europe .however I did not know it would last a life time.

One Saturday morning in the yard, the office told me I would be taking the articulated unit and boxed trailer to Northampton market. the driver was off. He had finished however I did not know.

I checked the units oil, water, checked no flat tyres, picked the trailer up and off I go ,very careful out of the yard,and away. not thinking of what is to come ,i realised I had never reversed the
the trailer before,all good forward never reversed,one good thing was the market was massive and loads of room also there would be other articulated lorries ,drivers,for advice[ ha bloody ha] it turned out I just got on with it ,it must have taken me a least 10 shunts at getting the trailer near to loading dock which was I might say was not back- on straight,after all that I had forgotten to open the back gates,so I had to pull off and open the gates and preform again ,but better this time. Phew. i still remember it as if it was yesterday, years after if someone was having a problem reversing I would all ways ask them .did they need any assistance not to shout out instructions or wave arms about like some people do. I have never forgotten that market day.

All the cattle loaded 12 big cows in the front ,a gate in the middle12 at the back all weighing about half a ton not a lot off room for them to move about, so off down the M1 to Luton my first trip out on my own ,all went ok lots of room at the other end to reverse and back up , the trailer and thank god all the animals were ok ,sometimes if if they are loaded to tight in the back of any cattle truck when you start to get going things start to change in the back of the lorry, if you imagine when any animal runs up into a space with no exit it is head first [the narrow bit then it is followed by its rump the wider bit] so the ones in the rear push up towards the others so they are all squeezing to the front
that is when the trouble starts if whoever in charge tries to put to many animals in as it all ways looks as if there is loads of room, however once you start driving and the lorry starts rolling around and the animals are all tying to find there own space they try to turn around and face the light coming from the side vents, and do start to turn around .so if one to many was loaded there will be a weaker one that will go down onto its knees and they can and do end up in a sorry old state normally covered in ■■■■ , as it has no chance of getting up, that it why we were taught to keep stopping and keep a good eye on your cargo . Sometimes you get the angry aggressive beast who wants more room than the others [the school bully],and will not stopping trying to move around they can cause a beast to go down. times when cattle were being transport care was taken for there welfare by all drivers I knew .

As a rule normal cattle are very passive i have had times when I and other drives have had to get in with the animals if one was down and on a longish run [ normal Birkenhead to Banbury ] We They were Irish store cattle from Ireland mostly youngsters ready to be fatten up for the food chain by the time they had come across the sea all the fight had gone out of them and they were like people waiting hours at a airport weary,had enough just wanted to get home .and we were their taxi,free to
pastures new.
However it never was that simple. as you were nearly all ways overloaded by one and they were the ones we used to get in with they had no horns [ Hereford breed] and had been feed on grass only so imagine the floor of the lorry!the way we tried to get them up was one twist its tail,and the other keep its head up while you were trying to get room with your back pushing the others no mean task. Sometimes we did . If not successful we had to find a farm yard and ask if we could run them off normally they would not let you [because of foot and mouth ]or then a large parking area ,we used that road and knew it well ,[ we called that road the goat track] that road was the main A41 used by all cattle lorry firms .so there was extra help around ,once parked up after a smoke ,we would then reverse one lorry up to the others rear doors…

[cattle lorry doors drop down the same as horse box doors do,then you have a set of gates inside that fold out to the sides so as to make a ramp with secure sides with only one way to go. however now the hard bit came,one lorry had to drop the door down but keep the gates shut,and hope the cattle did not push the way out against the gates when the daylight hit them with the door down but lots of shouting hhe -ups ,banging with our sticks we all had a ash plant stick a very necessary piece of equipment then.]We would then reverse the other lorry back to the other, drop his door on to the one already down so now at the same time you would open the gates in double quick time so they opened into each other like a[ / a lot flatter.] And you would hope they all the cattle stayed in one lorry while you would let one or two out in between the gates from the lorry where the the beast was down in, and with the extra room it would be able to get up which they did .all in a days work
then hopefully the ones out did not knock the gates down you would be able to get them back in
to the lorry,you would not try it if only two drivers were there.

When the lorry was full of ■■■■ and ■■■■ all nice to slop around while driving back down the M1 you all ways had a long clear space behind any cattle trucks on any road as it was like a fine spray flowing with the wind and the windscreen behind would be smeared [nice]

It all worked out fine in the end driving the articulated lorry, as time went by I managed to get as good as any driver I knew .well I would wouldn’t i ,driving and reversing some of the farms we used to go to in all the lorries was a challenge, [strange really],i have never been a person who would put myself up for any type of public challenge as I cannot see the point of it. however my driving every day was I expect a challenge in its self but I never though of it as if it was.

So I was the Articulated driver at our yard now and did not have another truck to drive and some days there was nothing for me to do. i know new why no one else wanted the job as I found myself helping the mechanics in their workshops doing all the ■■■■■■ jobs,however what I did not realise I was learning more and more of the whole working of a lorry the bits i had never seen also the working of the engine, minor repairs ,electrical wiring the whole thing very useful in years to come but never realised then.
The main company under a different name was in Northampton and were doing all types of general haulage so they had a idea to keep a flat bed trailer over at our depot so at lean times I would go and do general haulage that was fine by me I started to think it maybe time to move on I had now seen how other firms worked and the massive amount of different types of work that was out there and I have had a taste of it yes a lot of hard work,on some days when on the flat trailer we would have to go to the main brick yards in Bedford area[ now MILTON KEYNES] and load 15tons of bricks all by hand ,full of dust and ash as they had come out of the kiln the night before also they were still warm you had to use gloves ,next I thought I would be back loading the cement like before soon I was on the lookout for a company that did not do lots of handball like before. However I did get the change around driving the cattle box then seemed easier than the bricks

When we used to drive into Banbury Market it was the largest cattle market in the country,we used to pass by a old railway station and it was used by the British Road Services as their depot I used to see all the neatly parked up trailers all nicely sheeted loads,or box vans and used to thing if only ,i might get a job on the B R S. however I thought if I get time I will go over and ask. however we were always covered in ■■■■ and had no clean clothes so after a period of time I made the decision to go and see them muck or not .so the opportunity arose one Thursday and I rang them first from a pay phone [NO MOBILES THEN]explained the situation about unable to get time off to see them would they send a application form, that went well and I arranged for the next Thursday for a
Interview and the usual background checks ,previous employment so all went well also I told them about MR Night and the present work I was doing and the hours .they said they would let me know by post as we did not have a home phone .not a lot of people did then. The next week they gave me a job and a start date so I could work my notice at work .they were ok about it they new I was young and wanted different work so I left .[for about 10 years]
The B R S was run on a ex military grounds as it was the nearly the last nationalised industry left in England
Nearly all the drivers had done some type of service that required that you would and could do as you were told even us ex Merchant seamen I was told later on that is how I got the job from my old discharge book.
So I was now in the big boys game, a clean boiler suit .lots of learning not allowed within the workshops [magic] no more in the pit changing oil and greasing lorries ,you had to write of a defect note and give it to the foreman if he deemed the defect needed repair the unit or trailer would not be allowed out on the road until the mechanics had seen the needed repair also the traffic office were told, if they were desperate to use the lorry or trailer you would be told to go with it until later .so after a while I soon learned to ignore minor defects and let someone deal with them not me,what I found out later that there were certain drivers who would hold on to a lot of defects and when they did not want to do a certain load and it was their tractor unit defect, the trailer would be given to someone else .so they got out of the job.