My uncle Harry…
Always said ‘as one door closes another one opens’.
He was a really nice bloke but a useless cabinet maker.
My uncle was Arthur Daley from Minder, did your uncle know mine, if he did, he would have sold him a good runner from his second hand car garage?
My Uncle single handedly killed over forty German pilots during WW2. He was easily the worst aircraft technician that The Luftwaffe ever had!
My Uncle was killed in the Twin Towers on 9/11.
I told him not to fly that bloody plane.
Another Uncle worked for the BBC and pulled some strings to get me on Jim’ll fix it, where Jimmy fixed it for me to milk a cow whilst I was blindfolded! How cool is that?
Did your Uncle Harry have a car repair garage called Bodgit and Scarper and sons ltd in Shoreditch ?
Tarmaceater:
Did your Uncle Harry have a car repair garage called Bodgit and Scarper and sons ltd in Shoreditch ?
Also was the business model all main dealers adopt for their service department
Sent while from gods know where
My uncle was a keen amateur craftsman too. He made parachutes.
Must have been good, as he never had a single customer come back to complain.
I worked with your Uncle Harry in the glider engine factory in Loughborough and before that in the hens teeth packing plant in Norwhich.
Tarmaceater:
I worked with your Uncle Harry in the glider engine factory in Loughborough and before that in the hens teeth packing plant in Norwhich.
Ah.
Self Launch Gliders
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Apologies for pedantry, but it is fascinating stuff
My uncle told me that years ago he bought a Jaguar from the Kray twins.
What reg, I asked him.
No, I think that it was Ronnie, he replied.
Was Uncle Harry married to Doris, she worked in the chocolate tea pot factory?
Oooh Betty, the cat has a done a whoopsie on the carpet at Uncle Harry’s house.