Was a…
WW2 veteran.
In just one day during the battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 ■■■■ aviators.
Easily the worst aircraft mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Funnily enough my Gramps too was a WW2 veteran, he never spoke much of it tbh. In fact it was only when he sadly passed and I was clearing his house out that I found his helmet. Not sure what corps he was in but by the insignia I figure that he must’ve been an electrician, which is quite strange as in all the time I knew him he showed no interest in electrics but had an almost unhealthy obsession with showers. Go figure!
Here’s his old helmet.
are you sure he wasnt in a reserved occupation and worked for the german electricity board?
this german provider seem to also do a fair bit of recycling. 
I personally saved the sinking of a ship.
I failed the R.N. entrance exam.
the german helmet was an iconic item! a lot of us greasers/bikers wore them back in the '70’s 
Tragically, my Grandfather died at Auschwitz.
He got ■■■■■■ up and fell out of the watchtower.
Absolutely…
Nothing to do with my origional thread whatsoever.
Husband and wife are at a marriage guidance therapy session.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that correct?
Husband: To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.