Murphys fags

Paddy asks Murphy if he wants any ■■■■ when he goes on his holidays, Murphy says “yes cheers mate get me 400 Bensons.” 2wks later Paddy comes back home, sees Murphy in the pub & says “i got ur ■■■■, u owe me £249.00” “[zb] sake” says Murphy “where did u go on holiday?”

Paddy says ‘Skegness’

Bloody hell has baz taken over skeggy ■■. 400 benson is only £140.00 in sainsburys :smiley:

Sounds likes Norway rather than the lincolnshire coast! :open_mouth:

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