After the pub/a bottle of wine? For me, it’s cheese on toast, or chips with mayo (but I can’t frigging find the woucster sauce) which I like to melt with the cheese. Mmmmmmm. Now where have I put the brown sauce?
Trouble is, both of them involve cooking, which is not allways good when your inebriated 
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Having said that, batter bits and chips allways float my boat 
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Fried egg sandwiches does it for me every time, though with that hot fat it takes on the proportions of dealing with toxic waste… 
Liberace:
Trouble is, both of them involve cooking, which is not allways good when your inebriated
This is where that thing called Woman comes in handy occasionaly 
simon
Thats why Marmite was invented,
Or bread and dripping 
tube of pringles and a tub of nice dip 4 me 
SimonRS2K:
Liberace:
Trouble is, both of them involve cooking, which is not allways good when your inebriatedThis is where that thing called Woman comes in handy occasionaly
simon
Suppose they can do the garden as well (sorry ladies ).